DXP : The Heist

The target:

At 8 PM tomorrow morning, canmini will host a party for the trump victory in his long island condominium/casino. It will be the perfect opportunity to steal canmini's collection of rare dildoes stored deep deep into his dark, humid vault.

The Team:

miiefisk , a major element in the operation is fisk nicknamed "the woman spider". her small size enables her to crawl through air vents and infiltrate any compound with ease. With her prehensil feet claws she can hang from ceilings and swoop down on unsuspecting guards. she will be airdropped at 7:49 right on top of the kitchen roof. Letting go of the avocado toasts might be her biggest hurdle.

hare , world famous lookalike, he will create a diversion by performing his famous impersonation of a party-crashing jonah hill at the entrance of the appartment complex, thus forcing security's attention on this area

tiziani and palerio I have not fuly fleshed out their roles yet, so bear with me, but it will involve sitting at poker or black jack tables wearing fine italian fashion. I have to think this one out more toroughly.

explicit will be the sassy radio dispatcher sitting in a van right outside the complex. In case of police patrol he can probably talk it out or find arrangements with the policemen.

at 7:55 , hydorah will be seen drinking a kiwi colada at the bar.

the Opposition :

divacanleo this old loudmouth woman spent most of the last decade sitting in the casino and is susceptible to notice out-of-the-ordinary activities. we might have to distract her with someone wearing a tirano24 mask or someone pretending to rake a japanese garden from the sand under her chair

clay unpredictable independant agent, could require good firepower to neutralize, we might have to gang up on her, like this post if you agree

scrumptious unscrutable face, this dirty old man just sits there and cracks jokes all day long. He is not hydorah tier yet, but not to be understimated. He is said to be the head honcho. Some people whisper his surname in the dark, "duncan..." . They are never seen again

But what will be your heist ?

Posted by Prince_Pisces
I didnt read all of that, but I feel like I should be in it LOL! I don't want to do anything though.

We might have to smuggle out the rare dildoes discreetly, let me think this one out

Posted by Hare

Posted by hydorah
The target:

At 8 PM tomorrow morning, @canmini will host a party for the trump victory in his long island condominium/casino. It will be the perfect opportunity to steal canmini's collection of rare dildoes stored deep deep into his dark, humid vault.

The Team:

@miiefisk , a major element in the operation is fisk nicknamed "the woman spider". her small size enables her to crawl through air vents and infiltrate any compound with ease. With her prehensil feet claws she can hang from ceilings and swoop down on unsuspecting guards. she will be airdropped at 7:49 right on top of the kitchen roof. Letting go of the avocado toasts might be her biggest hurdle.

@hare , world famous lookalike, he will create a diversion by performing his famous impersonation of a party-crashing Seth Rogan at the entrance of the appartment complex, thus forcing security's attention on this area

@tiziani and @palerio I have not fuly fleshed out their roles yet, so bear with me, but it will involve sitting at poker or black jack tables wearing fine italian fashion. I have to think this one out more toroughly.

@explicit will be the sassy radio dispatcher sitting in a van right outside the complex. In case of police patrol he can probably talk it out or find arrangements with the policemen.

at 7:55 , @hydorah will be seen drinking a kiwi colada at the bar.

the Opposition :

@divacanleo this old loudmouth woman spent most of the last decade sitting in the casino and is susceptible to notice out-of-the-ordinary activities. we might have to distract her with someone wearing a tirano24 mask or someone pretending to rake a japanese garden from the sand under her chair

@clay unpredictable independant agent, could require good firepower to neutralize, we might have to gang up on her, like this post if you agree

@scrumptious unscrutable face, this dirty old man just sits there and cracks jokes all day long. He is not hydorah tier yet, but not to be understimated. He is said to be the head honcho. Some people whisper his surname in the dark, "duncan..." . They are never seen again

Fixed.

I know Jonah Hill is tall compared to you, but I am way too tall to pass as him. I can also pass as either John Goodman or Jeff Bridges in Iron Man.

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Posted by Hare

Posted by hydorah
The target:

At 8 PM tomorrow morning, @canmini will host a party for the trump victory in his long island condominium/casino. It will be the perfect opportunity to steal canmini's collection of rare dildoes stored deep deep into his dark, humid vault.

The Team:

@miiefisk , a major element in the operation is fisk nicknamed "the woman spider". her small size enables her to crawl through air vents and infiltrate any compound with ease. With her prehensil feet claws she can hang from ceilings and swoop down on unsuspecting guards. she will be airdropped at 7:49 right on top of the kitchen roof. Letting go of the avocado toasts might be her biggest hurdle.

@hare , world famous lookalike, he will create a diversion by performing his famous impersonation of a party-crashing Seth Rogan at the entrance of the appartment complex, thus forcing security's attention on this area

@tiziani and @palerio I have not fuly fleshed out their roles yet, so bear with me, but it will involve sitting at poker or black jack tables wearing fine italian fashion. I have to think this one out more toroughly.

@explicit will be the sassy radio dispatcher sitting in a van right outside the complex. In case of police patrol he can probably talk it out or find arrangements with the policemen.

at 7:55 , @hydorah will be seen drinking a kiwi colada at the bar.

the Opposition :

@divacanleo this old loudmouth woman spent most of the last decade sitting in the casino and is susceptible to notice out-of-the-ordinary activities. we might have to distract her with someone wearing a tirano24 mask or someone pretending to rake a japanese garden from the sand under her chair

@clay unpredictable independant agent, could require good firepower to neutralize, we might have to gang up on her, like this post if you agree

@scrumptious unscrutable face, this dirty old man just sits there and cracks jokes all day long. He is not hydorah tier yet, but not to be understimated. He is said to be the head honcho. Some people whisper his surname in the dark, "duncan..." . They are never seen again

Fixed.

I know Jonah Hill is tall compared to you, but I am way too tall to pass as him. I can also pass as either John Goodman or Jeff Bridges in Iron Man.

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Are you saying these are different people?

I removed the mentions because I was getting the notifications too and it was not funny

Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
what's my role? asian tourist with a nikon?

sorry it's a tier 1 only script

Posted by DivaCanLeo
and im still getting them cause you're quoting HARE



uncool. Fuk this sheet. and fuk you too. Old azz deplorable monkey

lol what you gonna do about it ?

we president now bitch

Posted by DivaCanLeo

Posted by hydorah

Posted by DivaCanLeo
and im still getting them cause you're quoting HARE



uncool. Fuk this sheet. and fuk you too. Old azz deplorable monkey

lol what you gonna do about it ?

we president now bitch

bitch, you my bitch, bitch.

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bitch, who hurt you?

I'm all about this thread

*follows

"deep deep into his dark, humid vault"?

That actually sounds kinky, and plenty gross.

Posted by hydorah
The target:

At 8 PM tomorrow morning, canmini will host a party for the trump victory in his long island condominium/casino. It will be the perfect opportunity to steal canmini's collection of rare dildoes stored deep deep into his dark, humid vault.

The Team:

miiefisk , a major element in the operation is fisk nicknamed "the woman spider". her small size enables her to crawl through air vents and infiltrate any compound with ease. With her prehensil feet claws she can hang from ceilings and swoop down on unsuspecting guards. she will be airdropped at 7:49 right on top of the kitchen roof. Letting go of the avocado toasts might be her biggest hurdle.

hare , world famous lookalike, he will create a diversion by performing his famous impersonation of a party-crashing jonah hill at the entrance of the appartment complex, thus forcing security's attention on this area

tiziani and palerio I have not fuly fleshed out their roles yet, so bear with me, but it will involve sitting at poker or black jack tables wearing fine italian fashion. I have to think this one out more toroughly.

explicit will be the sassy radio dispatcher sitting in a van right outside the complex. In case of police patrol he can probably talk it out or find arrangements with the policemen.

at 7:55 , hydorah will be seen drinking a kiwi colada at the bar.

the Opposition :

divacanleo this old loudmouth woman spent most of the last decade sitting in the casino and is susceptible to notice out-of-the-ordinary activities. we might have to distract her with someone wearing a tirano24 mask or someone pretending to rake a japanese garden from the sand under her chair

clay unpredictable independant agent, could require good firepower to neutralize, we might have to gang up on her, like this post if you agree

scrumptious unscrutable face, this dirty old man just sits there and cracks jokes all day long. He is not hydorah tier yet, but not to be understimated. He is said to be the head honcho. Some people whisper his surname in the dark, "duncan..." . They are never seen again

a little bit of capture the flag huh?

BRING IT BITCHES