@Pisces1803
13 Years500+ Posts
NEW AUSSIE PICKUP LINE
Posted by Pisces1803
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROFL!!! LOL!!! DA FUQ!? I'm struggling to breath right now, hahahaha. 😄
Did this help you understand your situation?
dxpnet has hosted real conversations like this since 2000. If you value independent communities, you can support the site below.
Every contribution helps keep dxpnet independent and ad-light.
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →
A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside
him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."
Almost brings a tear to your eye. Doesn't it!