Death-board for the depressed....

Okay, I did it...who wants to post first?

Die devel dog Die!

Me...Me...me...me...!

death by sex would be the ultimate. i had a three-hour , multi-position sexual encounter last weekend. when i finally climaxed, it felt like a joyous death.

Good for you... but.... JOYOUS death is not the same as DEPRESSED death.. willing to try that too..??

nah. i could simply listen to morrissey, depeche mode or the cure and die that way. an emotional death _ like a true pisces

Left my oh so comfy nest this morning only to be captured in a bird trap...dude tried to clip my wings - imagine that! I don't think so!!!!!!

what happened dear bird , please share.

OHHH please tell I am on pins and needles.

OHHH go cards 2 and 0

Has anyone noticed how very feminine Old Jake is. I am just sure he is a fan of those grandiose Broadway musicals.

hmm...being suspected...well..

just kiddin...
🙂

I may have seen you in new orlieans when I went to the superbowl I thunk you were the one on stage allen bent over grabing your ankles.

oh my, homosexual banter. there is nothing better than gay comedy. hmm. are obone and jake, mates. will they be at the house of 13 orgy...together. how shocking.

creative, dr. parallax. it is indeed a gay world. let's try to support obone and old jake. gay marriage? yet's let's encourage it.

HEY? WHAT ABOUT HOMOSEXUAL THINGS..? don't tell me that you guys are sooooo simple?or do you..

Oh you guys really, how far off subject can you get? Gotta admit it's funny, really funny!

Freebird, what has happened?? Please do share, we are concerned by what your statement meant!

As for me death by sex would be my first choice, but if not I would prefer to go quietly in my sleep. (so I wouldn't even know anything happened, until it was finished)

No! No! No! I would not want to go by fire, bad car addicent, drowning, electrical shock, or any kind of violence by another person. It makes me shiver just thinking about any of the above ways to meet my demise.

I must add one thing though, I had a near death experience when I was sixteen. After having my toncills removed my stitches came lose on one side. This caused me to lose alot of blood. After throwing up the blood all over my hospitol bed, I went ingo a siezure and my heart stopped.

The thing I remember most is that everything was kind of surreal around me. Sounds and visual effects were distorted. And I clearly remember that there was no pain at all. Not even a little bit, it was like I was numb all over. So going from loss of blood is a painless way to go, just so you know. TW2

Death is not to worry about, prematurely.
Don?t quite remember to quote right, but something like:
"All men die, but only some of them live"
Living should be our main concern - and enjoying it while it lasts- —

Hey... hey... hey....kids.... without death...life has no meaning...
Its kind of cool to know that someday, somehow, somewhere, we get what we deserve ? death is not the end?it?s a beginning, and I am looking forward for it to happen.. the problem is?damn thing is running from me.

Quite funny?we've been born alone?..why do we scared to be dead alone?is something that we need to explore, before we get dead of course

Oh yea everyone, I just remembered a story that happened here in my small town of Chico. Now mind you this event was documented in a hospitol setting. My sister knew the person it happened to (for real). I will call him John (as in John Doe). This man was brought into the hospitol via ambulance, and was pronounced dead soon after his arrival when attempts to save his life failed. They noted his time of death and placed him in one of those black plastic zipper bags we have all seen. He was then taken down to the morgue in the basement. There he was tagged, recorded and placed in the hallway right outside the morgue. Now mind you all brain activity had stopped, his heart and breathing also. The time span from when he was pronounced dead on the first floor, and finally came to rest in the hallway was over one hour. Well two of the hospitol employees were talking and walking down the same hall when one was sure they saw his hand moving inside the black bag. The second person stated they were off to find a doctor to check this out. Well just about one minute after the one person was left alone in the hall with the man. They heard a groan and the man sat straight up and started pawing at the black bag in front of his face. He was trying to get it open apparently. I am sure he was dazed and confused about where he was, and what had happened. The lone employee was so badly scared by the occurance she ran up to the first floor above screaming bloody murder. The doctors never did figure out just what had happened to the man. And how in heavens name he could be declared dead when he was not. It was reported as one of the most bizzaer occurances ever documented in the towns history. The man is still alive today, I know I have met him. Hows that for gruesom.

Sorry about the typo's. I'm kinda tired tonight, and I need some sleep. Ah well I am sure I will sleep like the dead tonight, lol. I know, but I just coundn't help myself about the pun.

Oh man will I ever learn to post small—There's always hope!

I dont know about anyone else, but I have always had a fear of being burried alive. But not regaining a wakeful state until I was way under the ground and trapped.

I am kind of clostraphobic, so for me that would be a real nightmare.

I did not find out that my baby sister has the same fear that I do, until we were both grown up.

This fear is real enough that we both wanted to be creamated, and not put in the ground at all.

Silly Huh?

You know I bet all of you think I am quite the little story teller.

But it's like I have said, there have been more that a few very eventful things happen in my lifetime. I have no idea why, they just have.

I have far to much respect to spin storries that have no truth in them to all of you here.

I dont know, maybe having a semi famous father in town has had something to do with some of it.

Now can we go to a more upbeat subject matter? I am just dealing with to much death right now as it is. (with my mom and all).

Bye for now, TW2

Interesting story.

I definitely do not want to die during any sex act of any kind. I can see the philosophy behind it, but how embarrassing. lol. Also it would sort of psychologically mess up the person I'm having sex with, I would think. 😛 I want to be ninety-three years old and be warm in my little bed, fast asleep and completely unaware. Preferably surrounded by family and loved ones.

Allen had a three hour sexual expernance I wonder if his hand still hurts?

I want him to be shot by a jealous lover...
😉

ahhh dont say that sweet-p or you could be known as TERRORIST...
🙂

I want to be shot by a 19 year old jealous lover.

sweet-p = sweet little ole..??
help me out......what the hell is going on..??...I suspect that you guys going to shot me at the end...

old jake will be appearing this weekend at the liverpool Holiday Inn. His flamboyant comedic stylings are unmatched. There is rumour that his partner (shall we say) (obone perhaps) will be performing a dance number by the village people during intermission.

sweet-p your just a baby! Your not concidered a full grown adult until you are 30 and up. I remember the days when I was in my thireies. Seems like a lifetime ago.

Allen you must live a simple quite life, perhaps you should return to the water from wince you came.

Oh shiz-nit! I'm hungry...so hungry and I don't know what to eat cuz everything I eat turns to cr*p!

I cannot believe that I just said that....that is the "otherside" of the Freebird...oh wait, there are more sides than just the "other"...not sure really how many there are..hmmmmm maybe that is why I have life, so that I can find them all 🙂

Gotta satisfy myself....

My dear Sweet-P I am just perfectly fine..that above post was sort of a joke...guess it didn't come off that way. I am very healthy and actively participating in life....made cookies today.

Sorry to hear that you have the flu...hope it leaves your body soon so that you are back up to your wonderfullest self! 😉

Hmmmmm...something is happening between the Jake-ster and the Allen-ster....it is interesting to say the least. I am awaiting the next installment.

HeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it is go out and have a drink or two will take care of everything. I love you both.

my dear friend jock,
what is the secret to your eternal joy. can it simply be traced to drink and o's bone

Now now boys, lets play nice! Hey sweet-p how are you feeling, better I hope. The flu is a real bummer, bet your tired of soup..

Last time I had the flu was this summer. I remember I had it, my son had and by boyfriend had it all at the same time. Boy were we a mess, we all were getting sick to our stomach at the same time. Made the line for the bathroom kind of interesting.

Hi freebird how are things going for you, sounds like they are pretty good. I have been thinking about starting a different topic on this board, just cant think of what would be a good subject.

Any ideas?? You are so creative I am sure you have lots of great ideas. Post and let me know what you think, and I will be mulling it over as well. Ta! Ta! see you later.

Whisky lemon and honey mixed this will pick you up.

Yes, Sweet-P I sure did make cookies...I so enjoy doing it and as a matter of fact, I have been doing it for YEARS..(baking cookies that is)

So glad to hear that you are feeling mucho better - hot toddies are wondermous going down the hatch...drink up my Lady but not tooooo much.

I've been a searching and may have missed it but where is your new post that you posted? hint.....please?

The cure all in our home is hot apple cider with honey...

you may be an alkie but you are very good at it . I have a friend ( why do I call a woman who has three childern by me a friend?) any way she calls her self a proper alkie.

the only drink is scotch whiskey

naw...
scotch babe...this is ultimate...
🙂

Gosh sweet-p hope you dont get one hell of a hangover. So much for work tomorrow I'll bet. Take care, drink lots of water before bed to flush your system out.

And freebird what kind of cookies did you make? We like to make soft chocolate chip, and oatmeal chocolate chip. What is your favorite?

Night to all TW2

You don't get hangovers with scotch its almost like cheating.

hey TW2 - I baked soft chocolate chip cookies. We also enjoy oatmeal with choc. chips in them as well...my problem is, I so enjoy eating the milk choc. chips (they have a tendency to melt once they hit my warm body) that I don't have enuf for the cookies...oh well, ta-ta! Such is life and it will go on. Nothing like walking around in a chocolate covered body 😉

A wondermous nite to all....