I saw a dog eat it's own crap this morning.

I laughed.

Ewwwwwwww ....

I laugh at your hunger for it amuses me. I am easily amused. OOh look a quarter! SHINY!

So what's new?

I like how when you tell someone to lock the door they don;t lock the fucking door when they leave.

Hey girl go shake that thang for me
DO IT LIKE I LUV IT DO IT LIKE I LUV IT
When you lean let it rock that thang for me
DO IT LIKE I LUV IT DO IT LIKE I LUV IT

Whether it's rock and roll or old soul (It don't matter)
Disco, Calypso (It don't matter)
Suit and tie or tie-dye (It don't matter)
Snakeskins or Timberlands (It don't matter)
Tight fade or long braid (It don't matter)
Red head or brunette (It don't matter)
Breakdance, slamdance (It don't matter)
Do the jerk until it hurts
I'm tellin' you

Ain't nothin' wrong with that (I'm tellin' you)
Ain't nothin' wrong with that (I'm tellin' you)
Ain't nothin' wrong with that

I got an awesome haircut too.

omg.

post pics

You first. Hahahahaha! Plus you forgot the magic words. Not please or thank you but I DAREZ YOU! 🙂

omg.

What happened?

They say it has nutrients. They do it to retrieve lost nutrients.


lol@flipper

Sort of like how the mothers eat the puppies that don't survive.

That is normal behavior for dogs...Puppies anyway.

I love dogs.

Can you post an example of that sign before you put it up? I want to critique it because I'm one of those guys who likes to read signs then say stuff about them. That and I want to see what your brain can come up with. Then I steal your idear and use it as my own. I'll make millions of of it. Donate the millions to a charity of sign makers and then we can all have signs for free. But it's going to be recycled signs because RECYCLING IS FUN! Ok in short I was at a community centre helping people recycle old newspapers today.

I saw it again! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! I remember when my dog used to eat it's own crap. I miss the old furball.

ROCK ME AMADEUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! But it would cost too much to print up the second sign. Maybe make a video out of it and put it on a giant LCD display screen that'll show it.

Salamander.

MAXIMIZE!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!1ONE!!!!1111!!!!!!1

I love Pandas.

I am currently singing while I surf the web and make my Sunday picks.

If you love something, let it go, and if it comes back then thats how you know.
I got to the stop light then I made four rights.
Now I'm back where I started,
And you're back in my life.
the further that I go the closer I get back to you
I say I moved on, 'Til I'm reminded of you.
Can somebody help me? Can somebody heeeeelp meee...
To help me get out of this circle, out of this ciiiiiiiircle...

I drove past your house the other day, I didnt even mean to, I went the wrong way.
I ain't seen your mama in a while. When she looked at me, she smiled, and asked me if I'm doin' okay. Took everything I had not to bring up your name, and wonder if you came home for the holidays, yeeeeeahhhhh
She asked if I could stay a while, cause you had come in town and you were just fiiiive minutes awaaaaaaay...

And now we repeat the chorus again.

Help me out of this circle, out of this circle out, of this ciiiiiiircle ooooooohhh...

Damn I love hitting those high notes. Oooh ooh ah ah yeah ooooohhh

Let me hear ya say yeaaaaah, yeeeaaahhh, yeeeeeaaaahhhh wooooooooooooo

Woooaaaahhh waaaahhh aaaaaaaaaahhhhh...

Yeah, yeah, ohh, oh girl, yeah, yeah, ohh

Your face, your hair, your attitude... Your eyes, your smile, your body too... These are are some of the things that I like and there's a couple I can't describe... Oh girl... You the type that don't bring the drama, you the type I take to meet the mama girl... and I know that she goin' like yoooouuu tooooooooo

Baby that's why I choose you
You're not that everyday girl, but still around the way girl
Baby that's why I choose yoooouuuuu
Cuz you know what I'm thinkin', before I even speak it
Just to they don't get it confuuuuuuuuused
it's Y O UUUUUUUU
and everything I doooooooooooo
it's for Y O UUUUUUU (oh)
I'm convinced baby you're the one for me
Girl I know fo' sho'
Baby that's why I choose yoooooooouuuuuu...

You make me wanna call you in the middle of the night
You make me wanna hold you till the morning light
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall
You make me wanna surrender my soul
I know this is a feeling that I just can't fiiiiight
You're the first and last thing on my mind
You make me wanna love, you make me wanna fall
You make me wanna surrender my soul

Arm yourself because no one else here will saaaaaaaaaaaaaaave you
The odds will betraaaaaaaaay yoooooouuuuuuuu, and I will replaaace yoooooouuuuuuuuuu
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill yooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
It longs to kill you, are you willing to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie?
The coldest blood runs through my veins
You know my naaaaaaame

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. Quiet you. I sing for it cleanses my soul. That and I love Karaoke.

Yes I've seen Japs do karaoke. And yes it is fucking hilarious. Sometimes I sing in FOB too.

I got into a fight again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's why karaoke is so fun. Even if you do mess up people expect you to mess up and it's ok.

Yeah I definitely won. I always end up visiting them in the hospital though because I feel sorry for them. It was yesterday lol. All I got out of it was a cut on the lip. I feel jipped.

You know me too well lol. I was making fun some Rockies fans after the Red Sox blew them out. What can I say, I love baseball lol.

If I let them hit me with some plaster cast then it wouldn't be fair. Now 4 of them against one of me is fair.

Why don't you just find another woman that has some skill range in fighting too? I have girls who spar at my gym and they're more aggressive than most men. I mean a pissed off woman is scary lol. Or maybe you could beat up a dude.

Wait you know a female DK? Not possible. I bet she's hot. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How do you know my birthday? That's classified information? Who are you working for? ANSWER ME?!?!?!?

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Maybe it's a sign. Us 9ers seem to have that sexy charm wherever we go LOL! As for that FBI bit, not funny.

I donate blood because I have so much to give. Not because I feel guilty. Plus it's a renewable resource. I'm like a little factory that builds strong blood cells that make other people's blood stronger. I also get to say that at least half the Earth's population has me in them LOL!

It can be. Or I could just disappear off the face of the Earth. Plus like the commercials say "Blood. It' in you to give." They're suppose to keep you anonymous too. It's not suppose to matter where you got it from as long as you have it. Who would have a twisted enough mind to slap a paternity suit on me for trying to save their life anyways. Plus i could just hunt them down and get my blood back.

No lol. I just want back what's mine. Later Roxi!

Soup Kitchen

I don't feel funny today for some reason. I guess I'm tired.

Sports are a microcosm of life. Think about it.

ROCK LOBSTER!!!!

Follow the bread crumbs.

"ROCK LOBSTER!!!!"

I like that song. I get the feeling you'd like Clutch.(I have a better song of theirs in my profile).

"I got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm" - that's just badass.

That's a sick song. Never heard of Clutch before and now I have.

Mozzarella Sticks

lmao!