firebunny
@firebunny
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I've never seen such kind of pulchritude!
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
Ur suppose to be at church for God, not pussy
Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
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Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
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They are *face palm-ing* ?
Posted by LazyKlol
Ur suppose to be at church for God, not pussy
Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?click to expand
Posted by TheSagTrue that?(this one is a monkey btw)Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?
click to expand
Posted by TeenaI don't like that monkey, put those two girls back insteadPosted by TheSagTrue that?(this one is a monkey btw)Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?
click to expand
At least I was seriously trying to help FB while you were posting some monkeys and girls.
If it works for me...I mean for other guys, then it should work for him as well !!
Posted by TheSagPosted by TeenaI don't like that monkey, put those two girls back insteadPosted by TheSagTrue that?(this one is a monkey btw)Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?
At least I was seriously trying to help FB while you were posting some monkeys and girls.
If it works for me...I mean for other guys, then it should work for him as well !!
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Do you like these girls better? — ?
?? Yeah yeah ok ok..you sure were.
But when that happened to me.. I mean, a guy tried to show his money off in some lame way.. I went back n had a laugh with my girlfriends?
Posted by Teenaway better!Posted by TheSagPosted by TeenaI don't like that monkey, put those two girls back insteadPosted by TheSagTrue that?(this one is a monkey btw)Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?
At least I was seriously trying to help FB while you were posting some monkeys and girls.
If it works for me...I mean for other guys, then it should work for him as well !!
Do you like these girls better? — ?
?? Yeah yeah ok ok..you sure were.
But when that happened to me.. I mean, a guy tried to show his money off in some lame way.. I went back n had a laugh with my girlfriends?
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After all I am very honest and social as you know, I like helping people
No, he didn't show off, I am sure his wallet fell out of his jacket accidentally, just like it has happend to me like 36 times in the past 😢
Yeah, I can imagine your convo:
You: Omg, this guy's money and credit cards fell right infront of my 300€ shoes.
Lala, Taneesha and Ingrid: Ohhh my gaaaaaawwwwwd, he is soooo cute!
You: Hahahahaha, yeah I know, 500€ at once and 2 credit cards, right infront of me, hahaha he is sooo nice as well!
Posted by TheSag?Of course!!Posted by Teenaway better!Posted by TheSagPosted by TeenaI don't like that monkey, put those two girls back insteadPosted by TheSagTrue that?(this one is a monkey btw)Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?
At least I was seriously trying to help FB while you were posting some monkeys and girls.
If it works for me...I mean for other guys, then it should work for him as well !!
Do you like these girls better? — ?
?? Yeah yeah ok ok..you sure were.
But when that happened to me.. I mean, a guy tried to show his money off in some lame way.. I went back n had a laugh with my girlfriends?
After all I am very honest and social as you know, I like helping people
No, he didn't show off, I am sure his wallet fell out of his jacket accidentally, just like it has happend to me like 36 times in the past 😢
Yeah, I can imagine your convo:
You: Omg, this guy's money and credit cards fell right infront of my 300€ shoes.
Lala, Taneesha and Ingrid: Ohhh my gaaaaaawwwwwd, he is soooo cute!
You: Hahahahaha, yeah I know, 500€ at once and 2 credit cards, right infront of me, hahaha he is sooo nice as well!
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I can tell how much you love helping.. grannies??
Rofl!! N how many times did it work for you?
Haha the conversation was more like "Did he actually do that?!?"
"He actually thought that would work??"
Posted by Teenathere is nothing wrong with helping grannies to read the bible, ladyPosted by TheSag?Of course!!Posted by Teenaway better!Posted by TheSagPosted by TeenaI don't like that monkey, put those two girls back insteadPosted by TheSagTrue that?(this one is a monkey btw)Posted by TeenaYou lady, are crazy!Posted by TheSag??Posted by Teenaare those two girls laughing, crying or are they two monkeys?Posted by TheSag??
I am very shy when it comes to women, but I will give you my best advice I can come up with.
Go to her next time and say: "Hi, my name in Bunny, Fire Bunny and I am a lawyer. If you ever need any legal advice or want to give me some private bible reading sessions at your place, here is my business card. Call me"
All of the sudden your wallet falls out of your jacket, right infront of her and a couple of 500 $ notes are laying on the ground an you go like, "damn it, why do I always have to take those peanuts with me" and then you smirk a little at her and leave.
If that doesn't work, then women are crazy!!
They are *face palm-ing* ?
At least I was seriously trying to help FB while you were posting some monkeys and girls.
If it works for me...I mean for other guys, then it should work for him as well !!
Do you like these girls better? — ?
?? Yeah yeah ok ok..you sure were.
But when that happened to me.. I mean, a guy tried to show his money off in some lame way.. I went back n had a laugh with my girlfriends?
After all I am very honest and social as you know, I like helping people
No, he didn't show off, I am sure his wallet fell out of his jacket accidentally, just like it has happend to me like 36 times in the past 😢
Yeah, I can imagine your convo:
You: Omg, this guy's money and credit cards fell right infront of my 300€ shoes.
Lala, Taneesha and Ingrid: Ohhh my gaaaaaawwwwwd, he is soooo cute!
You: Hahahahaha, yeah I know, 500€ at once and 2 credit cards, right infront of me, hahaha he is sooo nice as well!
I can tell how much you love helping.. grannies??
Rofl!! N how many times did it work for you?
Haha the conversation was more like "Did he actually do that?!?"
"He actually thought that would work??"click to expand
Well let's see....I am counting............eh.................you know what?.... It's actually none of your business 😡 It has worked MANY MANY times though, deal with it!
Yaaa, sure, what did he do, did he invite you for a tea? lol
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