@firebunny
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Do I have a chance with _____________?
No.
Posted by nikkistar
No.
Please elaborate.
Yes. Wild threesomes for you. Debauchery unlimited. 😂😂😂
Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Yes. Wild threesomes for you. 😂😂😂
I agree with you. I think I have 98% chance of getting them to answer me with a YES.
Damnata, for instance, went berserk when I talked about two sisters wanting me. The chick was overly jealous for no reason. Lmao.
Posted by firebunny
Posted by nikkistar
No.
Please elaborate.
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@ladyneptune can tell you.
Posted by firebunnyI agree with you. I think I have 98% chance of getting them to answer me with a YES.
Damnata, for instance, went berserk when I talked about two sisters wanting me. The chick was overly jealous for no reason. Lmao.
99.9% why sell yourself short like that? 😂😂😂
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by firebunny
Posted by nikkistar
No.
Please elaborate.
@ladyneptune can tell you.
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Unfortunately, she's not allowed to answer this question.
you have a shot with your hand and a bottle of lotion
Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Posted by firebunnyI agree with you. I think I have 98% chance of getting them to answer me with a YES.
Damnata, for instance, went berserk when I talked about two sisters wanting me. The chick was overly jealous for no reason. Lmao.
99.9% why sell yourself short like that? 😂😂😂
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Lmao. Sure, why not?! 🙂
Posted by Cvurko8
@Damnata make him pray for it and then leave him with nothing
She has to seduce me first. I don't find any redeeming quality about that chick. @_@
Posted by Cvurko8
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Cvurko8
@Damnata make him pray for it and then leave him with nothing
She has to seduce me first. I don't find any redeeming quality about that chick. @_@
You are so naive.
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She'll probably play with my crotch to seduce me... but when she does it, she'll probably find me too irresistible to leave me with nothing. The guy's not Mr. Winsome Smile and Mr. Photogenic for nothing! 😛
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
if you post on dxp and make funny bunny posts, probably not.
lol
i think it's your clinging on to your momma's skirt that makes women go....hmm would i need to compete with his mother too? yuck.
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
Absolutely dude!
Women like alpha males with charme, brains, glasses, cats and careers.
You got all that!
Posted by TheSag
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
Absolutely dude!
Women like alpha males with charme, brains, glasses, cats and careers.
You got all that!
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i think he's a really nice guy...and he's funny.
the only thing is his momma posts. lol
and he sounds like he is very monogamous type too.
so i dont know why alot of women wouldnt go for that.
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜
I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
Do you like dogs?
Also fuck you for making me number 2. I'm nobodies 2nd choice.
Or in this case 3rd, since Ands is now off the market 😂
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜
I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
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It's because straight men not really into you...
And remember before you say something stupid - your mother is my age!
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜
I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
It's because straight men not really into you...
And remember before you say something stupid - your mother is my age!
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Is that why you follow me around trying to choke on my nuts? Your really a dude??
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜
I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
It's because straight men not really into you...
And remember before you say something stupid - your mother is my age!
Is that why you follow me around trying to choke on my nuts? Your really a dude??
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You don't have nuts, nuts...lol
Posted by LadyNeptune
Also fuck you for making me number 2. I'm nobodies 2nd choice.Or in this case 3rd, since Ands is now off the market 😂
LadyNeptune is jealous! 😛
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
You should rather get DonJohn. I think he's gonna pursue you. Don't you like alpha males, right?
No, and no.
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
Quick question.
Do these chicks ever entertained an idea of dating YOU?
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
Quick question.
Do these chicks ever entertained an idea of dating YOU?
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I think LadyNeptune did.
it seems LN is angry after you, which means she wants your d. As for damnata, I thought it was already a done deal
Posted by hydorah
it seems LN is angry after you, which means she wants your d. As for damnata, I thought it was already a done deal
I think Damnata also wants my D. I mean, I don't understand how a COMPLETE STRANGER would go berserk on my posts about two sisters I was having a love triangle with.
Posted by hydorah
it seems LN is angry after you, which means she wants your d. As for damnata, I thought it was already a done deal
Yes, I'm so mad. What gave me away??
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by hydorah
it seems LN is angry after you, which means she wants your d. As for damnata, I thought it was already a done deal
Yes, I'm so mad. What gave me away??
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I could feel your vibes from here. I can't say I like you... but I do like your personality.
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Posted by LadyNeptune
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
You have a 100% chance that I will take you out for drinks. We'll go to weho and find you a dick that drinks his beer in the exact way you like 😜
I'm the ultimate wing man for gays. Just ask anyone.
Dying!!!
Lol make sure the guy you find doesn't grope the beer too enthusiastically.
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The more enthusiastic the better!
Posted by juliettee
Posted by firebunny
Posted by Gemitati
Posted by firebunny
1. Damnata2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@
Quick question.
Do these chicks ever entertained an idea of dating YOU?
I think LadyNeptune did.
LOL
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It's true. Closeted gays are my kryptonite 😂😂😂
Is your hair long, LadyNeptune? Do you look like Alanis Morrissette?
Posted by ItsMeRoman
Firebunny I don't think most people here realize this but you're actually more attractive than Damnata and quite accomplished...especially in comparison.So 💅🏽
I find you attractive too. I like women with baby fats btw. 🙂
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1. Damnata
2. LadyNeptune
I have no plans to date either of these chicks. This thread is purely hypothetical.
@_@