My Sweet And Beautiful Dark Twisted Scorpion Masterpiece

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Nicole. Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole. I'm officially obsessed if I wasn't already before. I LOVE SCORPIOS. I cannot emphasize more on this fact alone if I tried. I would put my life on the line for these people and I happen to find the world to be a better place with Scorpios in it. Having said that though, Nicole is a fucking ungrateful and selfish bitch and nothing more than that, at the moment. I had came back from helping out my mother, the Gemini, who I just love to death (I'd sacrifice myself for her if I had to), but then guess who was over here again.......

Her presence, it was to be expected, but what, with after the shit that happen just last night, I thought that I would've had to have given her yet another ten days before she decided to come back around again, again. But no, luckily, that wasn't the case. She came alone this time, no Amber -- which was hilariously ironic because she thought that by excluding her friend from a trip to my place, she was doing me a bit of a disservice by doing that --- when, we all know that in all actuality, the joke was on her given that, and again, I don't and never did ever give a shit about her gray-eyed blonde-headed friend. And you know what else, now that I think about it, Nicole was the only one to bring her up into discussion (more than once), and when she did, I would quickly take the conversation back to her. She noticed by the second time that I was doing this intentionally and so she asked why. I told her straight up, "You're here. She's not. Anything else in between the subject of your friend is irrelevant to me. And I'd much rather just talk to you about you. How are you? How are you feeling? How was your day? How are your kids?"

Yes, she has kids. Three of them and at the age of 24 and by three different baby daddies, too, to be exact. That's some real Scorpio type of shit right there. But who am I to judge? And if you feasted your eyes on Nicole just one time -- just once, you probably would wanna go and adopt her three little bastard children to make them yours of your very own. A Bad Bitch. 10/10. A+. A knockout. A fucking modern art masterpiece. If she was an critically acclaimed album, film or television series, this is how the critics would go about describing her -- critiquing her in a nutshell review. I mean, she's a Scorpio. It doesn't get any better than that.

But even as, and then after I asked her these questions, she really let her guard down with me for like the first time ever since I met her (which was back in the middle of January, I believe) and how she did that was by smiling. I've never seen her smile before. She has an absolutely amazingly perfect fucking smile. I told her that. Word for word. I also told her that she should see to it that she smile more often -- for it literally sped up my heart rate by a long slide.
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I gave my cousin some money to go to the store and told her to take her time while she was there, you know, because THIS Leo was trying to get it in. I didn't tell her that part, though. But she's a Libra. I'm sure she can read between the lines (unlike that Taurus bitch, xXxAliciaXxX, who prefers to be spoonfed every single goddamn fucking thing.....but whatever.)

It kinda backfired on me though, because she was almost about to go with her.

"No, it's cool. I'm only going just right down the street. Not even gonna be gone fifteen minutes....." (She was gone for damn near over an hour and a half) "J [that's moi], is here. He'll keep you company. He isn't as weird as you think he is." I really wish she hadn't said that, though. That kinda irritated me for about 20 seconds.

Anyways, she left. I went onto On Demand (I have Xfinity), and decided to watch, what is probably my favorite film of this decade thus far, that being The Wolf of Wall Street, directed by my favorite filmmaker of all time, Martin Scorsese (Scorpio, duh, it's The Wolf of Wall Street) starring my favorite actor in the whole entire universe -- ACADEMY AWARD WINNER LEONARDO Di-FUCKING-CAPRIO (finally!!!!!!!!!!) (Who is also a Scorpio. Duh. I mean, it's The fucking Wolf of fucking Wall Street, we're talking about here.) Of course, she'd seen it in the past and loved it, too, although, I was kind of partially wishing that she hadn't but, hey, that just gave us something else for the two of us to have in common with one another. It's a great movie to watch with the opposite sex though, I'm not gonna lie. I knew what I was doing as she probably did, too. Leo is an Oscar winning Scorpio. Remember and never forget it.

We were sitting right next to each other right there on the living room sofa. I think about 50 minutes into the movie, around the time when they're at Jordan's house party and the Quaaludes are introduced into the movie, I started to take an interest in the artwork on her arms and hands; her tats, that is. She then showed me the one just below her abdomen, a dove, and I told that's when I told her that she was the most beautiful woman I have ever had in my house, sitting on my couch, that wasn't in relation to me. She rolled her eyes in a "Really, dude? Did you really just go there"? fashion but I told her that if I was lying then I was dying. I complimented her for her body and for keeping it fit as fuck with the way that she has. I mean, three babies actually came out of that thing? You wouldn't even believe it if you saw it.
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Then I started caressing her legs. No flak for that? Okay. Lemme see what else I can get away with. With her. So I moved a little higher up up to her thighs. My eyes locked into with her's, which made it even hotter in a way, you know? And I'm not doing anything that she doesn't want me to do. She's very comfortable. I'm rubbing on her with my right hand, which means that I still have a free left, which I use to pull her hair back to behind her ears. I dunno why, but that's always been one of my favorite things to do to a girl. And I start massaging the side of her neck and face while I'm still simultaneously caressing her thighs. Then she closes her eyes and that's when the heavy breathing begins to kick in. I got her right where I want her. Puddy in my hands. With her hands, she takes my right hand and directs me to the inside of her pants, or leggings or whatever, where I found myself pussy jerking her off (that's slang talk for masturbation.) Which I'm pretty great at doing -- I've been told that I have the Midas touch. And I do. I'm aggressive but I'm also really sensual all in all in equal measure. My passion, no other man can match me the passion department. I don't give a fuck if he has a dick like Jesus and fucks like god. I'm just the greatest that there is in this category. There's me, and then there's noone else. There's noone else. And it's not a pride thing, either. I'm just stating #FACTS. My had jerking motions, the way she was moaning and passionately groaning, from oohing to aahing --- I was on POINT. Please believe it. And if you don't, then why the fuck are you still here reading this?

Then when she whispered that I was really good at doing this while I was doing it, that SKYROCKETED my motherfucking ego, man, I mean, I started doing it even better, rougher, and harder and then even faster.

And even faster.

And even faster than that.

I ended up going so fast that even I ejaculated from out of the sheer enjoyment and pleasure that my Scorpio Queen was receiving from me due to the actions of mine and I wasn't getting any kind of reciprocating stimulation for myself from her. It just happened that way.

Of course, I brought her to climax. She came into my hands that were still engulfed into her slit. My hands were literally fucking DRENCHED with her bodily juices and all that good stuf, and then the most peculiar thing happened. She, all of a sudden, suddenly had to go. No goodbye. Not kiss. Not even a peck on the check or thanks for the semi-orgasm that I think I may have given her. She was just....the fuck up out of here.

I'm sure she'll be back but I do hope that I see her again.
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Posted by Flo
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This was no dark twisted masterpiece.

This was more like the ramblings of a passive aggressive psychopath.
Yeah I fucked up, and I'll fuck it up again!!!

Lmao

Your post sucks balls!!
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If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life piece of shit known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function that you seemingly seem to posess. So, grow the fuck up. Or better yet, a fucking brain, instead
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Then I started caressing her legs. No flak for that? Okay. Lemme see what else I can get away with. With her. So I moved a little higher up up to her thighs. My eyes locked into with her's, which made it even hotter in a way, you know? And I'm not doing anything that she doesn't want me to do. She's very comfortable. I'm rubbing on her with my right hand, which means that I still have a free left, which I use to pull her hair back to behind her ears. I dunno why, but that's always been one of my favorite things to do to a girl. And I start massaging the side of her neck and face while I'm still simultaneously caressing her thighs. Then she closes her eyes and that's when the heavy breathing begins to kick in. I got her right where I want her. Puddy in my hands. With her hands, she takes my right hand and directs me to the inside of her pants, or leggings or whatever, where I found myself pussy jerking her off (that's slang talk for masturbation.) Which I'm pretty great at doing -- I've been told that I have the Midas touch. And I do. I'm aggressive but I'm also really sensual all in all in equal measure. My passion, no other man can match me the passion department. I don't give a fuck if he has a dick like Jesus and fucks like god. I'm just the greatest that there is in this category. There's me, and then there's noone else. There's noone else. And it's not a pride thing, either. I'm just stating #FACTS. My had jerking motions, the way she was moaning and passionately groaning, from oohing to aahing --- I was on POINT. Please believe it. And if you don't, then why the fuck are you still here reading this?

Then when she whispered that I was really good at doing this while I was doing it, that SKYROCKETED my motherfucking ego, man, I mean, I started doing it even better, rougher, and harder and then even faster.

And even faster.

And even faster than that.

I ended up going so fast that even I ejaculated from out of the sheer enjoyment and pleasure that my Scorpio Queen was receiving from me due to the actions of mine and I wasn't getting any kind of reciprocating stimulation for myself from her. It just happened that way.

Of course, I brought her to climax. She came into my hands that were still engulfed into her slit. My hands were literally fucking DRENCHED with her bodily juices and all that good stuf, and then the most peculiar thing happened. She, all of a sudden, suddenly had to go. No goodbye. Not kiss. Not even a peck on the check or thanks for the semi-orgasm that I think I may have given her. She was just....the fuck up out of here.

I'm sure she'll be back but I do hope that I see her again.
My Leo crush who is back to ignoring me did that to me online (phantasy) like u Leos call it! I was sensitive and in a dire state for days! The only Leo to af
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Then I started caressing her legs. No flak for that? Okay. Lemme see what else I can get away with. With her. So I moved a little higher up up to her thighs.

I'm sure she'll be back but I do hope that I see her again.
Completing my message, dunno wtf happened. He is the only Leo to have affected me so. I was in a dire state: feelin wanton and sensitive for days. Unbearable! Just from remembering what hed to me with his fingers! I bite my lip when i remember! That sexy Leo with scorpie Asc and Mars!!!!
If a Leo or any man did that to me and brought me to my happy release id never be able to leave his side! Id pounce on him! Your scorpie is either awkward or a robot! Im a water sign too!!!
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It ain't like you read it anyway, Flo, so what are you still doing here? You must be just as sad and as lonely as I am, starved for motherfucking attention, which is apparent, given that I specifically said that if it was what I had going on in my life right now didn't concern you, to click the fuck out from outta my thread and move the fuck along, you pathetic fucking scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

I don't fuck around with no fuck arounds, you fuck around, now be a good boy and leave the fuck alone.
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@SensitiveBlues

Please don't hate the player of this game, darlin'. You gotta hate the maker of it for setting it up with the way that he did. I'm just trying and playing to win, that's all. Nothing more.

And another thing, too, how is she a cum-dumpster? We never even had sex. And what would be the meaning for us to use or to have condoms, anyway? We never even had sex. And I don't do condoms. I take this pill that makes me sterile for over a short period of time. It's legit and it works and I don't even need to pull out. You wanna know how come I know? Because I don't have any kids outta wedlock running around my pad. Or what, did you expect me to wrap up my entire fucking hand with a latex condom before jacking her off? How stupid can a "nygga" be? Which, by the way, I'm no Grammar Nazi but I'm almost entirely a hundred-percent positive that you spelt that word wrong.
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Nah, I was gonna apologize to you for the sheer disrespect that was displayed towards you by me earlier this week. Sorta glad that you never did reply back though, because then, I probably would've regretted it.

Funny, you respond to this thread because I mentioned you in it, but you were inadvertently referenced in the last one that I made, too, where you werror nowhere to be found.
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It ain't like you read it anyway, Flo, so what are you still doing here? You must be just as sad and as lonely as I am, starved for motherfucking attention, which is apparent, given that I specifically said that if it was what I had going on in my life right now didn't concern you, to click the fuck out from outta my thread and move the fuck along, you pathetic fucking scumbag. Your parents were scum and you're doing a most glorious job of following the tradition.

I don't fuck around with no fuck arounds, you fuck around, now be a good boy and leave the fuck alone.
Nigga shut up!

Lmao ‚‚
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Yeah, now, you spelt it right. Good for you! You just gotta work on on where you insert your commas, now.
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That's funny, though, not really. And no chick has ever said that -- not to me, anyways. It just wouldn't happen that way. I mean, I'm sure you probably feel that way every single time you go to get dicked down which, doesn't really end up really happening that way but don't worry, though. Don't let that affect you. That's only because you've never really had good dick in your life to begin with --- so who could blame you for feeling a type of way about your sex life, er, uh, your lack of one, anyway?

You might wanna stop replying to me, now. I can seriously do this all goddamn day long. It's nothing to me.
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Be nice to her for me, please. She's Leo Nation just like us, bro, whether she likes it or not. There's a rule book for Leo Nation and you just broke the first one (but you didn't know so you get a pass.)

RULE #1) Don't speak down or show any type of disregard or disrespect, towards other Leos --- no matter what they say to you. For remember, the next Leo is just as fragile, delicate, and as sensitive as you are.
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Posted by Cricket808
Something you should learn if you ever want to keep your relationships. Trust me, people will like you a lot more.
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You're a perfect poster child for a campaign against natural selection, they tell you this?
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Typical Immature Leo to brag about their conquests. Boring
If you knew the history behind it all, you'd know why it was necessary for me to stunt. I love you, Libra.
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Lol, eeew. I hope you got great game young leo because Scorpio will not only win but break you. As you can see with 3 baby daddies under her belt. You think it's your moves but it her board.
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Typical Immature Leo to brag about their conquests. Boring
If you knew the history behind it all, you'd know why it was necessary for me to stunt. I love you, Libra.
Lol, eeew. I hope you got great game young leo because Scorpio will not only win but break you. As you can see with 3 baby daddies under her belt. You think it's your moves but it her board.
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I masturbated her! That's gotta count for something, don't it??
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Typical Immature Leo to brag about their conquests. Boring
If you knew the history behind it all, you'd know why it was necessary for me to stunt. I love you, Libra.
Lol, eeew. I hope you got great game young leo because Scorpio will not only win but break you. As you can see with 3 baby daddies under her belt. You think it's your moves but it her board.
I masturbated her! That's gotta count for something, don't it??
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Scorpios love sex. Her sex drive is probably waaay higher that yours. Lol shit, that might get you going now huh? Lol lol she's gonna break yoooou. Is it true what they say about leos? They associate sex with love all the time? Sex is jus sex to a scorpio. Love is another.
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I have the ego of a true Leo. The looks of a Libra. The sex drive of a Scorpio. And the mind of a Gemini. I AM THAT AWESOMELY UNIQUE and can't no woman, I don't give a shit who she is, break me for I am unbreakable -- so please, call me Mr. Glass.

And, though, I'm not in love with her yet, that may very well chang after I get on with my first official nut with her. Zing!
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Be nice to her for me, please. She's Leo Nation just like us, bro, whether she likes it or not. There's a rule book for Leo Nation and you just broke the first one (but you didn't know so you get a pass.)

RULE #1) Don't speak down or show any type of disregard or disrespect, towards other Leos --- no matter what they say to you. For remember, the next Leo is just as fragile, delicate, and as sensitive as you are.
um no. @whatthecrab is Gemini...
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Yeah, I'm aware. Why are you telling me as if I didn't already know, Leo?
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