Favorite Pet Peeves

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Posted by Tacky_Tshirt
Erm, ok....but I gotta warn you- my aim sucks!

*launches pie into cyberetherspace*

*hits an Ann Coulture wine-fueled tirade* (yes! awesome! cheering! 😄)

*narrowly misses Scientologists* (boooo!!! 😢)

*hits the Jenny Craig site* (stop licking the screen, fuckers!)

*stops and has a pina colada at a tacky theme bar* (what?)

*narrowly misses Facebook, much to our collective chagrin. Gives it a hearty middle-finger salute anyways*

*finally reaches the dxp porn debate, but alas- it's a mincemeat pie! Everyone looks at each other, grabbing forks, pitchforks, cameras or copies of Vegan Times. An excruciatingly lame/trite/redundant/non-original 'debate' ensues.

pie almost dies of boredom, sprouts legs and kicks them all in the crotch

walks out of room, and swears it should have just stayed home. The Big Bang Theory was on, its' FWB said they'd swing by, he had a nice bottle of moonshine from his bathtub still......

Hops in cab and goes home. Drinks moonshine, has hot pie sex, and passes out in a pool of its own greasy vomit!

The End*


😄




marry me.....
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Petpeeves?

1. People who bump into you, look at you as if you're crazy & then have the nerve to not say 'excuse me'

2. People who tell me what to do instead of asking me

3. People who type like this on facebook :wat up? i cant believ dey didnt kn@w b@ut us!"

4. People who use the race or religion card when it's conveinant

5. In church...People who have ear piercings but yet constantly judge those who have tattooes

6. In church...pastors who purposely skip over the scripture that says "No sin is greater than the other" & then go on to single out homosexuality as if in God's eyes, it's worse than any other sin. It's like um God clearly told us that all are just as bad whether you're a liar or a murderer; it's all the same in His eyes

7. People who cough w/o covering their mouths

8. People who LOL everything

9. When a person doesn't say 'thank you' after I've told them 'God bless you' after they sneezed

10. People who entertain & take seriously Herman Cain or Sarah Palin

11. When a commercial comes on right when sh*t was getting good!

12. When people stare at & smell their food 100 times before taking the 1st bite.

13. When I can clearly tell beyond a doubt that your eyelashes are fake.

14. When someone blows my phone up only to not answer when I call them right back.

15. When someone thinks they're super cool all b/c they have a bluetooth in their ear

16. When mothers count to any number higher than 3 to get their children to obey them. I mean come on, if you've got to count to 50, clearly you're doing something wrong!

17. When I pull up to the gas pump & see someone smoking outside of their car (It's already bad enough gas is high. The last thing I need is to catch on fire)

18. Tupees

19. When men sit with their hands in their pants. Idk why but this really urks me

20. When a woman cooks an entire meal, dessert & all & yet when she asks her man to do something so simple like 'getting the ketchup' he has the nerve to act like she's asking for too much
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Posted by DominOo
Posted by Wynter
Heh, I was reading a thread in the Gem forum and just developed a new fave pet peeve 😛

- People who use their phone to record other people's conversation after they leave the room, then listen to the recording later to see if they were being discussed.

Wow, that's never occurred to me that someone would do such a thing. People today are just fucked up.



wut?
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Do you surreptitiously record other peeps conversations with your cellphone after you've left the room?

And then listen to it later?



















Well?









































Do you DominoOoOoOOoooo ?




































Do Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?







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Posted by DominOo
Posted by ReallyNiceAriesPerson
Sweat can be licked off you know🙂



WUT

THE

EFF?!

You lick your sweat?

Don't worry, I used to do it too.
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Well that wasn't actually the picture I had conjured up in my mind......

It was more along the lines of if I happened to be with a special friend of the opposite sex who happened to have a sweaty undercarriage that I may choose to attend to with my tongue.


But hey - if you can reach your own then knock yourself out!
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Posted by DominOo
Posted by Wynter
Posted by lnana04
I just don't like repeating myself and it's like I can't hide the irritation in my tone no matter how hard I try. It sucks because it comes out with everybody.



Me too.



RECORD THEM!? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!

I MAKE SURE I RECORD THEIR DNA EVERY TIME THEY SAY A WORD. Those bacterial cultures can talk!


Screw recording...analysis their bacteria for more accuracy!
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Posted by LittleAquanot
It really irritates the crap out of me when people say, —I could care less.?? Especially when they say it all hard and with attitude as if they really said something. No. Just...no.

If a person COULD care less, then he or she must care on some level. What the offender means is, —I COULDN??T care less.?? Ugh. I wish people would learn the fundamentals of English before they get all sassy and out of pocket. It just makes them look stupid. ...Lol...



Something you only find in America. Stumped me the first time I heard it.

Huh? So naturally I thought they COULD care less. Then I figgered out that what they meant was that they could NOT care less.
Why not just say that?


Of course, in Australia, if you ask someone "how're ya goin'?" they will tell you "no worries."

Their 3rd wife might be taking them to the cleaners, their company has gone into receivership and their footy team hasn't won a game since 1963 and they will still tell you "no worries."
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