In a past life I was.....

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30000 BC neanderthal, 3000 BC Eqyption slave, 100 BC roman soldier, 500 AD painted myself blue celt, 1200 AD Vicking rape and plunder, 1500 inquistor for the Holy Roman Catholic tribunal. I would strip women nude and inquisition them. ( the good old days), 1800 AD Pirate AH piracy God I miss it robbery on the high seas. Also a lot of nude and simidressed women involved, 1920,s hit man. last 60 years butter bum.
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I think your psychic had issues. I wouldn't paysomebody to give me that past life... I'd rather have a nice fantasy past life.

Anyway, if I was a witch I wouldn't have let the villagers get me, I'd have conjured myself a dragon and burnt them all to a crisp before they could even get me to the stake. Good for nothing villagers.

Yeah and then I'd rally an army and take over half of england with my lovely dragon.