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New Age Girl
- Deadeye Dick -

Ruff!
I've got a new age girl
Tell us what she's like
Environmentalism girl
Does she ride a bike
She has a crystal necklace
She spend a lot of cash
Though her vibes are rather reckless
She's heading for a crash
Oh, her flowing skirt is blowing
In a transcendental wind
And she wonders without knowing
Where did we begin

Mary Moon... She's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon will outlive all the septugenarians
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone
Ruff!

You know she drives a wind-up car
How does she like it
It doesn't get her far
Why she doesn't bike it
But it gets her to where she's going to
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Where that is, I wish I knew
I don't know where she's going
And I don't know where she's been
All I know that lovin' her has got to be a sin

Mary Moon... She's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon will outlive all the septugenarians
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Oh, she loves me so
She hates to be alone
She don't eat meat
But she sure like the bone
Ruff!

Mary Moon... Will you hesitate
Don't segregate your thoughts from your emotions
Mary Moon... I know devotion isn't way up high
High... Ruff Mary Moon... She's a vegetarian
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon will outlive all the septugenarians

Ohhh... Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Mary Moon... She's an intellectual
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon Mary Moon...
Moon... Despite that fact still remains quite sexual
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon Mary Moon...
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon Ohhh Mary Moon...
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon Mary Moon...
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
She's the one for me, me, ohhh...
Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon
Ruff!