LEO SEASON BEGINS! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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*Haffo and DB turn their direction to the place where they sounds of roal come from. Minutes later they come to a little hill from where strange light comes from.

DB, get low. They have to not see us.

*Haffo and DB heads up upon the hill and see lions there. The thing that lions do is wildly having sex with each other while roar.

See that DB? If we allow them to espace, this will happen to all of us.

Got that?

::While sitting in the den and polishing her elephant gun purrrfect hears a noise outside in the bushes::

hmm, he's BACK but he's sloppy this time!

::it doesn't make sense to purrfect why a scorp would make so much noise when he a trying to hunt down a lioness. She goes and peeks out the side of the cave and realizes he brought his Juicy Gem friend along::::

Ahh, ok. It looks like there are three of them out there. I see I need 2 more weapons lol

:::purrrfect runs back into the cave and hides all board games, music, tequila and puzzles so that the Gem will lose interest and run away:::::

Waits sitting at the den door with elephant rifle in lap......

damn, he brought a pisces too 😉

:::runs and hides ALL the liquor in the den:::

and once again I see I am out numbered lol

hi muse 😛
this looks like it's gonna be interesting

wheel, they are hunting YOU too. See the title of this thread? Why do all the leos always leave me hanging like that?? lmao

Sorry purrr...hehe...regardless of the title, I'm pretty sure you're the one being hunted

::squirts wheel with water from the gun she was holding:::

so be it 🙂 lol

oh no you didn't.

or yes. I DID.

You mean I forgot to tell you about THIS?

*pulls out her water bazooka*

so forgetful...must be my aqua moon...

anyway, *BLASTS PURRRFECTS ASS*

then realizes...

that it is a sad, sad world...where Leos hunt their own kind 😢

lol

Yes wheel sad world. But watching from the side lines as one of you fellow lionesses gets tagged is just as bad lol

....Don't you dare hide all the chains and whips!!!....

THANK YOU!!!

:::grabs chains and bolt locks DB to the tree outside of the cave:::

Good idea not to hide these.....lol

:::cracks whip:::

Who's your master now DB? 😉

yeah purrr, you're right. I'm so ashamed *tear*

uh oh, this is getting kinky

lmao!!

I hope I didn't scare him off with the whole dominatrix thing. They say Leos can be pretty aggressive at it lol!

Anyway....I'm out for awhile. You guys have a good one 🙂

:::hands wheel some tissue:::

so the moral muse: always be evil

DB, why don't you just tie yourself back? 😛

you're screwed 🙂

omg. I can't believe you guys left a hot scorp tied to a tree and decided to ask him about work. Yes, I can see how that would be torture. lol

:::purrrfect realizes pluto is taking too much time thinking about it. She grabs whips back from pluto and slowly starts to circle DB letting the whip drag behind her:::::

::purrrfect takes the base of the whip and holds it under DBs chin making him look her in the eyes::::

Soo DB.... Just how bad have you been?? Tell me everything please.....

::::sees fear in DBs eyes as he realizes this will determine which paddle he gets::::::

lol!! Anybody ever read about Beauty's punishment??

lol Dancing Breads Punishment

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Dancing Breads Release

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