What's your Pottermore house?

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It's funny how people I randomly come across and get into convos with already took to Pottermore test when the site was published and know their house off bat 🤣

Lack of millennial Americans here perhaps (I'm aware jkr is British btw & that Harry was British, but still)

I read like 5 pages and I didn't care for it.
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That's how I felt about 120 days of sodom

It describes an old thin man's gaping rancid anus in the first 3 pages

I'm like "nah"
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Posted by virgoOPPP
Virgo, Slytherin


makes sense coz my fave is narcissa malfoy like even before i had a child i'd read a lot of fanfics where she figures the most


Oh man I relate to her bc my face looks like I constantly smell something bad (nasolabial folds 😔)

The only fanfic I remember reading was a sexually charged Hermione/snape ship. Not ethical at all ofc

I used to follow the cutest art livejournal that shipped Harry & Draco

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I would've never pegged you as a Slytherin btw. Super cool
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Virgo, Slytherin

makes sense coz my fave is narcissa malfoy like even before i had a child i'd read a lot of fanfics where she figures the most

Oh man I relate to her bc my face looks like I constantly smell something bad (nasolabial folds 😔)


The only fanfic I remember reading was a sexually charged Hermione/snape ship. Not ethical at all ofc


I used to follow the cutest art livejournal that shipped Harry & Draco





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I never really understood why people are so thirsty for Snape coz I've never found him attractive coz of the greasy hair description. But I've always imagined that the mysterious and noble Regulus Black must be very hot. Also Bellatrix's husband. Basically Slytherin men except Snape.
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And your sign for posterity

Gemini, Slytherin
Slytherin, Scorpio

Bellatrix Lestrange is 🔥
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Who's your favourite character?
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Snape

As a yandere I relate to him a lot

Like I loved Harry during his difficult days in book 5, it coincided with my coming-of-age turmoil

You love anyone other than Bellatrix?
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And your sign for posterity

Gemini, Slytherin
Slytherin, Scorpio

Bellatrix Lestrange is 🔥
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Yes yes, I'm proud that helena bonham carter is a gem fr
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Who's your favourite character?
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Snape

As a yandere I relate to him a lot

Like I loved Harry during his difficult days in book 5, it coincided with my coming-of-age turmoil

You love anyone other than Bellatrix?
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Kreacher.

Incorrigible, foul-mouthed little bastard but utterly loyal to his family.

Book 5 was the best by a longshot in my opinion. I read it as a stand-alone every few years.

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And your sign for posterity

Gemini, Slytherin
Slytherin, Scorpio

Bellatrix Lestrange is 🔥
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Yes yes, I'm proud that helena bonham carter is a gem fr
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Who's your favourite character?
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Snape
As a yandere I relate to him a lot
Like I loved Harry during his difficult days in book 5, it coincided with my coming-of-age turmoil
You love anyone other than Bellatrix?
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Kreacher.

Incorrigible, foul-mouthed little bastard but utterly loyal to his family.


Book 5 was the best by a longshot in my opinion. I read it as a stand-alone every few years.


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That's so unique. Mine was HBP. I should re-read OOTP too
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And your sign for posterity

Gemini, Slytherin
Slytherin, Scorpio

Bellatrix Lestrange is 🔥
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Yes yes, I'm proud that helena bonham carter is a gem fr
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Who's your favourite character?
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Snape
As a yandere I relate to him a lot
Like I loved Harry during his difficult days in book 5, it coincided with my coming-of-age turmoil
You love anyone other than Bellatrix?
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Kreacher.
Incorrigible, foul-mouthed little bastard but utterly loyal to his family.

Book 5 was the best by a longshot in my opinion. I read it as a stand-alone every few years.


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That's so unique. Mine was HBP. I should re-read OOTP too
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I love his relationship with Sirius too. Had me in fits of laughter the first time I read it.

In fairness, I should reread the HBP, it's been a long time since my last read.

Favourite professor? Other than Snape
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And your sign for posterity

Gemini, Slytherin
Slytherin, Scorpio

Bellatrix Lestrange is 🔥
click to expand
Yes yes, I'm proud that helena bonham carter is a gem fr
click to expand
Who's your favourite character?
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Snape
As a yandere I relate to him a lot
Like I loved Harry during his difficult days in book 5, it coincided with my coming-of-age turmoil
You love anyone other than Bellatrix?
click to expand
Kreacher.
Incorrigible, foul-mouthed little bastard but utterly loyal to his family.

Book 5 was the best by a longshot in my opinion. I read it as a stand-alone every few years.

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That's so unique. Mine was HBP. I should re-read OOTP too
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I love his relationship with Sirius too. Had me in fits of laughter the first time I read it.


In fairness, I should reread the HBP, it's been a long time since my last read.


Favourite professor? Other than Snape
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First instinct is McGonagall, but gilderoy lockhart was hilarious
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And your sign for posterity

Gemini, Slytherin
Slytherin, Scorpio

Bellatrix Lestrange is 🔥
click to expand
Yes yes, I'm proud that helena bonham carter is a gem fr
click to expand
Who's your favourite character?
click to expand
Snape
As a yandere I relate to him a lot
Like I loved Harry during his difficult days in book 5, it coincided with my coming-of-age turmoil
You love anyone other than Bellatrix?
click to expand
Kreacher.
Incorrigible, foul-mouthed little bastard but utterly loyal to his family.

Book 5 was the best by a longshot in my opinion. I read it as a stand-alone every few years.

click to expand
That's so unique. Mine was HBP. I should re-read OOTP too
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I love his relationship with Sirius too. Had me in fits of laughter the first time I read it.

In fairness, I should reread the HBP, it's been a long time since my last read.

Favourite professor? Other than Snape
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First instinct is McGonagall, but gilderoy lockhart was hilarious
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I concur, I think he's fantastic.
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It says Gryffindor is represented by the lion. Is it like house Lannister? Do Ron and Ginny get it on?


There didn't seem to be any incest, I'm not brushed up on my HP trivia but the only incest I can imagine would have been between malfoy and black (slytherins)

"You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart"

I feel like baratheon was more Gryffindor vibe

Sucks to be a hufflepuff bc "Hufflepuff takes the rest" 💀