SirHorns
@SirHorns
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How could you all...
Posted by Lifepath8Pisces*Sniff* ...uhh..*puts eyedrops in eyes to make it look like tears are coming form my eyes* How could you laugh at my pain.
hahhaa , no comment.
...You must have been the one to tell her to wipe the tears away, kiss them and then whisper into their ear..."Tears are delicious. "
Posted by Lifepath8Pisces*Gasp* The thirst is real then!?Posted by SirHornsOnly when I am thirsty and there is no water around. Here in the desert of AZ tears are for sure delicious. lulzPosted by Lifepath8Pisces*Sniff* ...uhh..*puts eyedrops in eyes to make it look like tears are coming form my eyes* How could you laugh at my pain.
hahhaa , no comment.
...You must have been the one to tell her to wipe the tears away, kiss them and then whisper into their ear..."Tears are delicious. "
Oxytocin is a *galleta-monster*.
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Is can't be true! *Looks at the Oxytocin* ...it is.
*Insert Anguished Screaming here* ...hmm, could make a killing selling water though.
Posted by ImpulsvCan't you use your Scorpy powers to banish my Venus to the dungeon?
I told you it would be a fish LOL
Or something?
Posted by AjnaRe...you did not bring MJ into this!
Seducing everyone by dancing to Thriller.
...just give my Pisces Venus a nuke why don't you, man? 😐
Posted by ImpulsvYou approve of her giving random texts to love ones to let them know their appreciated and loved!?Posted by SirHornsPosted by ImpulsvCan't you use your Scorpy powers to banish my Venus to the dungeon?
I told you it would be a fish LOL
Or something?
No I happen to approve of your Venus , So it staysclick to expand
Posted by AjnaReThey must be running buddies together.Posted by SirHornslol lol Im sorry SirHorns Samaaa 😢 I have same placementPosted by AjnaRe...you did not bring MJ into this!
Seducing everyone by dancing to Thriller.
...just give my Pisces Venus a nuke why don't you, man? 😐click to expand
Staging things.
Like saving your lover from a giant mutant squirrel.
Posted by AjnaReI know. ;_;Posted by SirHornslol 😄 she makes thy heart shiiiiine to everyone lol lolPosted by AjnaReThey must be running buddies together.Posted by SirHornslol lol Im sorry SirHorns Samaaa 😢 I have same placementPosted by AjnaRe...you did not bring MJ into this!
Seducing everyone by dancing to Thriller.
...just give my Pisces Venus a nuke why don't you, man? 😐
Staging things.
Like saving your lover from a giant mutant squirrel.click to expand
She loves ruthlessly man. RUTHLESSLY.
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Each and every fish. Even the hermit fish that isolate themselves from everyone!
Especially them! Since they have to be passive-aggressively projecting their rejected romanticism onto me!
So naturally, I have to blame the entire group for what one fish possibly could have done.
So now due to my Pisces Venus, I must make you all accountable for my Venus actions.
...excuse me.
*Slips out the door, sniffs marks and chugs down scotch like an alcoholic* ...okay, I think my common sense went back into a coma.
NOW FISHY PEOPLE! PREPARE YER SELVES FOR JUDGEMENT! *Holds out Rubber Ducky*
Whoever doesn't want a good sound ducking, must confess what romantic tips they gave my Venus to make her able to give off the illusion that I have a heart and love people.
I am a Cap, we all know that'd ridiculous to think about. Now confess you fish, what advice did you give her!? 😐
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...*pulls out paper* Drama? This job sucks, I better be getting good stock options for doing this.*hides paper and then looks at you cross eyed*