@BlueSandCacoon
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If you died...
Posted by BlueSandCacoon
After lots of fights and tears, a husband decided to walk away from his wife. However, one day he returns home and approaches his wife.Husband: "I was thinking about you and me. Being by myself, without your company, I realized some things about myself and my feelings towards you."
The wife remains silent and listens.
Husband: "During those unhappy days, I realized I just can't live without you. The sole thought of it makes me insane. As a matter of fact, if you died right now I would cry and cry until I die of sadness and sorrow."
The wife smirks and says in a demanding tone:
Wife: "Oh, is that so? Well, show me."
Husband: "I can't show you unless you die first, so how about you take this gun and shoot your non-existent brains out?"
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Creepily funny
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After lots of fights and tears, a husband decided to walk away from his wife. However, one day he returns home and approaches his wife.
Husband: "I was thinking about you and me. Being by myself, without your company, I realized some things about myself and my feelings towards you."
The wife remains silent and listens.
Husband: "During those unhappy days, I realized I just can't live without you. The sole thought of it makes me insane. As a matter of fact, if you died right now I would cry and cry until I die of sadness and sorrow."
The wife smirks and says in a demanding tone:
Wife: "Oh, is that so? Well, show me."
Husband: "I can't show you unless you die first, so how about you take this gun and shoot your non-existent brains out?"