
5 months without a single dip
@Jumpin_Jupiter
6 Years5,000+ Posts
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Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂



Posted by borednbeautiful
My stars shine - wise mom or older sister
Timone - sweet younger sister
War Angel - older brother
Classy - party cousin
JJ - grumpy drunk uncle
Hydorah - conspiracy uncle
Jay Aries - black sheep/outcast from family
Soul - rehabilitated felon cousin
Sea Lion - wild times Florida cousin
Bumboo Aqua - older brother
Solo - younger brother
Sassy Kiwi - shopping and entertainment favorite cousin
Slug - stubborn younger sister
Generosita - love heartbreak tell all your secrets cousin


Posted by xyzabc
Nobody, the family has disowned me and I am homeless living out on the streets.


Posted by AquaClassy
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂






Posted by AquaClassyPosted by SeaLionPosted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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You can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣click to expand

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@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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Posted by SoulPosted by SeaLionPosted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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I have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.click to expand

Posted by SeaLionPosted by SoulPosted by SeaLionI have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.Posted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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Ouch that kind of hurts my feelings!click to expand

Posted by SoulPosted by SeaLionPosted by SoulOuch that kind of hurts my feelings!Posted by SeaLionI have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.Posted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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This is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.click to expand

Posted by xyzabcPosted by SoulPosted by SeaLionThis is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.Posted by SoulOuch that kind of hurts my feelings!Posted by SeaLionI have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.Posted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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That’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦♀️click to expand

Posted by SoulPosted by xyzabcPosted by SoulThat’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦♀️Posted by SeaLionThis is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.Posted by SoulOuch that kind of hurts my feelings!Posted by SeaLionI have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.Posted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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It's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚click to expand

Posted by xyzabcPosted by SoulPosted by xyzabcIt's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚Posted by SoulThat’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦♀️Posted by SeaLionThis is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.Posted by SoulOuch that kind of hurts my feelings!Posted by SeaLionI have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.Posted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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Thank you. I normally feel invisible on here, but I appreciate the compliment. 🙂click to expand

Posted by SoulPosted by xyzabcPosted by SoulThank you. I normally feel invisible on here, but I appreciate the compliment. 🙂Posted by xyzabcIt's fine. No need to feel upset. I'm petty drunk myself, and would feel the exact same way if I were you. In reality I actually think you are super hot too tbh. I'm not embarrassed by saying that though. I truly think you are 😚Posted by SoulThat’s too bad because you’re hot as fuck. I’ve had a few too many to drink which is the only reason why I have the courage to say that. That dough is lucky. Ok I’m gonna shut up now. Carry on… PS….I think you’d go a lot better with SeaLion than Gobby. He seems to be an ass. I should not post shit when I’m drunk. 🤦♀️Posted by SeaLionThis is why I've been single the last 5 years, and only get any type of actual feeling when kneading dough in my underwear alone in my kitchen at 3 am. Look it's a long story. It's not you, its me tbh.Posted by SoulOuch that kind of hurts my feelings!Posted by SeaLionI have too much pride for this, and will not accept. You are forced to be shipped with gob by default.Posted by AquaClassy🤔Posted by SeaLionYou can choose - Gobbie or Soul 🤣Posted by AquaClassyDid you ship me wirh Gobby—
@soul - cool older brother
@saturn_returns - annoying older brother
borednbeautiful- sexy aunt
@jumpin_jupiter - quirky uncle who sneaks you booze under table and tells crazy stories
@Bumboklatt - twin brother
@slug - hippy cousin
@solo- cousin you smoke cigs in the backyard so parents wouldn't see
@2moon - younger brother
@sealion- wife of your oldest brother
@mystarsshine- mother
@warangel - daddy 😂
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Just know if I ever see a single person attack you here, they are dead. And by dead, I mean they will feel the wrath of a level 100 keyboard warrior.click to expand

Posted by RollergirlOrc
Jumpin Jupiter is the eccentric uncle who's in the background.


Posted by Kalelno
Can @nanobot @midatbest @pilatesbod be my sisters
I will stock some white claw in the fridge

Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Kalelno
Can @nanobot @midatbest @pilatesbod be my sisters
I will stock some white claw in the fridge
Oh yes id steal tf out of your clothes and cologneclick to expand

Posted by Kalelno
Can @nanobot @midatbest @pilatesbod be my sisters
I will stock some white claw in the fridge


Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Mystarshine will be our mother...
She's a single mom and we didn't have a dad...
Midatbest is our younger sister. She can tell which one is the younger twin by the mole on our ears.
Hydorah will be our favorite granddad...
P-Angel will be his sister...

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands will probably my twin...
Our usual convos would sound like...
"Buddy, you know what I'm thinkin?"
"Oh, yeah, Bunny... I know exactly what yer thinking!"
Then, we both say...
"It's poonslayer time!!!" Then grab bottles of beer and make a toast!


Posted by MidAtBest
Hydorah and I are mommy and daddy 💅
Ands and bunny are our bouncing baby boys, fraternal twins, they share a crib and love to play with their toes
Virgooppp is our little baby princess who loves to play with plastic bags and cardboard boxes like an innocent kitten, and pose for adorable themed photo shoots. We will put her in baby ballet, she loves to share her things with other little girls
Sanch is our neglected middle child, oldest daughter
Cloudy is our angsty goth 15 year old exploring rebellion and dreaming of running away
Berserker is cloudys fraternal twin, he doesn't interact with anyone or leave the basement, just listens to Tool down there and explores the deep recesses of women's minds who he meets on Omegle
JJ is rad hippy oldest son who sits in the backyard smoking weed, drinking beer, playing guitar and tending the chickens with Sancho. Wise and peaceful
Soul is God

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands will probably my twin...
Our usual convos would sound like...
"Buddy, you know what I'm thinkin?"
"Oh, yeah, Bunny... I know exactly what yer thinking!"
Then, we both say...
"It's poonslayer time!!!" Then grab bottles of beer and make a toast!

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
I want to be identical to Ands though
I will be the cuter brother and Ands cheekbones will be more prominent 😊
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I'll go first
Hydorah - uncle
Gemitati - grandmother
Jumpin_Jupiter - grandfather (and no me and gemitati ain't married)
Jay and AYB - cousin
MyStarShine - mother