deparrrrrrrrrrrgch

why it say "bleh" next to the d00d in yer pics? also, shiny teeth are fun. sorry to make such a shpectacle, bashfulkins.

this is my first time making a thread on the pisces board. just for you! more catface! "yesss, you like et." i do, i do! creeeeazy kittykins.


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hi. errybody. all you mermaids and merlads - but specially deparrrrgch. i can't read your blarrrrg anymore 😢. can you picture catface all teary-eyed? that's me. no blarg. sniff. iffn's you don't write back, it'll be more like this -

i's sad.

"bleh" isn't you, is it? nuh-uh! if it is...you is fieeeeeeeen! *snaps fingers* ouch! i just got scorched by your incredible heat from across the ocean, hawt-tayyy. "bleh" my BUTT! i'll poke and pinch the united stateser that taught you to write that next to pitchurs. let me at 'em.

"She is now dead."

that's what you think. just wait until some stray animal attempts to feed off your generosity, only to be the reincarnation of your ex, come to make your life a living PURGATORY. (stalker exes deserve their own layer, eh?)

"what are you doing?!"

-- improving your intellect, and work ethic. i though that was obvious, and btw, you still owe me a walk in the park.

"I might even go and make a special Leo thread later!"

i will not be outdone!

"The gauntlet has been thrown down! The die has been cast! Other sayings just like those two!"

- ha! i win.