DXP Rap Song!

Lets all compile some sik lics' and maybe construct some half decent verses and i WILL do a music video!

and i'm thinking maybe to the Hustlin instrumental? Dunno.

and plus you hear my voice

but then again people on youtube would be like wtf is this guy rapping about—

Yeah, I don't know much about rap...

"DXP it's the place to be, we all get down with astrology..."

stupid, I know LOL *shrugs*

Here are some potential subject matters;

Eden
P-Angale
Pithet/beard
app & peri
VB's cooking
LL's thighs
Briana's breasticles
and Prince Pisces taking it up the arse.

It's a start I LIKE IT!
A tad tame but i like it.
Almost like the start of kids song lol but that could be the charm maybe lol.

Say what you want about us
We're not the ones who ride the short bus
Keep ur mouth shut, please
or we'll
Douse your eyes with bleach
and skin yo knees!

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I'll be working on something better. Just warming up my creative juices.

DXP is a raunchy place
Everyone gets in each others face
but we know how to rock
some guy even wrote my name on his cock
Milimetre peter but it don't matter
I'm sure with some coaxing it'd get a little fatter

DXP is where crazies reside
and yet this is where some people find their bride
a place where every opinion will collide
and you're a fucking fool if you think you can confide
some good advice might actually be supplied
but more than likely you'll hear from misguides
but even more likely you'll get remarks of snide
and the thing we call p-angel will fuck your asshole wide
but thats just because her own pussy is dried

Posted by Eris
DXP is a raunchy place
Everyone gets in each others face
but we know how to rock
some guy even wrote my name on his cock
Milimetre peter but it don't matter
I'm sure with some coaxing it'd get a little fatter

me gusta

I enjoyed yours, as well 🙂 and sweet profile picture.

the cancer forum will drown you with tears
and the virgo forum is where they will grind your gears
head to the leo forum and you'll be astounded by their pride
and in the gemini forum is where you'll always find WESTSIDE
head deep into the scorpio forum if you want a scare
and the taurus forum...lets be honest, who the fuck actually goes there?
you'll find that the capricorn forum lacks common sense
and everyone in the aries forum is just plain dense
the pisces forum is always a breathe of fresh air
the only thing you'll hear in the sagitarrius forum is their sexual affairs
i guess the libra forum is just filled with junk but i wouldn't really know
and last but not least, the aquarius forum- home of those humanitarian hoes



😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

Really like that musk part

Yo! F..k u, F..k u, motherfu.ker. Yeah! your asre is mine, the god dame bitch tried to eat my spine . I'll stick my banana
in your ear, then I will swig my beer, without no fear.

I'll take you dowm pound for pound bam, bam, I'll hit you over the head with me frying pan, now! shake that booty or you will hit the fan. Yo! fu.k u, fu.ck u sucker fu.k u u Jammed asre motherfu.ker.

You had it good, and had it bad, taken my bling and making me mad. One thing I have left to say? why the fu.k did you tell me you were gay. Yo fu.k u, fu.k u fu.k u mother god dame sucker peace out. Me digger

Hey bro, go grab your brap brap and let's go to the gravel pit and ride!!!!!

Running around in the middle of the night
Haven't you got something better to do?
You annoy the fuck out of me
And I really want to kill you

You

Stay outside
So I can drive
My car over your head

Soon you'll be dead
Soon you'll be dead
Don't cry, you deserve to die

You're pisssed off your fucking head
It's so easy to see
But why don't you be a man?
And say those things to me?

I want to chop your penis off
Penis

Stay outside
So I can drive
My car over your head

Soon you'll be dead
Soon you'll be dead
Don't cry, you deserve to die

Why, why don't you see, the things that you do to me?
Now, now you will die, we will celebrate tonight

Soon you'll be dead
Soon you'll be dead
Don't cry, you deserve to die

You should fucking die
Die
Piece of shit.

awww shit

Now the funeral is over and all the tears are dried up
Niggas hangin deep on the cut gettin fired up
Lookin for the nigga who pulled his pistol on my homie
An eye for an eye, so now your life is what you owe me
Look deep into the eyes of your muthafuckin killer
I want you to witness your muthafuckin murder, nigga
And since you wants to kill, then your ass has got to fry
But ain't no police, therefore your ass has gots to die
We play the game for keeps and if you slept I guess you sleep
You sho nuff fucked and now your ass is six feet deep
Cause where I come from, yo, everybody's got a gat
And niggas try your ass just to see where you got your heart at
And if your shit is flimsy, then your ass is gonna bend
And like I said before there'll be no tears in the end
I'm rollin through your hood, now my heart is filled with anger
You at your sister's house and now your sister's life in danger
By a total stranger with the kanga
Niggas wanna bang ya and hang ya
Sting ya with one up in the chamber
Let's take a trip up Holloway
So you can see how many niggas in my hood is down to die today
We standin up for our own shit
And if you outside the click, then you die, bitch
It ain't no love in this muthafucka
It ain't no love for yourself or your other brother
Because we real with this shit, so we stay true
And since we bang, we do what O.G.'s say do
I've got the mind of the man in the mirror
So I'm lookin at me vaguely
But I can't seem to fade me
I've got my pistol pon cock
Ready to lay shots non-stop
Until I see your monkey-ass drop
And let your homies know who done it
Cause when it comes to this gangsta shit
you muthafuckas know who run it
So when you put this muthafucka to the test
You gotta realize somethin, nigga: you fuckin with the very best
I've got this killer up inside of me
I can't talk to my mother, so I talk to my diary
I'm goin off on the deep end
I find myself face to face with myself while I'm sleepin
I see your picture in my head and my hand shake
You can run, you can hide, but there's no escape
My inner feelings show no mercy on my enemy
I got to get this muthafucka before he gets to me
So in your own blood you'll bathe
And I won't stop until I put this muthafucka in his fuckin grave
And I can say this once again
You can cry but you'll still die, there'll be no tears in the end

I found them lyrics on some chav song site heavy sh.t or what.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
Fucking hell Mr.Nice
what the hell's got into you
I can't unlock my flow I'm at work, no vocaroo
I can't see what I do you you cos it's text on a screen
Are you drunk ? Been at the skunk ?
Do ya know what I mean ?
And thank you but I like my penis right where it's at
It's the final line of this verse so I'll leave it at that

LOL, there not my lyrics.

Just trying to add a bit of humour, put me foot in it. O well off to bed to rest my weary head. Peace!

wait. who's beat boxin' though....?

Kind of crucial....................


WHITE PEOPLE *shakes head*


😛 lol

yall aint got no flow

There's some good shit here, and Mr Nice actually has flow

I'ma do da Dre shit and trim some of this shit!
I would like to say there is a process :/ *yawns*

westside SHUT UP lol. I just said there's a process.

I did a sample test few days ago and my voice is.. un-exciting to say the least. So immediate raw talent is lacking from the start which doesn't help. I obviously don't intend to sound amazing but it's gotta have some quality.

Posted by westside
Now the funeral is over and all the tears are dried up
Niggas hangin deep on the cut gettin fired up
Lookin for the nigga who pulled his pistol on my homie
An eye for an eye, so now your life is what you owe me
Look deep into the eyes of your muthafuckin killer
I want you to witness your muthafuckin murder, nigga
And since you wants to kill, then your ass has got to fry
But ain't no police, therefore your ass has gots to die
We play the game for keeps and if you slept I guess you sleep
You sho nuff fucked and now your ass is six feet deep
Cause where I come from, yo, everybody's got a gat
And niggas try your ass just to see where you got your heart at
And if your shit is flimsy, then your ass is gonna bend
And like I said before there'll be no tears in the end
I'm rollin through your hood, now my heart is filled with anger
You at your sister's house and now your sister's life in danger
By a total stranger with the kanga
Niggas wanna bang ya and hang ya
Sting ya with one up in the chamber
Let's take a trip up Holloway
So you can see how many niggas in my hood is down to die today
We standin up for our own shit
And if you outside the click, then you die, bitch
It ain't no love in this muthafucka
It ain't no love for yourself or your other brother
Because we real with this shit, so we stay true
And since we bang, we do what O.G.'s say do
I've got the mind of the man in the mirror
So I'm lookin at me vaguely
But I can't seem to fade me
I've got my pistol pon cock
Ready to lay shots non-stop
Until I see your monkey-ass drop
And let your homies know who done it
Cause when it comes to this gangsta shit
you muthafuckas know who run it
So when you put this muthafucka to the test
You gotta realize somethin, nigga: you fuckin with the very best
I've got this killer up inside of me
I can't talk to my mother, so I talk to my diary
I'm goin off on the deep end
I find myself face to face with myself while I'm sleepin
I see your picture in my head and my hand shake
You can run, you can hide, but there's no escape
My inner feelings show no mercy on my enemy
I got to get this muthafucka before he gets to me
So in your own blood you'll bathe
And I won't stop until I put this muthafucka in his fuckin grave
And I can say this once again
You can cry but you'll still die, there'll be no tears in the end

:O

DXP, where the stars appear
Words come to life, but never type in no startled stares
It's also where the Scorpios see their forum as the Garden of Eden
when purity is far from there
Them Sag girls give neck in their underwear
Outside while Im cozy in my Monteclaire
I can bet that JamesTate starts to wack-mack Sag hoes
He open, but I dont wanna Cap that ass*ole
I rather hit a beautiful Aqua chick with my Aqua stick
But not for too long before it starts smelling like aqua fish
Aqua-Man Abe cant have that, no way!
I'll let a Pisces man smash that, but most gay
And Im being honest like a boy scout, people
KingofAries getting duffed in his boy mouth, people
While his tenderoni watch like a Taurus seeing money
and for it, they on the bed like a muy crouched eagle
I had a pair of Geminis, not the sign either
Two twins with mood swings and Cancer-type features
Nothing like a Leo, always have their pride at stake
So when they said they were Virgos, I was like.. hurling
I rubbed my eyes, it had to be magic like Merlin
But DXP a Libra how it balance life's whirlwinds

Its not my best but anything for DXP .____>

alright lemme drop one



lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal!
subliminal in your swimming pool!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AA, when are going to post your Dxp gangster tune? been waiting while now.

There's something very strange about grandpa
He hasn't been the same since grandmother passed away
He just sits around the house watching rap videos on MTV all day
And we worry all the time, grandpa thinks he's Busta Rhymes.

Grandpa: "If you really want to party with me, put your hands where my eyes could see! I can't see anything without my glasses. Where my glasses at? Hoody hoo!"

There's something very strange about grandpa
He used to wear his pants hiked up as far as they would go
And now he wears them sagging around his waist so his adult diaper shows
He only speaks in ebonics, and he keeps asking for the chronic.

Grandpa thinks he's a gangsta
And we think he's too old to have his dentures capped in gold
And he's mad because we refuse to call him O.G.
The Osteoporosis Gangsta

Grandpa: "I'm not Puff Daddy. I'm Puff Grandaddy. I'm going to pour my 40 on the block for Biggie."
Daugher: "Grandpa, you spilled your Metamucil"
Grandpa: "Beeeeee-yotch!"

There's something very strange about grandpa
He likes to make his Craftmatic bed go up and down
He thinks he's in the hoopty with hydraulics cruising through town
There's something wrong with his head, he wants neon put under his bed

Grandpa: "I'm gonna call my crew. You gonna call your crew. We gonna rendevous at the bingo hall around two."
Daughter: "Grandpa it's time for your rub down."
Grandpa: "It's time for your beat down!"

There's something very strange about grandpa
He put gold rims and spoilers installed on his wheelchair
So he can go rolling to Miami and shake his derriere
He said he got to clock his hos, he braided his toupee into cornrows.

Grandpa thinks he's a gangsta
He thinks his pacemaker is a Skytel pager
And he's mad because we refuse to call him OG
Grandpa's Gone Gangsta.

Grandpa: "I'm bout it. I'm rowdy. I just passed a kidney stone." Peace!