Coax your output with coffee...

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Brown Pill Fact #1

Not too long after you wake up, your body goes into release mode. An increased respiration rate and moving muscles demand more blood flow to the body's extremities. Unfortunately, this means less blood circulating to your intestinal and pelvic muscles, hindering the exit of your morning poop.

The solution?

Coffee! The caffeine in coffee helps activate contractions in your colon and intestinal muscles, moving those stubborn turds out the back door.