My Sweet And Beautiful Dark Twisted Scorpion Masterpiece (Page 2)

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Posted by loulou

Posted by LeoNation92
I don't know, Loulou. I'm not that too familiar with the process of internet dating or online fucking but hey, but whatever floats your boat or gets your motor running --- keep doing what pleases you best.

certainly LeoNation92, I'm already having fun with an older Leo 😄 much warmer and reciprocative 🙂

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You just cling to Leos, don't you, Loulou? I Wish there was a hundred million more just like you.

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Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Posted by exo
so when did you last hear from nicole scorpion queen?

Back in '95 right before she filed that restraining order on him.

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Whatever. I was three in '95. But lookit, is it too late to take back every negative thing that I ever said to you and for the two of us to start completely over again and with a fresh start? And it has nothing to do with how you look, neither. Or that you look actually better than I had you pictured in my head, up until now.

Can we be friends?

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Posted by leow31

Posted by LeoNation92
I was just defending you, is all. Sorry. I see, now, that I shan't be doing that again. You got it. I'll carry on.

His post wasn't aimed at me. He quoted @whatthecrab.

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No. Check again and then re-check it. It was intended for you. Please, never doubt me and never doubt me again. I'm usually almost always right. Usually.

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Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by loulou

Posted by LeoNation92
I don't know, Loulou. I'm not that too familiar with the process of internet dating or online fucking but hey, but whatever floats your boat or gets your motor running --- keep doing what pleases you best.

certainly LeoNation92, I'm already having fun with an older Leo 😄 much warmer and reciprocative 🙂

You just cling to Leos, don't you, Loulou? I Wish there was a hundred million more just like you.

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I attract fire signs the most and ive realised that im surrounded by kitties lol
Strange but im not complaining †

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Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX

Posted by exo
so when did you last hear from nicole scorpion queen?

Back in '95 right before she filed that restraining order on him.

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Whatever. I was three in '95. But lookit, is it too late to take back every negative thing that I ever said to you and for the two of us to start completely over again and with a fresh start? And it has nothing to do with how you look, neither. Or that you look actually better than I had you pictured in my head, up until now.

Can we be friends?

No. Just keep my name out of your mouth and off of your finger tips.

Thanks.

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No to what, though? Am I too late to take it back, or that we can't be friends?

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Posted by leow31

Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by leow31

Posted by LeoNation92
I was just defending you, is all. Sorry. I see, now, that I shan't be doing that again. You got it. I'll carry on.

His post wasn't aimed at me. He quoted @whatthecrab.

No. Check again and then re-check it. It was intended for you. Please, never doubt me and never doubt me again. I'm usually almost always right. Usually.

No.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot. Leo + Stubbornness = a Stubborn ass Leo.

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He wasn't talking to you? Goddamn it. You're fucking right. Well, hey, at least my heart was in the right place. I don't feel like defending that Gemini, though, even though I know I should. But she don't like me very much so why bother?

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15 Years

Posted by TrueFantasy
@loulou that's a lot of water in your chart!! And you attract fire damn. Do you have any other fire placements? Btw cancer and Leos tend to be a common match. I promise.

I attract earth and water as well, but for some reason fire is attracted to me as well. Must be my Scorpio Mars.

I have
Virgo Asc,
uranus + neptune in Saggitarius.
Jupiter in Capricorn
Mars in libra and scorpio.
Mc in Gemini.

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Posted by TheLibraMudra
Lmao. This isn't real. And if it is, I told you niceness and charm will get you there.

But I did exactly like you advised, though, didn't I? And I never played the jealously card, neither. You should be like a fucking love guru or something, you know? Like the female version of Hitch. And Will Smith is a Libra, too. It must be an Air thing.

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I only called her a bitch because of the way she left me the way that she did. I'm sure it's justified. I felt used. But, I guess, in a good way?

And why would I make all of this shit up? I'm pretty sure if I really wanted to impress, I would've just upped and lied and said that I fucked her instead going into an over elaborate story about how I fingered her on my living room sofa....please, be more realistic and think more logically and not just what you want to think. Ain't nobody got time to be wasting time on shit that never happened. You're funny, though.

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@xXxAliciaXxX

It just now occurred to me that when you told me to keep your name out of my dick suckers, I misinterpreted that was one of the funniest grammatical error fails I had ever witnessed on the internet, but it's much more clever and ingeniously witty than I initially gave a lack of credit for. You were referring to my mouth. Goddamn. But nicely done there, ace.

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Posted by CruellaWhite

Posted by LeoNation92
Nicole. Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole, Nicole..

Papa—?

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Nah, I'm still a virgin, bro. So, yeah, no kids from my end. It never happened. Look elsewhere for your daddy, little girl, because this Leo definitely isn't it. Take me to Maury if you want to, I'll pay to fly my way to take his DNA test.

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Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Love and Basketball came out in the year 2000. Buffoon....

Not only that, but that gif isn't even from that movie.

My bad, then it was The Wood that came out in 1999, then. Where's that gif from? Juice? In Too Deep?

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Yes. Yes, you have, Mudra. But not when you doubt something as simple as me finger fucking around with the Scorp, as if I'm not capable of accomplishing such a feat.

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15 Years

Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by loulou

Posted by LeoNation92
I don't know, Loulou. I'm not that too familiar with the process of internet dating or online fucking but hey, but whatever floats your boat or gets your motor running --- keep doing what pleases you best.

certainly LeoNation92, I'm already having fun with an older Leo 😄 much warmer and reciprocative 🙂

You just cling to Leos, don't you, Loulou? I Wish there was a hundred million more just like you.

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awwww. such a sweet kitty 🙂

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Posted by CruellaWhite

Posted by happyface1
This was no dark twisted masterpiece.

This was more like the ramblings of a passive aggressive psychopath.

He should put his talents to good use and write erotica. There is money in it!

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Why is Nicole an ungrateful selfish bitch ?? Why does Amber matter ?? Who's watching the 3 children ?? And WTF does his Gemini mother have to do with him jacking off a Scorpio woman ??

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Why is Nicole an ungrateful selfish bitch?

She neglected me the moment after I brought her to satisfaction. This is why analysing what you read was heavily critical for some of us youth back in grade school.

Who's watching the three children?

Not me. And that's what counts.

And WTF does his Gemini mother have to do with him jacking off a Scorpio woman ??

Where and how'd you come to that conclusion for a question? Oedipus Rex complex, much?

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But why? (I speak French, too.)

It's a great song. I love the production to it the most, though. I just wanna turn it into a continuous loop and loop for ten hours straight at night so that it plays while I dream and even waking up to it wouldn't be such a bad thing, either.

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Posted by leow31

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But why? (I speak for French, too.)

It's a great song. I love the production to it the most, though. I just wanna turn it into a continuous loop and loop for ten hours straight at night so that it plays while I dream and even waking up to it wouldn't be such a bad thing, either

Ça explique tout......ta folie.

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Whatever. Just because Kanye West is my idol, doesn't make me insane. That's madness for you to even think that way. But it's okay, for you are still my best friend (to me, anyways.)

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Posted by LeoNation92
I have the ego of a true Leo. The looks of a Libra. The sex drive of a Scorpio. And the mind of a Gemini. I AM THAT AWESOMELY UNIQUE and can't no woman, I don't give a shit who she is, break me for I am unbreakable -- so please, call me Mr. Glass.

And, though, I'm not in love with her yet, that may very well chang after I get on with my first official nut with her. Zing!

but glass is
breakable...

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Posted by Flo

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Posted by happyface1
This was no dark twisted masterpiece.

This was more like the ramblings of a passive aggressive psychopath.

Yeah I fucked up, and I'll fuck it up again!!!

Lmao

Your post sucks balls!!

If we took the collective stupidity of every low-life piece of shit known since the evolution of man, it might be close to the complete lack of brain function that you seemingly seem to posess. So, grow the fuck up. Or better yet, a fucking brain, instead

😄

You're post to "serenade" your gay ass love Doesn't need me to make it shittier, it already was. Your crave for attention is apparent and sad.. You're lonely.

What are you trying to prove? And to whom?
When you can answer that, get back me.

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Flo, did i ever tell you
how much i love you?
😆

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Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by TachibanaSan

Posted by LeoNation92
I have the ego of a true Leo. The looks of a Libra. The sex drive of a Scorpio. And the mind of a Gemini. I AM THAT AWESOMELY UNIQUE and can't no woman, I don't give a shit who she is, break me for I am unbreakable -- so please, call me Mr. Glass.

And, though, I'm not in love with her yet, that may very well chang after I get on with my first official nut with her. Zing!

but glass is
breakable...

Are you....fucking retarded or what? You've never seen that movie?

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the fucking retarded one is
one who bases his life off
of movies. i dont do that.
mad?

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Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by TachibanaSan

Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by TachibanaSan

Posted by LeoNation92
I have the ego of a true Leo. The looks of a Libra. The sex drive of a Scorpio. And the mind of a Gemini. I AM THAT AWESOMELY UNIQUE and can't no woman, I don't give a shit who she is, break me for I am unbreakable -- so please, call me Mr. Glass.

And, though, I'm not in love with her yet, that may very well chang after I get on with my first official nut with her. Zing!

but glass is
breakable...

Are you....fucking retarded or what? You've never seen that movie?

the fucking retarded one is
one who bases his life off
of movies. i dont do that.
mad?

Oh, you're just a decelerated motherfucker, then. You can't be helped. You're way too past it. Mr. Glass is also a reference from one of the greatest songs from off of one of the greatest albums of the last decade. I should kill you, commit suicide and then kill you again. But you're not worth the trouble. Take Care, cunt. And know your pop culture references.

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know my pop culture references?
you're right about one thing said;
you should commit suicide.

i dont use things from crappy media
to shape my life around or control me.
you're only 23, so all your foolishness
is still prominent. scurry off, little stupid.

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yawn. who taught you how
to insult? they need a slap.

being a scorpio woman myself,
i dont see how she puts up with
your nonsense and utter stupidity.

the day when she crushes you
is fast coming. it will be so good
you wont even see it coming.

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Posted by SensitiveBlues
So you're obsessed with a ho who doesn't have the sense to use condoms just cause she looks good?

You're so ghetto

Get your life

Exactly. I'm like this bitch has been had, all she's accomplished is getting a hit and run, with a nut left insider her each time. That level of ignorance is so unattractive. Why be stuck raising 3 different men's kids while they get to stay out roaming free. Great deal for the men though.

OP I'd stay away from her cooch. That things is uhh TOO inviting.

But funny story.