Ironic, Your Sign Really Does Suck

In terms of Qualities, along the spectrum of fixed signs, Leo and Taurus are on one end, Aqua and Scorpio are on the other. IMHO, Leo and Aqua have a better chance fucking around with a Scorpio of the opposite sex than I ever would. Some Scorps make me want to call the PO-lice. Anyhoo...

Leo and Tau don't run their mouths much about who or what we are. Our presence and power exude us. Scorpios have a need to slather themselves with personal accolades and Aquas need to let others know how quirky and original they are. The need to be on blast results in a lot of chatter for the latter signs.

Thus, is it any wonder that the boards with the most posts are Scorpio and Aqua whereas their Taurus and Leo are amongst the least?

OH THE IRONY!




There's a similar trend amongst the Mutables except the opposites are far more NSync. There's arrogance amongst the Mutables. The difference is, Geminis and Sags are far more self-assured and self-centered. Pisces and Virgo are tinged with insecurities. Self-loathing and doubt mixed with the need to appear stronger than one feels inwardly results in a lot of chatter for the latter signs.

Thus is it any wonder that Gemini and Sags have the fewest posts of all signs and thereby the fewest posts of the Mutables whereas Pisces and Virgo follow Scorpio and Aqua as top posters.

OH THE IRONY!




Now the Cardinals was a bit difficult. Amongst all signs, the Cardinals seem to represent the middle. They're stubborn, but not quite as stubborn as fixed signs. They arrogant, but not quite as arrogant as Mutables.

Thus is it any wonder that the Mutables ride in the middle of our posting trend? The following represents posting by sign on this site...Most Posts to Least.

Scorpio
Aquarius
Virgo
Pisces
Capricorn
Cancer
Libra
Taurus*
Aries*
Leo
Gemini
Sagittarius


*Taurus and Aries flipped like that messes up my uber-awesome observation except when you realize that the Taurus board leads Aries by only 400 posts and that like Libra, Taurus is ruled by Venus and therefore couldn't help but be attracted to Mars. In other words, Mars likes our Venus better 😛

OH THE IRONY!

i think that list is more reflective of the signs attention span 🙂

i have the attention span of a gerbil so eh 😛

i'm working on a series of articles based on astrological trends. you guys get the pre-writing phase brain fart.

bask in my nerdaura!

i like it.

gives me something to do in the midst of cutting and pasting. keeps my eyes from glazing over.

Post counts aren't exactly accurate.. threads get flagged and deleted... what you see is only the number of posts still remaining... by people who have NOT deleted their DXP accounts and made their posts disappear, and threads that have not gone poof! LOL

I've seen plenty of long-winded, big-mouthed Sags and Gems... over the years, how many of them deleted their accounts or ran their mouths until their huge threads got flagged and deleted for being inappropriate?

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

The world may never know. LOL

Also... I always felt that the ermm... busiest forums.. were the ones people were posting in, to complain about, ask about, or simply bash those specific Signs. So the Top 4 doesn't surprise me in the least... they're difficult for most people to understand!

that list had waters on the top and fires on the bottom.....somehow i envisioned it to be the other way around 😛

not in this case.

when you delete your account, remnants of you remain. the post count is not effected by your departure.

take the body parts thread --- https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/body-parts-1945935/
when AA left, a whole lotta posts went with it but the post count behaves as if he's still a member. there are actually only 2820 posts although with him included, there were over 3000. so the post count is always accurate no matter how much folks want to run away.

same with mailboxes. you delete your account but remnants of you remain...or did if someone chose to search for messages you sent them by their old username.

now watch mr.dxp fix this discrepancy 😛

@nefer, i think that's true...sorta

Scorpio -- most of the posts are by scorps
Aquarius -- far more posts trying to understand aquas
Virgo -- most of the posts are by virgos
Pisces -- far more posts trying to understand pisces

^^now that makes sense to me at least.

and then look at the irony....scorpio follows virgo and is equally deluded

aquarius follows pisces and is confusing as fuq

ugh! pisces follows aqua

i wasn't trying to attract critters but maybe it can resist this time?

on a side note, i have this knack for noticing patterns in things. in HS, i was voted "Most Likely to Say, 'Have You Ever Noticed?'"

ok not really but eh...

for some reason, i want to talk to nugglenuts right now. probably because i brought up the body parts thread. i miss that kid. maybe he'll sign on to yahoo.

hmm...good question

Duncan might have fixed that, then... Dunno about post counts for certain, but I know a certain user's mails poofed out of my box when he took a sabbatical a couple weeks ago.. I was none too pleased.

Posted by i love ewe
i think that list is more reflective of the signs attention span 🙂

I'm sorry, what were you saying? I wasn't paying attention.

Seriously though, I stopped reading the original post half-way through. Can't be arsed.

Posted by TasteOfChaos
I can feel a stampede coming...

BUT!

Dont stress!!

I have protection!!!



😛

aawww toc has body lice again? tsk tsk, glad ur more prepared this time..,

a lil advice tho...might be the company u keep

Stop feeding each other.

Ian, that is an awesome wedding photo.

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Posted by Amandus

Ian, that is an awesome wedding photo.

thanks, it was an awesome wedding..

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Would it be uncouth if I asked you to tell her "Nice rack!"? What if i said it really, really sweetly? 😉

Bonus points for your penchant for smart brunettes, Ian. She's a keeper for sure! 😄

Posted by seavixen2
I like popcorn

I like popcorn too! Kettle Corn and Caramel are the best. :3

*drool*

cutting faces out of photos = a penchant for domestic violence not brunettes

Posted by tubbyscubby
Leo and Tau don't run their mouths much about who or what we are. Our presence and power exude us. Scorpios have a need to slather themselves with personal accolades and Aquas need to let others know how quirky and original they are. The need to be on blast results in a lot of chatter for the latter signs.

I don't think I've ever, EVER met an aquarius who's consciously quirky or strange or makes a point to be original.

Seriously. Girl, guy, child or pet (pet astrology, anyone?)

Those words are literally just stock descriptions.

Aquarians are Pisceans without the whole "overwhelmed by emotions" thing: the traits of the other nine signs (minus pisces who's unlucky to have all ten) rolled into one.

They're everything and EVERYONE and want to be EVEN MORE than that (pisces, which is how they share pisces' belief in the impossible).

I think most other signs see their secret selves in aquas and dependng on how real the sign is with themselves it either excites or repels them.

If you look at it the other way around, it's why aquas get along with ALL the signs.

It's also why most aquas are covertly misanthropic.

I'm analysing here, by the way. If it sounds like egotism, I blame the star signs leo, aries, gemini, cancer, libra, virgo, scorpio, sagi, capricorn and most of all the taurus who created this thread.

After all, astrologically speaking, I've got all your fat egos inside me 🙂

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Posted by tubbyscubby
Leo and Tau don't run their mouths much about who or what we are. Our presence and power exude us. Scorpios have a need to slather themselves with personal accolades and Aquas need to let others know how quirky and original they are. The need to be on blast results in a lot of chatter for the latter signs.

(minus pisces who's unlucky to have all ten) rolled into one.

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Wow. Bad math here. That should be eleven.

i'd agree with you if you weren't wrong.

aquarius isn't pisces without the emotion. aquarius is leo without the emotion. hence, "opposite sign." the sign that completes aquarius is NOT pisces. it's leo.

thus based on that misconception alone, you're analysis is faulty. i mean think about it...any sign that exhibits stubborness is like taurus. and any sign that exhibits vanity is like libra.

in other words, is taurus like leo because of zodiac placement (your assertion)? or is taurus like leo because they're both fixed signs?

unfortunately, when people examine astrology, they take this, "little bits of every sign" with regard to pisces far too literally. if you were to go based on that simplistic view alone, then aries would be incapable of knowing shit and pisces would be old and crotchety and know everything. in other words, an aries would invariably be the embodiment of ignorance and pisces the embodiment of wisdom.

so "little bits of every sign" means how pisces approaches life. leo is the teenager of the zodiac and therefore approaches life as such. taurus the toddler...

it's a shame how people read astro and presume to get it but really don't but eh...

and to add to that...

i think "little bits of every sign" means that pisces is able to pull from a variety of options by which to react to stimuli. it does not however mean that pisces is capable of reacting correctly in every situation. in fact, an immature pisces might express the wrong emotion at a particular time. like, when they should be sensitive, they may be insensitive. with maturity, a pisces will be able to tap into the correct emotion at the correct sign at the correct time. in fact, maturity for pisces is shelving their emotion and their other worldliness. a mature pisces is one that is less dreamy, more grounded and far more practical...more virgo. thus, in order to complete itself, pisces actually has to take 6 steps back in the zodiac...not that it's has transcended all the others. and the same goes for other signs....

for example, an aries natural reaction is to push, be decisive, be first... with maturity, an aries will learn how to temper their fire. they will come to realize that some situations call for weighing options than blindly pushing forward. thus, what completes aries, what makes aries whole is not being more like the schitzo pisces or the psycho virgo. what makes aries whole is learning from its indecisive and non-confrontational opposite...libra.

point being, i don't see my "secret" self in aqua. are you NUTS? i see my secret self in those obsessive, power hungry stalkers...scorpio. 😛

you're unevolved and you lack a true recognition of your short-comings.

i loathe scorpio. is that not clear?

regardless, i get that their need for power and my insistence on shunning it go hand-in-hand. learning to understand scorpio more will be the MOST difficult thing i can ever do but if and when i'm able to do so completes me.

i've dated both a an aqua and a leo. they are indeed true opposites. long-term, the aqua was most fulfilling. short-term, the leo made me feel the love of a life time. if i were with an unevolved aqua, my fear would be to have this person help me through a difficult/emotional time. i'd rather be alone than have an aqua friend/spouse comfort me in loss. an unevolved aqua can make you question whether or not people have hearts.

oh, to be direct. what i was trying to say is that you're emotionally detached and thereby a shitty person. given that you're marrying, you might want to work on your tendency to be a cold-hearted, detached bitch. your husband might need warmth one day and your robotic nature could be the LAST thing he needs and the last thing you want to give him and yet...

or you could be a know it all ass and reject the fact that you're the ice queen? sure, being a woman helps temper your frigidity but you're a ice-cold bitch right? it's ok. embrace it.

shiiit feist don't waist ur time....everyone will soon c what I and a few others have already known

this biatch is f'n crazy & so is toc!

ANYONE who thinks they know everything about anyone based on a sign is ridiculous! hahaha

take some other things into consideration tubbs lk uuummm #1 ur f'n insanity & ur agenda ...ya I mean the one to push ur own shit on this site

WTF is wrong with u? I mean besides the obvious ...that ur a douche who assumes she is smarter than most...

ur so warped...back the fuck away from astrology for a minute & check out real life & the true meaning of why relationships work or not ...experience it don't just f'n read about, copy it & pasting it! then maybe just maybe u will actually have more than a few people who care what ur saying

& btw scorps r intuitive (ur own cheesyness proves based on ur inability to c beyond signs) *smh* that's why u hate us 😄 cuz we know ur shit & keep telling u so...

let gooooo! ur so f'n lame 🙂

it's buuulll shhiiiit! dp feist, don't u dare take any of that shiit to heart...I'm glad I stay'd in tonight & check'd pm's cuz wow!

srsly u know me betta than most here I don't fuck w anyone unless they deserve it! I Neva have! & fuuuuck anyone who thinks I have!!!

I got some luv'n aqua's in my life & it's my moon.,, so uummm ya

DP, really...the straddling is kinda annoying. pick a side of the fence or get off the horse.

that chick is 23 years old and therefore has the depth of a giblet. there's a more than 50% chance that her marriage will end in divorce. yep, reality sucks doesn't it?

and chance, shuuuuuuuuuuuut it! i limit this site to astrology and all that it entails.

you dipshits get on here seeking REAL advice on REAL people and take it based on where the sun happens to dispositioned as opposed or conjunct to uranus 😛

either astrology is real to you or it isn't and if it isn't, half-assing it makes you an ass. if it is, then being half-assed makes you a side-stepping bitch.

no ur wrong tubby an astro chart can't accurately describe everyone to a t it's impossible

Yes there r attributes we will relate to & take to heart but not every detail will pertain to everyone it can't :\

of course there r similarites but there is much more to considered upbringing firstly...psychological problems, surroundings influences etc, etc ...

u need to get outside of that bubble u've created around urself & breath some fresh air into those stagnant beliefs of urs or ur gonna live on astro forums seeking relationship advice foreva...

not at the time of my posting days. i was on my way to be drunk.

now i'm a bit tipsy. so i could be ruthless at this hour or maybe not.

gimme about 30 minutes and you'll find out.

what feud?

how about having an opinion that isn't obviously the result of an attempt to defend your e-friends? i don't give a rat's turd about disagreement. if you had an opinion, it wouldn't be so damn shameless.

what you're doing however is so HS movie. you're like one of those chicks who snuggles up to the cheerleaders at lunch and hangs out with the nerds to do your math homework while talking shit about both depending upon who happens to be in your face. if you're going to be a bitch...be one.

you wouldn't even be commenting if it were janefeisty instead of that aqua. same with briana last week. same with eden way back. you're transparent too. do you not see that? nah, you don't.

continue...!

and pointing out stats is unnecessary?

pointing out the FACT that she is in the HIGHEST age group for divorce is wrong?

yeah, OH-KAY!

awwh, you're communicating through images.

i feel like i'm in a therapists' office... "draw me a picture of how you're feeling."

that was a book. you must've really thought really hard on that one! you have thoughts!

*amazed*

get back to you in a bit. got shit to do.

Seriously, Tubby:

Come on.

You know?

Come on.

Just... come on.

I mean, I know you're enjoying the cloak of anonymity offered by the internet and everyting, but:

Come on.

And Tubby, don't use the age thing.

Seriously.

There's eighteen-year-olds wiser than you and me.

I mean, you're presumably older than Feisty, yet there's never been talk of marriage from your corner.

Which should say something to you about your individual age differences and how they have no bearing whatsoever on your emotional capabilities.

It's lucky Feisty is an aquarius: Sh** hit a nerve, definitely.

But afer she's thought about why you said what you said and why she should be mad and whether the marriage may or may not have problems like you ominously predicted, and why she's engaged and happy in the first place and why wha you said doesn't apply to her relationship and why even though she can't predict the future she knows her and her aries (leo? scrpio? I forget)union'll be the best time of her life in true aquarian fashion, she'll kiss the booboo better.

tubby- "you're unevolved and you lack a true recognition of your short-comings.

i loathe scorpio. is that not clear?

regardless, i get that their need for power and my insistence on shunning it go hand-in-hand. learning to understand scorpio more will be the MOST difficult thing i can ever do but if and when i'm able to do so completes me."

ya but we r crazy stalkers LO f'n L ^ wtf? I've neva seen such dedication to hatred ...in an effort to COMPLETE one self @ _O !!! srsly?! omfg!

tubbs ur crazier than I thought... that's pretty crazy fwiw

& r u still claiming 26 is ur age? cuz fuuuck that was some reaming u did on feist for being 23 & ignorant in youth!

:O

lk I said b4 u trip urself too much! ur nothing u claim to be...ur just sad bitter & angry

scorps r the least of ur worries

seek help

& right on dp! *claps* u hit the pins on the head!

& tubby I don't need defending so I can without a doubt tell u that was not dp's intention.,,

urs r quite clear tho..,

some scorp destroyed u 😄

a. dude, who are you? have we been e-introduced?

b. whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

IV. so because you know her by e-name she's not an aqua? she defies the laws of reality because you wanna snuggle up in her e-ass?

my comments were to her as an aquarian and as a 23 year old on the verge of getting married...period. fuck her feelings. feelings has nothing to do with reality or my posts.

as far as DP's, "oh you're a mean girl" moment, bitch please! crawl out of your own twat for a moment and get a grip. do you think i invented the FACT that there's a statistically probability that she and her husband will not last?

hmm, of the women on this site, of those who married prior to the age of 25, how many of them are still married? yeaaaaaaaa.

the point being, denying reality may make you feel all warm and cuddly but hey, having your head in the clouds means what? my stating the obvious may hurt your feelings but uhm....and? doesn't stop the clock from ticking, the earth from spinning and oops, you just stepped in poo!

but hey, you all play in your land of flying unicorns with pink manes and starry eyed sunshine while jumping over moonbeams and i'll stay happily here on earth where i belong.

rainbow brite was AWESOME btw!

Now, Tubby, about you debunking my theory using aries as an example:

aries peeps ARE screwed as the very first sign.

Do you know why they're so energetic and optimistic?

Because, like the Taureans I've known, they're blissfully unconcerned with anything outside their immediate wants.

They don't think ahead, or very deeply for that matter.

And with aries, that's a very GOOD thing.

Imagine aries peeps to be like birds. They fly through the world without a care, unaware of the dizzying heights beneath them.

But I've witnessed first hand what can happen if they actually take the time to look down.

What am I saying?

The twelve signs AWARENESS DOES evolve as they progress from first to last.

Not in terms of strength or smarts, but peripheral awareness of others in comparison to themselves.

And the last two signs handle this burden differently.

While Pisces is depressive and overwhelmed with the knowedge of people and the evil that comes with them, aquarius is merely pessimistic about it, lacking the spongey-ness of emotion that pisces peeps have (I have pisces moon, so I'm f**ked).

You know how they say scorpios dabble in the dark side of life?

Aquas Can SEE worse case scenarios 24/7, 365. They breathe misery.

Seriously. Not ONE aquarius I've met in my life doesn't mentally roll around in the muck of life.

It's why aquas are supposedly comfotable around the deranged. Or why an aqua will have jerks as friends.

To aquas, these types are mirrors.

Premonitons of what may become.

They're necessary.

In other words, there are things that aries, taurus etc can never allow themselves to think about that aquas and pisces DO.

Boasting. Personal opinion. FACT. You decide.

Me, I calls it like I sees it.

Posted by tubbyscubby
a. dude, who are you? have we been e-introduced?

b. whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

IV. so because you know her by e-name she's not an aqua? she defies the laws of reality because you wanna snuggle up in her e-ass?

my comments were to her as an aquarian and as a 23 year old on the verge of getting married...period. fuck her feelings. feelings has nothing to do with reality or my posts.

as far as DP's, "oh you're a mean girl" moment, bitch please! crawl out of your own twat for a moment and get a grip. do you think i invented the FACT that there's a statistically probability that she and her husband will not last?

hmm, of the women on this site, of those who married prior to the age of 25, how many of them are still married? yeaaaaaaaa.

the point being, denying reality may make you feel all warm and cuddly but hey, having your head in the clouds means what? my stating the obvious may hurt your feelings but uhm....and? doesn't stop the clock from ticking, the earth from spinning and oops, you just stepped in poo!

but hey, you all play in your land of flying unicorns with pink manes and starry eyed sunshine while jumping over moonbeams and i'll stay happily here on earth where i belong.

rainbow brite was AWESOME btw!

If that was addressed to moi:

come on. Seriously. You're contradictin yourself.

YOU don't know HER EITHER. So why make the judgement?

It's like me saying Taurus peeps are STOOPID about everything, which is why any marriage YOU go into, Tubby, will be doomed.

Come on, mayne.

Seriously.

Seriously, Tubby, you can't be so narrow-minded about everything.

Not prepared for marriage because she's 23 and an aquarius?

SERIOUSLY—

Who needs chaveunists when you've got harpies, right?

Who needs man on woman hate when you've got woman on woman hate?

Jeez.

That's small-minded thinking right there.

what judgment? that's she's an aqua and thereby an icequeen? or that statistically her marriage won't last?

what about either of those statements isn't true? if she's beats the odds, kudos to her.

and did you really just attempt to frame your argument in terms of the almighty power of aquas in comparison to other signs? and i'm the idiot? OH-KAY!

Flying unicorns, she says. There's reaists and then there's just being mean-spirited.

Oh and hey, and I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such man-bashing threads as "Is is Wee Big or Small?"

you're angry with me because you have a small wee? that's a long time to harbor resentment. has your weenis grown since then or are you still tugging on it hoping for longer days?

Posted by tubbyscubby


and did you really just attempt to frame your argument in terms of the almighty power of aquas in comparison to other signs? and i'm the idiot? OH-KAY!

I thought I mentioned that it isn't about power? But awareness. And I thought I said the awareness isn't necessarily a good thing?

Anyway, that doesn't really matter anymore.

Wha matters is that you're being an unevolved scorpio. You know? Contradictory and whatnot?

Posted by tubbyscubby
you're angry with me because you have a small wee? that's a long time to harbor resentment. has your weenis grown since then or are you still tugging on it hoping for longer days?

Tubby, did you not ask "dude, who are you?"

Seriously, Tubby?

Seriously?

you dipshit, you're AWARE of nothing. your awareness isn't bound to your sun sign dipshit. it's the result of experience and maturity.

by your rational, a 5 year old aqua is far more aware than a 50 year old aries. riiiiiiiiiight

You arebeing an unevolved scorpio, Tubby. The whole twisting things andaways trying to be in the right?

You're being the very thig you hate.