I took my friend out clubbing and to a hipster spot

He’s gen Z

As I park the car I smelled a burst of Dior Sauvage Elixir

Then he walks out with his back pack and I’m like dude leave the backpack in the car

The whole night he takes creep shots of me talking to girls and then sends it to our group which I don’t really mind but it’s the first time someone I’m with is actually documenting stuff 🤣

I think he had fun but he never spoke to anyone I didn’t open.

He then made a faux pax and said my Leo buddy owned this club when we moved to a different spot and my Leo buddy was like don’t do that. Ands you gotta teach your friend. 😅

Now he wants to tag along when the girl I met this weekend go out and she will bring her friends but I am asking him what will happen if the friends are not receptive?

Coz I approached a table of two. I got on well with the girl I spoke to and approached but my 2 friends didn’t vibe with the 1 girl left.

I don’t really have a question. Just story telling my Friday since sanch is not here to glaze. But like wtf is the point of spraying Dior sausage elixir when you won’t talk to anyone. It’s not an axe commercial! 😅

I love Sauvage

Give him some oud wood & tell him if he tags along he needs to channel Christoph Waltz

Posted by MidAtBest
I love Sauvage


Give him some oud wood & tell him if he tags along he needs to channel Christoph Waltz

it's not the regular sauvage it's the elixir in the small bottle lol

I think he's a gemini. he says his birthday month is June so he could be a cancer. he doesn't believe in astrology coz he says people can give wrong birth dates. something a gemini would do lmao! he can also talk and talk and rizz through text but in person he freezes up and becomes like Andy from those Conan shows that just sits there and side comments from the other side of the set.

Posted by Kalelno
he can also talk and talk and rizz through text but in person he freezes up and becomes like Andy from those Conan shows that just sits there and side comments from the other side of the set.

Gemini coded

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Posted by Kalelno
he can also talk and talk and rizz through text but in person he freezes up and becomes like Andy from those Conan shows that just sits there and side comments from the other side of the set.

Gemini coded

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wait is Andy a gemini lmao

I didn't think gemini's were keyboard lotharios and in person shy guise

also he hitched a ride with me and I said I'm going to drop by this other place near my house literally behind it

he saw the place and there were young girls which made him want to come along but I reminded him he had a law entrance exam so he went home lol

now he wants to go there coz he thinks the girls were better

I have no idea if they were. I thought about the same.

but clubbing in my neighborhood is hard mode.

I can do it but I don't always have consistently great nights there.

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Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno
he can also talk and talk and rizz through text but in person he freezes up and becomes like Andy from those Conan shows that just sits there and side comments from the other side of the set.

Gemini coded
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wait is Andy a gemini lmao


I didn't think gemini's were keyboard lotharios and in person shy guise

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It's how my dad is. And me. In person if I'm in someone's presence I get too nervous to remember basic vocabulary words, how to spell, my own SSN lol. It took me hours to finish the PICAT last February but my answers were exceptionally accurate. Very slow thinker. It's probably the taurus/aqua in my dad's and my charts

Other Geminis I know are dumbass snobs and bitches who are confrontational tbh

Doesn't look like Andy is one lol but maybe your friend has Taurus in hard aspect to other fixed signs

Either way just ditch him, he sounds like a lost cause

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Posted by Kalelno

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Posted by Kalelno
he can also talk and talk and rizz through text but in person he freezes up and becomes like Andy from those Conan shows that just sits there and side comments from the other side of the set.

Gemini coded
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wait is Andy a gemini lmao

I didn't think gemini's were keyboard lotharios and in person shy guise
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It's how my dad is. And me. In person if I'm in someone's presence I get too nervous to remember basic vocabulary words, how to spell, my own SSN lol. It took me hours to finish the PICAT last February but my answers were exceptionally accurate. Very slow thinker. It's probably the taurus/aqua in my dad's and my charts


Other Geminis I know are dumbass snobs and bitches who are confrontational tbh


Doesn't look like Andy is one lol but maybe your friend has Taurus in hard aspect to other fixed signs


Either way just ditch him, he sounds like a lost cause

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I learned he was a scholar and a graduate at the best state university so he's pretty smart

also he has executive salary at 29 so he can afford the sauvage elixir

lol but I have 2 more friends that need guidance

I can't ditch him that would be horrible lmao

maybe I can't pull off that group thing but being a friend to someone isn't that hard in 2025

like it for sure won't raise my cortisol to Sauron levels

just slightly a social inconvenience perhaps

maybe I will collect all my friends in one spot

this guy my libra friend and the motherfucking @arboltreeclub

then I'll all make the do the Yad stop lmfaoooo

Nice night out, I smoked weed in my shed.

Posted by Walk_on_by
Nice night out, I smoked weed in my shed.

I didn't sleep from the night before

I was trying to see what time this club would close and I tapped out at 6:30

ran errands

took rocket to the mall

bought a watch

then on my way home

my neighbors were drinking and smoking pot

so I drank a bit and smoked pot before my night out

I thought I wasn't gonna make it coz the weed was pretty strong and my neighbor that smokes everyday said so

I was like playing music and eating just an hour before

thankfully the travel time was pretty long so by the time got there I was pretty sober if a bit sleepy

Ands, when are you going to visit me? You might wanna try our spicy cuisine 🙂

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Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno

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Posted by Kalelno
he can also talk and talk and rizz through text but in person he freezes up and becomes like Andy from those Conan shows that just sits there and side comments from the other side of the set.

Gemini coded
click to expand

wait is Andy a gemini lmao

I didn't think gemini's were keyboard lotharios and in person shy guise
click to expand

It's how my dad is. And me. In person if I'm in someone's presence I get too nervous to remember basic vocabulary words, how to spell, my own SSN lol. It took me hours to finish the PICAT last February but my answers were exceptionally accurate. Very slow thinker. It's probably the taurus/aqua in my dad's and my charts

Other Geminis I know are dumbass snobs and bitches who are confrontational tbh

Doesn't look like Andy is one lol but maybe your friend has Taurus in hard aspect to other fixed signs

Either way just ditch him, he sounds like a lost cause
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I learned he was a scholar and a graduate at the best state university so he's pretty smart


also he has executive salary at 29 so he can afford the sauvage elixir


lol but I have 2 more friends that need guidance


I can't ditch him that would be horrible lmao


maybe I can't pull off that group thing but being a friend to someone isn't that hard in 2025


like it for sure won't raise my cortisol to Sauron levels


just slightly a social inconvenience perhaps


maybe I will collect all my friends in one spot


this guy my libra friend and the motherfucking @arboltreeclub


then I'll all make the do the Yad stop lmfaoooo

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He is Libra?

Also Gen Z? He must be 28 years and younger

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands, when are you going to visit me? You might wanna try our spicy cuisine

Can’t visit buddy

Just be a good citizen

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands, when are you going to visit me? You might wanna try our spicy cuisine

Can’t visit buddy


Just be a good citizen

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Come on, buddy

I visited you there in Makati

I think it's about time you play golf at Doña Pepita

*play golf with me at Doña Pepita

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Posted by Kalelno

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Ands, when are you going to visit me? You might wanna try our spicy cuisine

Can’t visit buddy

Just be a good citizen
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Come on, buddy


I visited you there in Makati


I think it's about time you play golf at Doña Pepita

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But there are no girls there

It’s just gonna be me and your family buddy which I’m not saying is a bad thing but idk I’m trying to search for the one buddy I have few years left of my prime 42 is my peak bazi life will never be better after 42

I do not play golf coz it’s an old man sport gotta stay young and current buddy bunny

And no bunny do not pimp your sister out she is a good citizen now living a quiet life 🤣

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands, when are you going to visit me? You might wanna try our spicy cuisine

Can’t visit buddy

Just be a good citizen
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Come on, buddy

I visited you there in Makati

I think it's about time you play golf at Doña Pepita
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But there are no girls there


It’s just gonna be me and your family buddy which I’m not saying is a bad thing but idk I’m trying to search for the one buddy I have few years left of my prime 42 is my peak bazi life will never be better after 42


I do not play golf coz it’s an old man sport gotta stay young and current buddy bunny

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If it's the women you want, we have this place called Lady Anne

I can bring you there

Or if you want a guy instead, we can download Grindr

I'm not sure of your sexuality buddy coz I mean, remember Bottlegate?

Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo 🙂

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Ands, when are you going to visit me? You might wanna try our spicy cuisine

Can’t visit buddy

Just be a good citizen
click to expand

Come on, buddy

I visited you there in Makati

I think it's about time you play golf at Doña Pepita
click to expand

But there are no girls there

It’s just gonna be me and your family buddy which I’m not saying is a bad thing but idk I’m trying to search for the one buddy I have few years left of my prime 42 is my peak bazi life will never be better after 42

I do not play golf coz it’s an old man sport gotta stay young and current buddy bunny
click to expand

If it's the women you want, we have this place called Lady Anne


I can bring you there


Or if you want a guy instead, we can download Grindr


I'm not sure of your sexuality buddy coz I mean, remember Bottlegate?

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We are not downloading Grindr bunny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo

I’m sure she’s nice buddy

Is lady Anne for whores? They’re cool but that’s not my cup of tea at the moment

We can go maybe 1 night only

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo

I’m sure she’s nice buddy

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Yes, she is. Quite mataray though... but she's funny just like you... Aries Moon 🙂

Posted by Kalelno
Is lady Anne for whores? They’re cool but that’s not my cup of tea at the moment


We can go maybe 1 night only

Yes, one night is enough.

Buddy, the views here are amazing. Out of this world, buddy.

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno
Is lady Anne for whores? They’re cool but that’s not my cup of tea at the moment

We can go maybe 1 night only

Yes, one night is enough.


Buddy, the views here are amazing. Out of this world, buddy.

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Girls > views

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno
Is lady Anne for whores? They’re cool but that’s not my cup of tea at the moment

We can go maybe 1 night only

Yes, one night is enough.

Buddy, the views here are amazing. Out of this world, buddy.
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Girls > views

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Good for dates, brah

Romantic ❤️

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo

I’m sure she’s nice buddy
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Yes, she is. Quite mataray though... but she's funny just like you... Aries Moon

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What happened to her how come she never married?

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo

I’m sure she’s nice buddy
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Yes, she is. Quite mataray though... but she's funny just like you... Aries Moon
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What happened to her how come she never married?

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High standards. She's very picky. I remember both of her best friends from HS are still single. I really don't know much why they're still single.

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo

I’m sure she’s nice buddy
click to expand

Yes, she is. Quite mataray though... but she's funny just like you... Aries Moon
click to expand

What happened to her how come she never married?
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High standards. She's very picky. I remember both of her best friends from HS are still single. I really don't know much why they're still single.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Buddy, my sister is still single! I can introduce you to her... No pressure... You can just be friends... I mean, she's a Virgo

I’m sure she’s nice buddy
click to expand

Yes, she is. Quite mataray though... but she's funny just like you... Aries Moon
click to expand

What happened to her how come she never married?
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High standards. She's very picky. I remember both of her best friends from HS are still single. I really don't know much why they're still single.

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Take care of your sister buddy the both of you will spend a lot of vacations together