I DON'T. KNOW WHAT. TO DO...

It's raining outside and i really need to change the oil in my car.

I'm completely confused. I don't know what to do.

It's imperative that it gets done today, it's been 5,945 miles since I've changed it last, and it needs to be done before I reach 6,000 miles since the last oil change.

I don't want to get my arse wet, and I don't want to fork over excess cash for something I should be able to handle myself.

I don't know what to do, someone please help me?

Will you drive 55 miles today?

Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Will you drive 55 miles today?

I see where you are coming from. but what I also see is someone who is only looking one day in advance.

wait until it doesn't rain

Posted by norelationshipgoals
I’ll change your oil

bitch, quit lying.

you know damn well you don't know what the fuck to do with a wrench.

fucking sissy.

Posted by twinkletoes


I see where you are coming from. but what I also see is someone who is only looking one day in advance.

Do you also see someone looking only 5 minutes in advance trying not to get wet?

Youre too bitter to be made of sugar, so gtfo there and chamgr that oil, aint no rain gonna melt you.

😂😂😂

get your CPA ass out of my fucking face before shove some humility up your fucking anus

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by twinkletoes


I see where you are coming from. but what I also see is someone who is only looking one day in advance.

Do you also see someone looking only 5 minutes in advance trying not to get wet?

Youre too bitter to be made of sugar, so gtfo there and chamgr that oil, aint no rain gonna melt you.

😂😂😂

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Stop playing fool. I've been stuck in 118deg spaces working 6 hours at a time. don't fucking tell me i'm looking 5 minutes in advance when you can't detect a little fucking sarcasm.

fucking 65 and rainy is mother fucking heaven to me

Posted by twinkletoes


Stop playing fool. I've been stuck in 118deg spaces working 6 hours at a time. don't fucking tell me i'm looking 5 minutes in advance when you can't detect a little fucking sarcasm.

I hear singing in the rain is beneficial for frothing at the mouth syndrome. 😂😂😊

Posted by norelationshipgoals
I’ll change your oil

PS. my cat thinks you're a straight up fuckin' pussy😉

I'll fucking wait until it stops raining.

and until then, I'm just gonna post about ME.

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.

Because that's all that fucking matters.

You fucking self absorbed fucks.

Worthless pieces of shit, all of you

ALL OF YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES AND ONLY YOURSELVES

GO DIE AND ROT IN A FUCKING PILE OF SHIT

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU

ESPECIALLY YOU *points finger*&

@norelationshipgoals come get me, little sissy bitch, come get me

I'm not gonna stop til the rain stops, you little fruitcake

Posted by Mr_Pinchy

Posted by twinkletoes


Stop playing fool. I've been stuck in 118deg spaces working 6 hours at a time. don't fucking tell me i'm looking 5 minutes in advance when you can't detect a little fucking sarcasm.

I hear singing in the rain is beneficial for frothing at the mouth syndrome. 😂😂😊

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Yeah and I hear not giving a fuck is beneficial for pretty much everything.

so, HEY. SCREW the HELL outta YOU MISTER PINCHY. if that's your real name