NOW I’ve heard everything!!!
Sexual assault suspicions after woman discovers dead turtle in her vagina Payu Tiwari · 23 September
catladies beware, turtles are attracted to all the sand in your vaginas
How dare you mocking dead turtle?
Posted by Tur
Is she pregnant? What's gonna happen to the baby? Will they be ninja turtles? I . Need. Answers.
Read the article! She doesn’t remember what happened at that party...so no pressing charges!
Posted by TurPosted by Gemitati
How dare you mocking dead turtle?
If the turtle died we would be mocking her rancid poosyclick to expand
It IS dead!
Where is the link
Posted by TurPosted by GemitatiPosted by TurPosted by Gemitati
How dare you mocking dead turtle?
If the turtle died we would be mocking her rancid poosy
It IS dead!
I wonder if the doctor who removed it said " well, that's an UnusualVaginalDischarge"?click to expand
LMAO!
Posted by Tur
Post the link! I'm not googling 'turtle pussy'.
I got ransomware the last time.
I don’t know how to link from the phone...I am old...remember?
I just typed turtle in vagina and got it...be a man!
/dead
funniest thread of the year so far
ayy lmao
funniest thread of the year so far
ayy lmao
Posted by Tur
Post the link! I'm not googling 'turtle pussy'.
I got ransomware the last time.
https://nypost.com/2018/09/22/sex-assault-eyed-after-turtle-is-discovered-in-womans-vagina/
https://www.news.com.au/life style /health/health-problems/doctors-find-turtle-inside-womans-vagina-after-having-pain/news-story/4833ca01799c761e1c1174b8d49e9028
Posted by TurPosted by TheRabbit
That's just a turtle being a turtle. There's no need to ruin it's reputation for something that happened last week.
You never see that kind of behavior from a tortoise. Turtles are trash.click to expand
Shush.
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