walking around the house-in the nude

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Posted by everevolvingepithet
Yes, I'm surprised at how well they type though.
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Lmao, witty fella aren't you?

Turn the house on them TOC's!!

We were having a bbq at a friends one lunch and the neighbour came out to mow his lawns in a borat suit!!! he only did a couple of strips so it must have been a dare as they were new to the neighbourhood!! Bloody funny Aussies!!
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I whip my pants off. There goes my shirt too. I get in a ready position as if I were some Olympic sprinter. Ass in the air, junk dangling 3 feet off the floor. A slight breeze blows over and wafts the scent of my ass over. I smell it. The stench overwhelms my senses. At that moment it's like a gun goes off. I burst out of the gates like a wild stallion. I'm free. I'M FREEEE!!!!! Running with a giant smirk on my face as if to say, "Fuck you foul aroma! I've beaten you, Ha Ha!" Suddenly i look up and the screen door appears. OH NO! SPLAT! Like a mosquito smushed up against the windshield of a Ford bronco. I now lay there, naked and unconscious. I'm completely helpless. I let out a little fart. i begin giggling like a child. All is well again.