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A patient has lost all hope of surviving a chronic disease after his doctor told him that nothing else could be done.
"Go home and make the best of what's left of your life." The doctor said.
The next days were miserable for this man. Anger, fear and anxiety were consuming him every day.
One day he gathered enough courage and went to see the doctor again.
"Doctor, this is really killing me. I want to live... nothing can be done? Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Ohh... okay... but i would like to know, at least. How much time do i have left to live?"
"Ten..."
"OH! You mean i have ten months left? Maybe ten years!!!—"
"Nine... eight... seven... six... five... four... three... two... one..."