@CancerianGoddess
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Feel free to use them on your facebook, or just use em.. Add your own aswell 🙂
1) I've finally collected enough rats ass's to give to everyone on my list.
2) I hate being Bipolar... It is awesome!!
3) Vagina jokes arent funny,.. Period!!!
4) Thanks for your order from our sex shop, you asked for the large red dildo as featured on our wall. Please re-select, that is our fire extinguisher.
5)*ABRACADABRA*.................Nope, you're still a bitch.
6)Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, Happen! Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
7) Please be patient, I'm f*cking things up as fast as I can.
8)I want my tombstone to say... "Don't just stand there, water my damn flowers!"
9) When you really want to slap someone, do it and say "mosquito" OR Tell em its because they havent had a V-8!
10) I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
11)Just got a call from a charity askng me to donate my clothes for the starvng children,i said kiss my ass! Anyone fitting in my clothes aint starvng!!!
12)I had an argument with someone today, to put their point across they threw a pair of orthopedic shoes at me. I now stand corrected.
13) Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had..