So, I'm hanging out at my favorite watering hole last night and this Libra woman walks in and sits down next to me at the bar. Introduces herself to me and asks me to buy her a drink. She looked like she could use one so I said no problem. She orders a double shot of crown and I'm like fuck. She's just making small talk and asks me to buy her another after just 15-20 mins. I said she should slow down and she says to just buy her another. I really didn't want to but said fuck it and bought it for her. She slammed that one back too. It's now like 1am and time for me to head out. I go jump in the truck and she jumps in too. I'm like hell no woman, get your drunk ass out of my truck! She says that her husband is abusive and she just needs to get away for a while. I said that's not my problem and bid her a good night. So, I get home and kick my boots off and I see headlights coming down the driveway. It's this drunk woman! I get pissed and tell her to scram. She starts crying sooo hard and says she's scared and don't wanna leave. Of course I cave in to her sob story and offer my couch. I made the couch for her and she lays down. 4am and I feel the other side of my bed start to move. Holy fuck this drunk chick gets butt fucking naked and crawls in my bed. She's saying she just needs to feel special and have a man desire her. I get even more pissed but keep my cool. I told her to sleep this shit off and we will talk in the morning. I can't get her to leave without being a complete dick. She's nice and all but I need her ass to get the fuck down the road.
