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Tell @Ands
I like this game Leo moon appreciates! 🤣 BUT!
Buddy… just be a good Virgo citizen
You’re pushing 40 now
You can’t STILL be imagining things like before
I’m kinda disappointed in you buddy fr fr
I told Sancho how proud of you I was for being a good Virgo citizen and how she should copy your life
But apparently you’re still up to the same old things
Be honest with yourself buddy
If it’s for laughs just tell us and I will play along
But if you’re serious buddy I think you should talk to someone about your actual dating life outside of DXP and be open and honest with them about it coz you are only fooling yourself
The women have to know you’re dating them buddy or that you are in a relationship with them
Taking them home in your car is not a date
Texting doesn’t mean she’s your girl
Buddy… just be a good Virgo citizen
You’re pushing 40 now
You can’t STILL be imagining things like before
I’m kinda disappointed in you buddy fr fr
I told Sancho how proud of you I was for being a good Virgo citizen and how she should copy your life
But apparently you’re still up to the same old things
Be honest with yourself buddy
If it’s for laughs just tell us and I will play along
But if you’re serious buddy I think you should talk to someone about your actual dating life outside of DXP and be open and honest with them about it coz you are only fooling yourself
The women have to know you’re dating them buddy or that you are in a relationship with them
Taking them home in your car is not a date
Texting doesn’t mean she’s your girl
Tell Ands that I knocked on Corey Taylors door one time (the frontman of Slipknot) & got his autograph bc he's my cousins backyard neighbor. He paid my cousin to mow his lawn
Also tell Ands that a year and a half ago Joe Torgerson who was on a few MTV dating shows and dated Taylor Selfridge slid in my dms, that's what I meant by "I have microcelebs in my dms" 💅 he must have a thing for Geminis
Also tell Ands that a year and a half ago Joe Torgerson who was on a few MTV dating shows and dated Taylor Selfridge slid in my dms, that's what I meant by "I have microcelebs in my dms" 💅 he must have a thing for Geminis
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them
Posted by Persona_De_Crab
Tell Ands that Don Johnson is more of a mega-Chad than he is.
DJ is a giga Chang
Not a bad thread bunny not bad at all 🤣
Posted by hydorah
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them
His family are plastic surgeons though I think
So what then 💅
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats 🙂 still nothing to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats 🙂 still nothing to be jealous of.
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorah
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them
His family are plastic surgeons though I think
So what then 💅click to expand
They’re gastointerologists and dermatologists no surgeons 🤣
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
Cowboy hats
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
Posted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestPosted by hydorahHis family are plastic surgeons though I think
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them
So what then 💅
click to expand
They’re gastointerologists and dermatologists no surgeons 🤣click to expand
Dermatology, close enough xD
Posted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
Cowboy hats
How do you get into cars with cowboy hatsclick to expand
Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_JupiterCowboy hats
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand
Im not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.click to expand
I’m a car person kinda
But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that
I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by MidAtBestThey’re gastointerologists and dermatologists no surgeons 🤣Posted by hydorahHis family are plastic surgeons though I think
tell ands the cheekbones aren't generational if you pay a doctor to install them
So what then 💅
click to expand
click to expand
Dermatology, close enough xDclick to expand
Cloudy’s dad is a PS
Posted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by KalelnoIm not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterCowboy hats
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand
I’m a car person kinda
But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that
I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truckclick to expand
Yeah i once thought about getting back on a motorcycle but that would just be crazy. But when i see big people in cars im like how the hell. I frequents vans, box trucks and have a 2009 GMC sierra. Now that im approaching the senior years i think its about time i retire from driving and start looking into hiring a chauffer. Im really starting to care less and less about driving.
Posted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by KalelnoIm not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterCowboy hats
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand
click to expand
I’m a car person kinda
But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that
I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truckclick to expand
Those are tiny right? You need a white Chevy Silverado, that'll make DorsDors' almonds activated
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_JupiterI’m a car person kindaPosted by KalelnoIm not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterCowboy hats
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand
But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that
I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck
click to expand
Yeah i once thought about getting back on a motorcycle but that would just be crazy. But when i see big people in cars im like how the hell. I frequents vans, box trucks and have a 2009 GMC sierra. Now that im approaching the senior years i think its about time i retire from driving and start looking into hiring a chauffer. Im really starting to care less and less about driving.click to expand
GMC Sierra's fierce. You must do pretty well 💸
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by KalelnoPosted by Jumpin_JupiterI’m a car person kindaPosted by KalelnoIm not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterCowboy hats
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand
click to expand
But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that
I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck
click to expand
Those are tiny right? You need a white Chevy Silverado, that'll make DorsDors' almonds activatedclick to expand
They’re huge to me lol
I drive Japanese and German 2 seaters 😅
But yeah I will look into that model in case I need a truck. I pick cars by the way they look. I almost bought a Peugeot sports car the RCZ but they wouldn’t sell it to me coz it was faulty and the last one but I thought it was beautiful
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by KalelnoYeah i once thought about getting back on a motorcycle but that would just be crazy. But when i see big people in cars im like how the hell. I frequents vans, box trucks and have a 2009 GMC sierra. Now that im approaching the senior years i think its about time i retire from driving and start looking into hiring a chauffer. Im really starting to care less and less about driving.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterI’m a car person kindaPosted by KalelnoIm not a car person. Im too big for cars and struggle just to get in and out of cars. Im a truck person.Posted by Jumpin_JupiterCowboy hats
Well... tell ands he gots nothing to be jealous of. Im just your average joe thats trying to survive just like him and im sure all the other dudes on here so nothing about me and my life to be jealous of.
Oh and also tell him i got a whole new look tryna pull off alpha looks now with a nicely trimmed beard and cowboy hats still nothing to be jealous of.
How do you get into cars with cowboy hats
click to expand
But every time someone sees an I think a Ford Ranger Raptor and I’m nearby they go you should be driving a car like that
I’m like wtf what will I do with a pickup truck
click to expand
GMC Sierra's fierce. You must do pretty well 💸click to expand
Yeah but they shit. It just influence drivers to buy them because of their looks. Personally ill take an old 1952 chevy truck over that.
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@ArbolTreeClub
Joined: Jun 01, 2025 · Topics: 12 · Posts: 85
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Joined: Jun 01, 2025 · Topics: 12 · Posts: 85
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Everyone’s favorite windows 95 screensaver
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What are yours?
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Have you ever been mildly irritated by someone
Say they ask irritating question
Or do irritating things
But it’s mild
So you don’t say anything
And from their POV you are probably treating them very well
But you are like on the precipice of
Before anyone else says it
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but sometimes some fluff is cute
the way pandas are cute in the zoo
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Or fetusfished
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Yes or no
The mechanics are easy. You simply start with "Tell Ands that" state something true but outrageous that will make Ands feel extremely jealous.
Remember guys, it must be something TRUE! Never ever lie! We wanna know some of the most outrageous facts about you!
Okay let me begin...
Tell @Ands that one of my exes was more beautiful than Catriona Gray 😛