@libra08
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Libra Woman + __________ Man.
LIBRA WOMAN, ARIES MALE
ARIES MALE:
Hand me that blue thing, will you?
LIBRA FEMALE:
You mean this "Alice Blue" vintage teacup?
ARIES MALE:
Huh—?
Libra F + Scorpio M = Unlikely.
Amazing sex
^^^^^I agree! So much passion it's ridiculous.
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^^THIS!
I am having so much fun with a Scorp, he is TOTALLY making me forget about the virgo!
Mocha
Posted by libra08
LIBRA WOMAN AND LEO :LIBRA : Yes ( in a sweet chirpy voice)
LEO : No ( head up high flexing muscles)
LIBRA : YES! ( Standing up now in a graceful delicate way)
LEO: NO!!!!! ( While FLEXING MUSCLES shirt Got Ripped like the hulk)
LIBRA: OK its a no then ( fuck ill do it anyway behind your back anyways )
LEO THEN GETS A NEW SHIRT LOOKS AT THE MIRROR STILL FLEXING MUSCLES AND VERY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF HE WON THE ARGUMENT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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LIBRA WOMAN AND LEO :
LIBRA : Yes ( in a sweet chirpy voice)
LEO : No ( head up high flexing muscles)
LIBRA : YES! ( Standing up now in a graceful delicate way)
LEO: NO!!!!! ( While FLEXING MUSCLES shirt Got Ripped like the hulk)
LIBRA: OK its a no then ( fuck ill do it anyway behind your back anyways )
LEO THEN GETS A NEW SHIRT LOOKS AT THE MIRROR STILL FLEXING MUSCLES AND VERY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF HE WON THE ARGUMENT
LIBRA WOMAN and VIRGO :
LIBRA : YES BECAUSE IT LIKE THIS BLAH BLAH
VIRGO: NO COZ YOU CLEARLY DONT HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE TO UNDERSTAND THIS BELIEVE ME IM MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU.
LIBRA: WTF! WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE INTELLIGENT YOU WERE STUPID YESTERDAY WHEN YOU DID THIS BLAH BLAH
VIRGO suddenly turned quiet and used the ever effective ignoring mode.
LIBRA: So you're not gonna talk to me is that it?
Virgo starts cleaning now.
LIBRA: Ok then ill go out for a bit to shop. . i still have your credit card with me
VIRGO: LOOK honey i didnt mean what i say but. . . .
and they end up agreeing with each other.
LIBRA WOMAN and Sag :
Libra: WTF is your problem?
Sag: I dont know Yours is?
Libra : fuck you!
Sag: FUCK YOU!
BOTH STARING ANGRILY and. . .
had sex
LIBRA: Fuck that was good
Sag : yes it was
LIbra: Ok see you next month
Sag: Ok next month would be good.
funny but most of the time happens.