have you ever considered adding...

the "strangle other poster" button? when someone was being particularly annoying, all the annoyed could simply press a button to cause a set of arms to rapidly extend from the annoyee's computer screen. as may be evident from the name of the button, they would proceed to strangle the person. of course, not enough to cause any lasting damage, but just enough to cause a fright - resulting in boundless satisfaction for the annoyed, and a reduced chance of annoying behavior on the behalf of the annoyee.

seriously, dxp...invest. i assure you that it is worth looking in to.

for all you "laid back" types...c'mon. there has to have been at least one time where you though to yourself, "hmmm...where's the strangle other poster button when you need one? all the other kewl forums have one."

excuse me, all occurrences of the word "annoyee" in the original post should hereby be replaced with the word "annoyer".

don't worry sp, i'd never use it on you.

ohhh do ya?

lolol!

i asked for a "bitch slap" button a long time ago.

i say we add them both, and use whichever one tickles our fancy at the time

Yes please!!! Implement this feature soon. I can't wait to get strangled.