i need to get a playboy account please help me
anyone here a way to get a free playboy account


Hon, I hate to break it to you... Playboy is not a NEED!

Posted by s4nd
the last time i was on playboy was when i was 8 and me and my friends where trying to print pamela anderson's nude photos so we could take turns fapping to it. printers were so slow back then. #ipadpornftw
This totally... haha.. omg.. I'm in tears /dead

Posted by feby16aquaPosted by s4nd
the last time i was on playboy was when i was 8 and me and my friends where trying to print pamela anderson's nude photos so we could take turns fapping to it. printers were so slow back then. #ipadpornftw
scrambled tv! 😉click to expand
yeah isn't it funny how censorship use to work lol. If you squint hard enough you used to see the naughty bits grace the screen for just a split second haha. I guess they never thought about censoring the noise either 😛

I GUESS I DON'T GET IT IS PLAYBOY ON THE NET I KNOW IT WAS ON THE TELLY AT ONE TIME BUT I DON'T BUY ANYTHING EXCEPT INTERNET ACCESS OF MY PHONE.

I guess abdooley doesn't want to catch a virus, perhaps



LMAO! Ahh youtube, it has everything! *hugs youtube*

^ I'm so confused now


How's that pisces moon treating ya? 😛 Would you like me to strangle it for you!? lol

Posted by pssymonstaaPosted by aquasnoz
How's that pisces moon treating ya? 😛 Would you like me to strangle it for you!? lol
Who are you talking to and are you in the yakuza.click to expand
YOU! And I can be but I'm far too much of a pussy to be in the yakuza lmao

aww damn it I thought I had it right! Well we can stab that aries moon too!

aww taking away all the mystery! Now I'll have to unleash my army of drop bears and reveal my machete!

toon porn is awesome 😛






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