Ok. I was talking about the zodiac signs to my mother, just kinda comparing traits i guess and anyway, I explained that the typical traits of a Pisces was usually they prefer to be around animals vs humans because animals tend not to disappoint them as…
ARIES: Just one. Wanna make something of it? TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful. GEMINI: Probably one is best,…
Thought we could put here every astrology joke we know..or humorous…
Has anyone ever tried kinetic sand? It looks so amazing to play with; I want some! ^.^…
Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep…
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Aries: After a five-minute rant in the bathroom when you throw everything out of the window looking for your tube of…
Husband—s Message Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Teena brought me to the hospital They have…
Judging from the covers of countless women's magazines, the two topics most popular to women are: 1) Why all men are…
You're less likely to get covered in white stuff if you shove the whole thing in your mouth.
I get my best revelations when I'm driving...and apparently while eating powdered doughnuts.