My joke timing has been horrible today....

I feel kinda shitty.

First I was speaking to a fireman and mentioned hearing sirens going down the interstate and cracked a joke about how bad the drivers are over here. Then he tells me an 18 year old girl was leaving the theme park, got in an accident and was thrown from her car. Splat city.

Then I'm talking to a friend on social media who said she was in a loy of pain
I asked what was wrong and she just replied "message me". I send her a message asking about the secrecy and cracked "Did you stub your lady bits?"

She replied she was having surgery next week to check for ovarian cancer. Has my smart assery finially caught up with me?

At least you have a sense of humor. That's more than I can say for a lot of people - especially on DXP.

I'm starting to feel better. Thanks guise

So you got this Cleo/Andrew Dice Clay thing going today....

Schweet

Lmfao.