Tell @Ands

I'm on a break from office so it's the perfect time to start a new game.

The mechanics are easy. You simply start with "Tell Ands that" state something true but outrageous that will make Ands feel extremely jealous.

Remember guys, it must be something TRUE! Never ever lie! We wanna know some of the most outrageous facts about you!

Okay let me begin...

Tell @Ands that one of my exes was more beautiful than Catriona Gray 😛

I like this game Leo moon appreciates! 🤣 BUT!

Buddy… just be a good Virgo citizen

You’re pushing 40 now

You can’t STILL be imagining things like before

I’m kinda disappointed in you buddy fr fr

I told Sancho how proud of you I was for being a good Virgo citizen and how she should copy your life

But apparently you’re still up to the same old things

Be honest with yourself buddy

If it’s for laughs just tell us and I will play along

But if you’re serious buddy I think you should talk to someone about your actual dating life outside of DXP and be open and honest with them about it coz you are only fooling yourself

The women have to know you’re dating them buddy or that you are in a relationship with them

Taking them home in your car is not a date

Texting doesn’t mean she’s your girl

tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them

Posted by Persona_De_Crab
Tell Ands that Don Johnson is more of a mega-Chad than he is.

DJ is a giga Chang

Not a bad thread bunny not bad at all 🤣

Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats 🙂 still nothing to be jealous of.

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by hydorah
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them

His family are plastic surgeons though I think

So what then 💅

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They’re gastointerologists and dermatologists no surgeons 🤣

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.

Cowboy hats

How do you get into cars with cowboy hats

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.

Cowboy hats

How do you get into cars with cowboy hats

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Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.

Cowboy hats

How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
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Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.

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I’m a car person kinda

But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that

I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by hydorah
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them

His family are plastic surgeons though I think
So what then 💅
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They’re gastointerologists and dermatologists no surgeons 🤣
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Dermatology, close enough xD

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Cloudy’s dad is a PS

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.

Cowboy hats

How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
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Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.

I’m a car person kinda

But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that

I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck

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Yeah i once thought about getting back on a motorcycle but that would just be crazy. But when i see big people in cars im like how the hell. I frequents vans, box trucks and have a 2009 GMC sierra. Now that im approaching the senior years i think its about time i retire from driving and start looking into hiring a chauffer. Im really starting to care less and less about driving.

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.

Cowboy hats

How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand

Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.
click to expand

I’m a car person kinda

But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that

I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck
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Those are tiny right? You need a white Chevy Silverado, that'll make DorsDors' almonds activated

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They’re huge to me lol

I drive Japanese and German 2 seaters 😅

But yeah I will look into that model in case I need a truck. I pick cars by the way they look. I almost bought a Peugeot sports car the RCZ but they wouldn’t sell it to me coz it was faulty and the last one but I thought it was beautiful

Posted by MidAtBest

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.

Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.

Cowboy hats

How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand

Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.

I’m a car person kinda

But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that

I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck
click to expand

Yeah i once thought about getting back on a motorcycle but that would just be crazy. But when i see big people in cars im like how the hell. I frequents vans, box trucks and have a 2009 GMC sierra. Now that im approaching the senior years i think its about time i retire from driving and start looking into hiring a chauffer. Im really starting to care less and less about driving.

GMC Sierra's fierce. You must do pretty well 💸

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Yeah but they shit. It just influence drivers to buy them because of their looks. Personally ill take an old 1952 chevy truck over that.