This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send it back to the person that sent it to you.
Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I smoked April--I dry humped May--I choked on June--I murdered July--I did the Macarena with August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my mobile phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mum 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White----------because I'm cool like that Black-----------because that's how I roll. Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red------------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I hate myself. Purple---------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja.
I had lunch with a birdbath because the voices told me to.
lmao!! whats really funny is thats my average afternoon.
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Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mum
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.