What colour girls?

Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for
the very first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna put me
on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'
'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
Laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well then I'm a-gonna wear me some
Floe resant orange panties.'
'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down
And I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.'
The third lady says, 'Well, I aint gonna wear no panties...'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right.

I ain't wearing no panties cos, honey, dey always look for
da black box first'