Why would someone born in March be called...

a Saggitarean?

Who can figure it out?

okay I'll offer some possibilities:

A) THere was a pole shift and people born in the Month of March are actually born in the sign of the Archer.

B) The person saying it is Not Blonde.

C) Because the chicken got to the other side.

D) (S)he only eats Sagittariables

E) (S)he abstains from Bull, Crab, Ram, Fish, Virgins, Lions, Goats, Scorpions-Eagles, Twins, Scales, & Water Bearers, and anything derived from these creatures... (or would this person be more accurately called a Sagen?)

E) None of the Below

F) All of the Above

G) All of the Below

H) None of the Above

I) ...........(your imaginative response here)...................

I) Because Saggies end up rising to the occasion (think of a calendar). Then, of course (Marching) along to their own optimistic beat. Sags are also known for their athletic gams (legs), so WHO else can really March it better?? =)