RANDOM HUMOUR

Taxi Driver: Where to?
Passenger: Your mother's.
Taxi Driver: Sure thing.

Wife (on phone): Honey, our little boy said his first word.
Husband (on phone): Really?! My little man's growing up! What'd he say?
Wife (on phone): Honey - who's "Kevin"?

Doctor: You'll be dead within a month. I'm sorry.
Patient: Oh my God... This - this is great.
Doctor: Sir?
Patient: Imagine the Facebook messages.

May 21st, 2011, 6.01pm -

Christian #1: Damn...
Christian #2: What?
Christian #1: I still have to pay child support.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the KFC.

I'm bored. Can you tell?

Nope! Would never have guessed in a million years. *whistling and looking round*

Posted by venusianbull
Nope! Would never have guessed in a million years. *whistling and looking round*

You should see my face. Big stupid grin. Only you, VB.

Rachel Weisz and Daneil Craig got MARRIED?!

Posted by Lena828
Who is Kevin?

Husband's Therapist. Yeah, they get together for heart to hearts twice a week in which time Husband talks about his crumbling marriage with Wife. They're beer buddies, too, when not having a therapy session.

How the hell did you make the "is" italic, anyway?

Posted by Lena828
lol You're so random.

The rug has been pulled right from under me. I'm cold. So cold...

Posted by Lena828
Like

this

Quote me and you'll see the code

Re-he-he-ally

I read book now.