MoonArtist
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Which Abomination are YOU?
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Posted by ASackOfMeatDecayingAndOnBorrowedTimePosted by MoonArtist
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Fuck Fuck Fuck
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Why won't mine work??!!! Godfuckingdammit!
You're sucking Duncan's dick, aren't you? ~suspicious eyes~
Posted by ASackOfMeatDecayingAndOnBorrowedTimePosted by MoonArtistCause I'm Duncan. Only mine works.Posted by ASackOfMeatDecayingAndOnBorrowedTimePosted by MoonArtist
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Fuck Fuck Fuck
Why won't mine work??!!! Godfuckingdammit!
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That's not even fair. This is abuse and tyranny! I'm King Snackbird, goddammit....
Butt Gardener
When life hands you ass, grab some flowers! That's your motto, Butt Gardener!
No fucks are given, and not just because you don't have genitals. People come to you because you know how to make anything fancy, and no one is better at dealing with assholes.
Whether you're planting ASSter or ChrysantheBUMs, you make everything a little less shitty.
When life hands you ass, grab some flowers! That's your motto, Butt Gardener!
No fucks are given, and not just because you don't have genitals. People come to you because you know how to make anything fancy, and no one is better at dealing with assholes.
Whether you're planting ASSter or ChrysantheBUMs, you make everything a little less shitty.
Bahaha. Mine is so funny. I got Ass Lobster! ? can't copy aste for some reason..
Posted by SoulI got the same
Butt Gardener
When life hands you ass, grab some flowers! That's your motto, Butt Gardener!
No fucks are given, and not just because you don't have genitals. People come to you because you know how to make anything fancy, and no one is better at dealing with assholes.
Whether you're planting ASSter or ChrysantheBUMs, you make everything a little less shitty.
I'm lord terramine light
I‘m Ass Lobster!
When the going gets tough, you have a team of naked men haul you up and get going! You're a juggernaut, Ass Lobster, and you take the world on asscheeks akimbo! There is no obstacle you won't batter down with butts crammed into your unthinkable briny insides!
Whether you're going for the big promotion or trying to help Birdie and Cub buttdoze their way back to the Enchanted Meadow, you are a tireless and fearsome force. Also, your stench is just unimaginable. It is literally the smell of mashed assholes, sweaty swampass and hollowed-out crustacean. Your resolve may be legend, but the odor uncoiling from your many buttcracks is an affront to God Himself.
When the going gets tough, you have a team of naked men haul you up and get going! You're a juggernaut, Ass Lobster, and you take the world on asscheeks akimbo! There is no obstacle you won't batter down with butts crammed into your unthinkable briny insides!
Whether you're going for the big promotion or trying to help Birdie and Cub buttdoze their way back to the Enchanted Meadow, you are a tireless and fearsome force. Also, your stench is just unimaginable. It is literally the smell of mashed assholes, sweaty swampass and hollowed-out crustacean. Your resolve may be legend, but the odor uncoiling from your many buttcracks is an affront to God Himself.
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