@brianafay
19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
REally? 😢
come on fuckers
I would totally do this but I have chores, sorry.
you're lying.
what chores do you have Maximus? Massacring?
Is that a word?
Posted by ellessque
i can vocaroo in 17 days. after the gem leaves. i might even sing karaoke vocaroo then because i'll have the house all to myself 😛perhaps i'll serenade Mr. Tate 😄
omg do you promise to vocaroo my brains out?!?!
I have to harvest crops, milk the goats, then herd the cattle. Not to mention, I have zumba class at 6AM.
Posted by MaximusDecimusMeridius
I have to harvest crops, milk the goats, then herd the cattle. Not to mention, I have zumba class at 6AM.
lmao you don't get that gladiator bod from knocking heads off—
listen bitch, I don't appreciate the attitude. Tell me the name of your village so I can pillage and burn it.
(corrected, cause shits getting sloppyyy)
bitch?!?!?! Over my dead body.
I fucked your mother.
I took your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and never wrote her again...
Long John Silvers hardly counts, you did her a favor
Good riddance. she wasn't worth the coupon anyway
lmao......
< dying
yay !! 😄
shopping sounds fun...I just might have to do that too.
It's raining again. 😢 pooo
this
Posted by MaximusDecimusMeridius
Good riddance. she wasn't worth the coupon anyway
hahahhahahahahaaha I seriously fell out
I'm glad there were no witnesses
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I'm hungover, I've done nothing all day, and I have no plans on this fine Friday evening.
Vocaroo anyone? 😄