@Kalelno
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Sanch I’m gonna need that song you posted in the best day thread
I found a song Sanch 🤣
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She'll love this one
Word 2 bro
Ok the background is I sent sanch screenshots of my horrible Aries mercury rizz
I’m serious in that I said those things to her but I also knew it was brazy 🤣
Posted by ATGR
Are you putting presha on her or nah?
Word 2 bro I sent her a text
Ayo cum suck this here dick n eat this dick up u lil bitty bitxh!!
Posted by Kalelno
Posted by ATGR
Are you putting presha on her or nah?
Word 2 bro I sent her a textAyo cum suck this here dick n eat this dick up u lil bitty bitxh!!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Deadass
@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣
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@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣
I’m not white. I’m 1/32 native.click to expand
Ok then she says mixed girls are cool
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@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣I’m not white. I’m 1/32 native.
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How do you get such a precise fraction?click to expand
1/4th if sanch’s grandparent was full native
1/8th great grandparent
1/16th great great grandparent
1/32 means that sanch’s great great great grandparent was fully Native American
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I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected
Sanch I think you and rom count as white to brown people
Wait rom might pass for an Asian lady though
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I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejectedSanch I think you and rom count as white to brown people
Wait rom might pass for an Asian lady though
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Surprisingly the Hispanics are very accepting of me. They’ll be like I see that native in you and I’m like ok 🤗🤣click to expand
You know I did see a girl walking around yearrssss ago now that made me go hey that girl looked like sanch
But I think you fool them with the super flat hair they think of yeah I see some last of the Mohicans in her 🤣
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Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejected
I claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.
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Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
For rom it’s the eyes pallor and the height
For sanch the hair
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Just don’t get penis surgery like Elon.
Was this leaked by a whistleblower like Edward Snowden
How does the American public know about this
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Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejectedI claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.
It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.
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Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
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I don’t think the black women are as hoodrat in cali as they are over here on the east coast.click to expand
I’m down if they have a touch of white and no boobs and booty 🤣
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Posted by Kalelno
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Just don’t get penis surgery like Elon.Was this leaked by a whistleblower like Edward Snowden
How does the American public know about this
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Grimesclick to expand
lol of course
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I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejectedI claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.
It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.
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Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
click to expandI don’t think the black women are as hoodrat in cali as they are over here on the east coast.
click to expandI’m down if they have a touch of white and no boobs and booty 🤣
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I’ve only banged really white guys.click to expand
That’s location based
You’re in really whiteville
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Posted by hermitcrab
I only wanted to make the fraction smaller so it’d be funnier that I’m claiming it 😔 #dejectedI claim my 4.7% African ancestry with pride.
It's not enough to get the sistas to pay attention to me, but it helps me shoot my shot with them.
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Can you wear a durag in the hood and the ayb types ain’t be like ayo take dat off bitxh
click to expandI don’t think the black women are as hoodrat in cali as they are over here on the east coast.
click to expandI’m down if they have a touch of white and no boobs and booty 🤣
click to expandI’ve only banged really white guys.
click to expandThat’s location based
You’re in really whiteville
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It’s not that white anymore. Was just my preference. My preference is cultural though.click to expand
I prefer Indian and arabic but will take anything young with a thigh gap #pretendingwehaveoptions
I’m gonna buy some h and m candles
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That’s a plus about Trump. White people are allowed to have their culture again.
Superbowls!! 🤣
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That’s a plus about Trump. White people are allowed to have their culture again.Superbowls!! 🤣
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God, baseball, apple pie, traditional monogamy lol, a nice life.click to expand
Wait baseball is Asian now
You need a Jeter again like a high T murican giving every actress and model herpes and gift baskets
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@hermitcrab sanch she says white bitxhes are whack 🤣I’m not white. I’m 1/32 native.
click to expandHow do you get such a precise fraction?
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1/4th if sanch’s grandparent was full native1/8th great grandparent
1/16th great great grandparent
1/32 means that sanch’s great great great grandparent was fully Native American
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So the bish is white
I’ve only had cream pies
Omg she is sending me voicemails
Her voice is super cute
I don’t want to talk to her so much coz I have an Aries mercury 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will just say something stupid
Posted by MidAtBest
One of the best things about Libras is how much of a kick they get out of weirdness/social awkwardness despite not being weird themselvesSee: Kim K
You have a nice voice and personality, just say anything
Idk she has an aqua moon
I told her she tasted good
She was like stop saying that
And then I took of my pants and she was like what are you doing
Then was like fuck it okay so she took her pants off too
Then I told her she smelled good
She said why would she stink 🤣
Anyway I think she is just sending voicemails to not damage her nails by typing
I’m not sure it’s just a theory
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Posted by Kalelno
Posted by MidAtBest
One of the best things about Libras is how much of a kick they get out of weirdness/social awkwardness despite not being weird themselvesSee: Kim K
You have a nice voice and personality, just say anything
Idk she has an aqua moon
I told her she tasted good
She was like stop saying that
And then I took of my pants and she was like what are you doing
Then was like fuck it okay so she took her pants off too
Then I told her she smelled good
She said why would she stink 🤣
Anyway I think she is just sending voicemails to not damage her nails by typing
I’m not sure it’s just a theory
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Lol could beWhenever ppl send me voice messages I assume it's to prevent being screenshot 🤣🤣 at least DXPers
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🤣 my screenshots are brazy
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@hermitcrab I told you being romantic works 🤣