I need help with my texting game

Who on dxp should I turn to

Sanch won’t help me any more

Should I go pink turban power 🤣

Posted by Kalelno
Who on dxp should I turn to

Sanch won’t help me any more

Should I go pink turban power 🤣

I would help you but only if she speaks halfway decent English. Otherwise some of the magic could be lost during translation.

Is this a new girl, buddy?

Tell her she’s beautiful

What’s pink turban power though?

I get no joy from texting with men recently 😢

They ask you things like so when was the last time you had sex? Or are you talking to other people?

Very low iq imo 😢

Its like exchanging nudes or sexting right away before even meeting the person is all there is

Chat GPT is gonna be more help than any of us. You dont need us anymore.

Posted by Polyannanana
I get no joy from texting with men recently

They ask you things like so when was the last time you had sex? Or are you talking to other people?

Very low iq imo

Its like exchanging nudes or sexting right away before even meeting the person is all there is

We are simple creatures 🤣

Posted by Kalelno
Who on dxp should I turn to

Sanch won’t help me any more

Should I go pink turban power 🤣

@hermitcrab

Why do you let him suffer?

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Is this a new girl, buddy?

Tell her she’s beautiful

That won’t work buddy

Go try it in person

Report back to us the findings

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Is this a new girl, buddy?

Tell her she’s beautiful

That won’t work buddy

Go try it in person

Report back to us the findings

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Start with

Hey, Pardon me, but is now a good time to chat about something? I wouldnt be bothering you or taking up your time would I? No worries if not.

(shows politness and humbleness?) It is also respectful but aloof .. no kisses. Get it?

If you want to be more informal.

Hey scuse , got time to chat about a thing? I dont want to mess up your schedule so no worries. xx

Kisses take the edge off. 😉

See what bounces back?

If you want to pretend to be irish... it goes thusly

House me mot.. last nite was the sesh... u alive? dya have the fear? house de head?

Posted by Textosmoon
If you want to pretend to be irish... it goes thusly

House me mot.. last nite was the sesh... u alive? dya have the fear? house de head?

You wanna be me sesh mot fri? dat'll give ye tree nite's prep and whole wknd recovereeeeeee ! YUP!

bring yer mates but not dat chirpy young wan dat wat wrecks de head xx

But other than dat chirpy wan YUP na mná !

Posted by Textosmoon

Posted by Textosmoon
If you want to pretend to be irish... it goes thusly

House me mot.. last nite was the sesh... u alive? dya have the fear? house de head?

You wanna be me sesh mot fri? dat'll give ye tree nite's prep and whole wknd recovereeeeeee ! YUP!

bring yer mates but not dat chirpy young wan dat wat wrecks de head xx

But other than dat chirpy wan YUP na mná !

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Now that is a NICE polite direct young Irish gentleman.

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Is this a new girl, buddy?

Tell her she’s beautiful

In Irish this goes thusly.

YUP young bird! Whose da dazzler!!? Ya FINE young wan ya!

i do be Mirin 😉 ya good ting ya!

YA BOOOOIRRRE! YA!

xxx

And of course

A message that means three things in one.

Babe i got poke an feelin flathuilach.

This can mean I have lots of money and I wanna spend it on you im feeling generous. It can mean i want to make love to you. Or it can mean.. i have ice cream want some ?

all of these are cringe by the way... but they WILL make a dublin girl laugh.. and cringe. 😄

they are a bit .. stereotypical.. oirish.

.ah sure feck it.. marry me miriam im a fine feen sure i am ... etc etc

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Is this a new girl, buddy?

Tell her she’s beautiful

That won’t work buddy

Go try it in person

Report back to us the findings

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You are beautifull

Posted by Walk_on_by

Posted by Kalelno

Posted by ArbolTreeClub
Is this a new girl, buddy?

Tell her she’s beautiful

That won’t work buddy

Go try it in person

Report back to us the findings
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You are beautifull

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Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

Posted by StardustRev0lution
Bro its over black dxp women arent here anymore

Dmv is black oh and the Aquarius lady bougiesomething