brown-chicken, brown-cow.

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Went to lunch and sat at the bar. Some very interesting lunch time conversation going on....

3 BIRDS (you like that Tate?) sitting next to me...probably in their late 50's early 60's talking about typical housewife shit. One was saying how she wanted to re-landscape her yard and the other was like Oh I have the best lawnboy named Roberto, I'll have him call you. She then continues, and I am quoting this grandma word for word...
"I heard he likes pussy *cackle* & he has a big thing....a real big one....we call him horseman."




:O what the
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Went to lunch and sat at the bar. Some very interesting lunch time conversation going on....

3 BIRDS (you like that Tate?) sitting next to me...probably in their late 50's early 60's talking about typical housewife shit. One was saying how she wanted to re-landscape her yard and the other was like Oh I have the best lawnboy named Roberto, I'll have him call you. She then continues, and I am quoting this grandma word for word...
"I heard he likes pussy *cackle* & he has a big thing....a real big one....we call him horseman."




:O what the



see, this is the exact reason one should not EAVESDROP lmao! haha. horseman.
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I can't believe she said pussy....like I can't get over it.

Grandma no 😢