No mercury retrograde is kicking my arse! I haven’t had sex in two weeks but I got women all around me and on top of that no birthday sex. Grrrrr.
Aqua in sex shop last night trying vibrators over her clothes at midnight like she’s trying to get off. After she brought it(I chipped in a little as I wasn’t thinking clearly at that point) I told her make sure she comes once for me. She said she’d send me something for proof. She had asked me to come over but I relented to show I’m classy 😎.
I probably should have because I paid for dinner and that was supposed to be her taking me out for my birthday. Smh. We ended up going to Costco for gas, then Victoria secret, yard house for dinner, and then the sex toy shop.
I figured really it’s a first date 🤷🏾♂️ I’ll put soft press on her later on for neglecting my birthday.
Smh. I still ain’t got video. I texted her as I just woke up and she ain’t hit me back yet. Show me the tape!