Too many people......

On this planet. The earth has limited resources and yet the population is growing exponentially. Sooner or later the earth's resources will be exhausted and we are all going to starve to death.

WE NEED TO START KILLING PEOPLE NOW! So the future doesn't have to suffer overpopulation.

KILL YOUR FRIENDS!KILL YOUR FAMILY!KILL EVERYONE YOU SEE! KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THIS PLANET IF YOU DON'T DO IT!

Posted by red_aries
On this planet. The earth has limited resources and yet the population is growing exponentially. Sooner or later the earth's resources will be exhausted and we are all going to starve to death.

WE NEED TO START KILLING PEOPLE NOW! So the future doesn't have to suffer overpopulation.

KILL YOUR FRIENDS!KILL YOUR FAMILY!KILL EVERYONE YOU SEE! KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THIS PLANET IF YOU DON'T DO IT!

On the one hand I'm laughing 'cause it's funny.

On the other hand I'm thinking this is how things like slave trading and genocides actually occur.

LMAO @ "kill your friends", though.

"Hmm, that guy owes me ten quid. I'm gonna kill 'im."

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Next up. Hippies ?

Wow. Makes you wonder just how unkempt his secret garden is.























































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That's what a secret garden is.

You know, we're actually doomed if you think about it:

the children of today and tommorow aren't interested in becoming molecular biologists or agricultural scientists.

They wanna go "Ju-DAS Ju-DA-AS!" or make fools of themselves on the internet (looking a fool on TV is so yesterday).

Don't get knocked up, people else you want your kids to start eating each other...

Posted by TasteOfChaos
I'm wondering what creatures he has roaming around his secret garden...

Many eyed,legged, penis-ed creatures. And you know what they say about anything with more than one penis...

Okay, there's no such saying but can you actually imagine something with more than one dick?

That's just unfair!

Then again, the creators of Hentai seem to have really good imaginations when it comes to penises and having more than one.

The Japanese, man: W. T. F?

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Its only page 1 and we have successfully turned a soooo serious convo into a convo about multiple penis(es)


*high five*

😛

*high fives*

Two penises, one difficult decision: who will receive the stroke? Find out when "The Wanker" returns.

*fade to commercial*

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Next up. Hippies ?

Wow. Makes you wonder just how unkempt his secret garden is.























































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That's what a secret garden is.

Well it's not so secret in that sense surely ?

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You're right.

He's wearing shorts. We should be able to tell if he's dreaded down there.

On a serious note, people, shows like "The Bachelorette" are killing your brain-cells, man.

Why do it to yourself? Why?

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Hahahaha


I — Gedsy!

I want 3 penises... 3 is an all round good number. Besides, if you had two dicks, it doesn't really pose a problem when it comes to "which one am I gonna wank off first"

I prefer a challenge...

I can't talk and pee at the same time (well, I'd have to wait till the pee flows first):

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THREE COCKS?

So much pee, too, you'll piss away all your bodily fluids.

And when you're aroused it'll take more than a briefcase to hide that shit.

And would they even all be the same size?

Burning questions, TOC, burning questions

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What's 'the Bachelorette' ?
Another programme full of scrubbers ?

Scrubbers? hahahahahahahaha! I don't even know what that means!

Do haermaphrodites pee from both their valerie and johnny?

These are the questions...

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An explanation for you good Sir !

Aaah. Then, yes. Except the male equivalent. That is, they all want to f**k - er - marry the one girl.

Yes. Marry. Because that's what guys think about when faced with a hot girl... marriage.

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Do haermaphrodites pee from both their valerie and johnny?

These are the questions...

Maybe they hve to plug one or the other with a finger first to optimise flow ?

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WTF? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by TasteOfChaos
Dude, they don't ALL have to be the "pee" penis.

One could be the love wand 😉

One could be the wee stick

and one could be for self pleasure... "the toy penis"

They would have to be the same size... otherwise I'd be just weird dude...

That WOULD be weird. Having a micro, average and monster wang side by side to each other.

All with their own set of balls.

Not a pleasant image, that, uh uh.

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Scrubbers are ugly unkempt people..

Ferals basically... Right?

Yep, or a 'derro' ?

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All these words sound so funny! Derro!

Where is red aries? Don't tell me (s)he's actually out there killing people!

I hereby rename this thread "Too many penises".

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Dude, they don't ALL have to be the "pee" penis.

One could be the love wand 😉

One could be the wee stick

and one could be for self pleasure... "the toy penis"

They would have to be the same size... otherwise I'd be just weird dude...

That WOULD be weird. Having a micro, average and monster wang side by side to each other.

All with their own set of balls.

Not a pleasant image, that, uh uh.

Don't even get me started on the balls man... I've think weve had enough dick talk tonite!

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Too late! Already renamed the thread!

You can't tell me it's nite time in Australia, er, I mean, Japan, TOC.

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Dude, they don't ALL have to be the "pee" penis.

One could be the love wand 😉

One could be the wee stick

and one could be for self pleasure... "the toy penis"

They would have to be the same size... otherwise I'd be just weird dude...

That WOULD be weird. Having a micro, average and monster wang side by side to each other.

All with their own set of balls.

Not a pleasant image, that, uh uh.

Don't even get me started on the balls man... I've think weve had enough dick talk tonite!

Too late! Already renamed the thread!

You can't tell me it's nite time in Australia, er, I mean, Japan, TOC.

Sure is muh fugga!
7:50pm to be precise...

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Geez. Ten to One here in James Bond Country.

Meanwhile, America's just getting up.

Ju-DAS, Ju-DA-AS!

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my hair smells AMAZING right now.

Ohmygod, dude: That is awesome information... awesome information...

I wonder if Lady Gaga sleeps with her mouth open. With, like, a thread of drool nearly touching the ground, but not quite.

People should spend more time thinking about stuff like this.

For serious.

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Na... Those lazy yankadoodles are still sleeping...

or partying...

my weekend is over...

😭

Don't you wish me, Puss in Boots and Brown-noser/ass bleacher dog brought about the apocalypse right now?

I still could, you know. Just for you, TOC.

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I just have to say...


That....


and this is important..


my hair smells AMAZING right now.

Ohmygod, dude: That is awesome information... awesome information...

RIGHT??

I'm thinking of creating a thread about it...

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DUDE: best thread EV-ER! Go for it!

Seriously, though, some people DO take their own advice: where is red_aries?!

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Gedsy, are you tall and lanky?

No? Why, are we back on the penis discussion?

'cause I gotta tell ya, I've got some other things I'd like us to talk about, such as zippers, cold days and how erections are dangerous because of blood and urine mixing.









































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Please say we are...

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Seriously, though, some people DO take their own advice: where is red_aries?!

Rounding up some Milfs I think.

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Why would anyone want to kill a sexy mother? Not only are they through with inhibitions, they're also mean cooks!

Somebody STOP him/her!

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Gedsy, are you tall and lanky?

No? Why, are we back on the penis discussion?

'cause I gotta tell ya, I've got some other things I'd like us to talk about, such as zippers, cold days and how erections are dangerous because of blood and urine mixing.


Only if we're still on that discussion, of course.


Please say we are...

Erections are dangerous? Let's talk about that!

So you're not tall? I picture you to be tall and skinny.. who wears baggy jeans and tennis shirts...

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I'm slightly above average 5'9.5, I dunno, haven't measured in a while.

And I've got that aquarian thing going on where I'm androgynous. In mind, of course, not in appearance.

So baggy jeans, big ass airforce ones etc I avoid. Not saying I'm a skinny jeans wearer (Waaay too constricting).

I just like to wear things that make me forget I'm wearing clothes. They gotta fit and I gotta feel free wearing 'em.

Now, about erections being dangerous, I would THINK so...

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Seriously, though, some people DO take their own advice: where is red_aries?!

Rounding up some Milfs I think.

Why would anyone want to kill a sexy mother? Not only are they through with inhibitions, they're also mean cooks!

Somebody STOP him/her!

Hey did you check out the testosterone levels in the Aries forum??

Bloodaries has flown to new York to meet King of Aries to beat the fuck outta him for talking shit on the Internet.... Hahahahahhahaha

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Yeah, was on that thread earlier.

He's probably there on business, though, with the beef being a side attraction, otherwise he's insane to think King of Aries would show up by himself (if King of Aries is equally as insane).

People take this internet thing waaaaay too seriously sometimes.

He even gave him his hotel room number. Dumb as fuck.

What if King of Aries knows people? Somebody'll be climbing through dumbfuck's window with a spiked dildo and some handcuffs.

*shudders*

Posted by TasteOfChaos
I always thought I was 5'10... until recently...

I found out I'm 5'8.5

I lost an inch and 1/2!!

Mother fucker!!

So this erection thing... Blood mixing with urine. So if you get a boner when you need to pee really bad... That's dangerous?

I wish I had a penis.

Oh, no. It was just a stray thought.

You WILL get a urinary tract infection if you come while there's pee vying for space with your man-milk,though. AND pass it right along.

Penises are cool. You know waht are cooler, though? BOOBS.


I would happily swap my penis for a pair of boobs...

But then I wouldn't have a penis to feel aroused by the boobs:

OH, GOD, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE GIVEN ME BOTH??!!

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Posted by TasteOfChaos
I always thought I was 5'10... until recently...

I found out I'm 5'8.5

I lost an inch and 1/2!!

Mother fucker!!

So this erection thing... Blood mixing with urine. So if you get a boner when you need to pee really bad... That's dangerous?

I wish I had a penis.

Oh, no. It was just a stray thought.

You WILL get a urinary tract infection if you come while there's pee vying for space with your man-milk,though. AND pass it right along.

Penises are cool. You know waht are cooler, though? BOOBS.


I would happily swap my penis for a pair of boobs...

But then I wouldn't have a penis to feel aroused by the boobs:

OH, GOD, WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE GIVEN ME BOTH??!!

Boobs do NOTHING

purely decorational...

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Whaaaaat? NO! Breast milk is what makes a healthy child!

Plus, their decorational use is pretty much community service.

When you're out in the world and a guy stares below your neck, feel proud that you are doing your part... for society.

Okay to get serious for a moment, I understand the stares can get annoying.

They are quite good-looking, though.

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He even gave him his hotel room number. Dumb as fuck.

What if King of Aries knows people? Somebody'll be climbing through dumbfuck's window with a spiked dildo and some handcuffs.

*shudders*

Ahhhh boys.

I hate fights! I hate that look dudes get in their eye when they are fighting...

They look like a spastic fucked up rabbies.

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Haven't fought in a while. Got my ass kicked the three times I did, too. I just freeze because there's something about dishing out pain on another human being tht doesn't sit right with me.

Well, that was then. I think now, though, I wouldn't have much of a problem with it.

Something about growing older makes you more okay with hitting people.

red_aries get your ass down here right fucking now!

Dexter is just a TV show: don't act that shit out. Butt rape and capital punishment are real, ya know!

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red_aries get your ass down here right fucking now!

Dexter is just a TV show: don't act that shit out. Butt rape and capital punishment are real, ya know!

Hahaha, you're worried he is seriously out there killing mother fuckers aren't ya?

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You've read how far the beef between KOA and the other aries has gone. Some people think life is a fucking videogame.

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red_aries get your ass down here right fucking now!

Dexter is just a TV show: don't act that shit out. Butt rape and capital punishment are real, ya know!

Hahaha, you're worried he is seriously out there killing mother fuckers aren't ya?

You've read how far the beef between KOA and the other aries has gone. Some people think life is a fucking videogame.

Haha. Yea it's pretty stupid. So glad I live in Australia... Maybe I should talk shit to him?

😈

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by TasteOfChaos
I was gonna go to bed, but that feisty Virgo is pretty entertaining...

I'll give it 1/2 hour... Then I'm hitting the sack.

Nitey-nite.

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123go & TOC

I recommend this flick, it made me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh...

Seen it! Yeah twas funny. The pool boy and the guy's annoying neighbour were just hilarious as was Ben Affleck's character.

Posted by red_aries
On this planet. The earth has limited resources and yet the population is growing exponentially. Sooner or later the earth's resources will be exhausted and we are all going to starve to death.

WE NEED TO START KILLING PEOPLE NOW! So the future doesn't have to suffer overpopulation.

KILL YOUR FRIENDS!KILL YOUR FAMILY!KILL EVERYONE YOU SEE! KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THIS PLANET IF YOU DON'T DO IT!

I think what he is trying to say is, the earth is like a roll of toilet paper and someday the paper is
going to run out and then what are you going to wipe your ass with?.....the cardboard thingy?


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Posted by red_aries
On this planet. The earth has limited resources and yet the population is growing exponentially. Sooner or later the earth's resources will be exhausted and we are all going to starve to death.

WE NEED TO START KILLING PEOPLE NOW! So the future doesn't have to suffer overpopulation.

KILL YOUR FRIENDS!KILL YOUR FAMILY!KILL EVERYONE YOU SEE! KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR THIS PLANET IF YOU DON'T DO IT!

Go get your vaccinations and relaaaaaaax.don't forget your free flu shot 😉

OMG, WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO AT A.D 2100, WHEN THE EARTH'S POPULATION SKYROCKET TO 80 BILLION? EAT OUR KIDS? LETS GET REALISTIC PEOPLE!

WHO WILL SOLVE THE HUNGER PROBLEM!!??

Posted by red_aries
OMG, WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO AT A.D 2100, WHEN THE EARTH'S POPULATION SKYROCKET TO 80 BILLION? EAT OUR KIDS? LETS GET REALISTIC PEOPLE!

Put down the coffee and slowly back away. And by the by...have you met woundedbird? I think you'd get along famously!
In Anno Domini 2100, we shall all be but a memory, dust in the wind. I have a suggestion sir..madam...extra-terrestrial from the planet Uranus. Get involved. Hie thee two legged thing to a local food bank, soup kitchen, or other and donate your time. Work for a charity. *patting cheek* You'll feel better.

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OMG, WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO AT A.D 2100, WHEN THE EARTH'S POPULATION SKYROCKET TO 80 BILLION? EAT OUR KIDS? LETS GET REALISTIC PEOPLE!

Red_aries! You're posting! I didn't know inmates were allowed to browse the internet.

That is... if you've been CAUGHT YET!

LMAO @ "let's get realistic, people".

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OMG, WTF ARE WE GOING TO DO AT A.D 2100, WHEN THE EARTH'S POPULATION SKYROCKET TO 80 BILLION? EAT OUR KIDS? LETS GET REALISTIC PEOPLE!

Red_aries! You're posting! I didn't know inmates were allowed to browse the internet.

That is... if you've been CAUGHT YET!

LMAO @ "let's get realistic, people".

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LOL You missed woundedturd &2, it was CLASS.

ROFLMAO I do hope you gave an additional courtesy flush.

Secret blend of 11 herbs and spices..delish!

LMAO 'A necessity'..you didn't just birth a food baby, you spawned an anaconda. Take pics,..that's ART.

Posted by red_aries
WHO WILL SOLVE THE HUNGER PROBLEM!!??

Kill the people then eat the people? Yes. YES! Cannibalism is the answer to everything. First they'll go for the fat people then the skinny people. Or we could force the skinny people to eat the fat people then the average sized people can eat the soon to be fat people. The children have little meat on them and they need to run around. Kind of like free range chicken. I just solved your problem hit me with another.

We would just make a pro-dwarwanism bill..

No more stupid survivors sueing cuz their stupid friends weren't properly warned not to be so stupid.

Let them diee!

It's only natural...