Why not to date a Pisces...

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cancerlady
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Pisces:

Is your ideal lover someone who just loves "Air Supply" and Barry Manilow? Someone who starts crying at the beginning of Walt Disney reruns? Are you looking for someone with thirteen cats, seven dogs, and a three-legged ferret -- in a four-room apartment? If so, you need a Pisces. It's not true that they never get out of bed or away from the television set. If you can find their clothes, and give them very specific instructions on what to do with them, you can even take them out -- but understand that they will only want to go to The Movies, to the Pool, or Out For A Drink. No matter where you take them, they'll have no idea where they are or how they got there. Are they really all that easily confused? Huh?
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Yep, that's a fact !!!!!!!! Confused, scattered, wishy-washy

To prove your point, I have two dogs, one of which I only got because he was abused and vicious and needed someone to bite who wouldn't mind the suffering (martyr syndrome). Four cats, one who is feline luk possitive and nobody else wanted to nurse her until she dies; one male cat who had a penisectomy because he would otherwise die and now can't control his urine release and pees everywhere. But, that's ok, I'll clean it up, I don't mind.

And the perfect date is going to the movies - but it has to be something really sappy so I have a reason to weep - not that I need a reason, will do that anyway.

You're probably right - is there really a good reason to date a Pisces?
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Yes, very easily confused is the word. Telling them what to wear, and how to wear it is true too.. On my wedding day, I had to find him a suit, and even had to show him what shirt to wear, and how to do the tie... he hadn't a clue.

Where to go? to the bar. he drank all the time. if we went to the lake, he brought beer, if we went camping, he brought beer, if we went to the movies, he brought beer.

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FYI Cancerlady......Air Supply were (I think they are still around coz I saw a poster of them to play in Dublin a while ago) a famous Australian group of the 70's and 80's - they sang dead romantic love songs...some great lyrics. Probably their best known song is "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..it's can't be too late to say that I'm sorry......" Another one was called "Makin' Love out of nothing at all"!! Won't go on and on.....mite be accused of being dirty by certain folk here:-)!!!!

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well my X alwasy said no matter where i was I was having a good time in my own world aka as LALA Land to him, The only reason I take stray animals in is I can't see them suffer so yes I do have a few. My ferret has 4 legs but he's blind in one eye but he can still walk straight LOL. Take me to the movies or the bar baby it will always be a good time. The drinking most pisces like to drink or have some other addiction so we need to watch that. Who doesn't like to hang out with a drunk fish we keep it fun! As for getting dressed hmmmmm I seem to have that one down that I can I do it all by myself. Did someone say Confused?? that's my middle name some days, can't help it I normally have a full plate and try to get everything done at the same time and have about 3 projects going at once so who wouldn't be confused when you're trying to solve everyone elses problems instead of your own. But all in all we are happy people, a great friend, and wonderful lovers what more could anyone want??

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