Pisces Horriblescope

I can sum this up n two words rotting fish. Its like when things wash up out of the ocean. They lay on the beach and rot , the only thing lower is sags.There life is like watching fish in a bowl. They go throw the little castle they stink up the water, they bottom feed. this is it , year after year on and on. BORING. They belong in a bowl, Its just so bad to be one why havent they all dune there selfs in? the phrases for them must be fluctuat nee mer gi tur It is tossed by the waves but does not sink it just stinks.
to sum up no money, no sex, no mate. no life.

Have a nice day

james,
I think most of us have shared similar feelings at some point in life. I certainly have. There is nothing we can do except march on and endure. I dealt with my depression and dark days in typical pisces fashion _ by escaping with great books, movies and theatre. At least, that method keeps the mind busy
good luck
allen

Dear Allen

crow back into the sea were you belong.

very nice.

Happy Birthday Allen and also to the rest of the fishes out there....May you each enjoy much laughter, joy and happiness.

Freebird...

freebird,
thanks so much for the kind words, dear friend. I have been working so many hours that I actually forget my birthday was looming over the horizon. Pardon my ignorance, but has dr. tate fallen on hard times.
allen

Yes Allen I am afraid so....his Saggie girlfriend was not very nice to him. He hurts inside, deeply.

and allways the one who with the most optimsitc and delighted hope for the futre are the one's pains by others. well that's were here for. Sorry, don't worry. Love will take it's turn. You'll be suprised when love may strike. I hope you feel much better. And know were always here to be picked at or to talk too.

ur friend,
James the13th

Mr T. you are so right, it sucks being a fish. I for one have tried to do myself in many times but I'm such a treetrunking failure I can't even seem to do that right.

arwen,
be strong, my friend. Many of us pisces have felt the same way. We feel everything and we feel it strongly. It can lead to much torment and even illnesses, such as ulcers and crohns disease. Somehow, someway, we must strive for inner peace and balance.

don't worry everything will turn all right in the end.

oh my little lamb james, i wish life could be so simple. my remedy for sadness is film.
The royal tennebaums, rushmore, american beauty, sunshine state, breaking away, being there, the pink panther. there is nothing like escapism for a pisces.

Well, since no other Pisces is stepping up to the plate on this one I will.
James, what so much astonishes me about you is how you bash another sign
Without much intelligence. I only want to give you some advice you should think before you speak because your way of speaking to other signs and or people can get you into a lot of trouble on the Internet or in your everyday life. Every sign in the Zodiac has different good and bad qualities. However, You should really research the sign you so much want to talk trash about. I forgive you because you are younger and may not have all the knowledge some of us have that have been following astrology for many years and happen to be a pisces sign. As we all have our good and bad sides that we have to work on you should really try to tone down your opinions maybe try to write them down first then proceed to post them. I have a dear brother who is a Capricorn and has many qualities that are positive. However, even he has gone through a moment where he needs help from other sources that can help him with being successful in life. I am not looking to question why you feel the way you do, I am merely suggesting something for you to try. This will make you a better communicator and not appear as if you are bashing someone for who they are and their faults. No one is perfect except God, we all have experienced bad times rather than good times and hope to have better times. You really do entertain my knowledge because some of the richest people on earth happen to be pisces. I am not one to judge what you have gone through in your life or why it is that you feel the way you do. But, my advice to you would be to think before you speak or write because as you progress to live your life if you do not curtail your thoughts and organize them this will be a major defeat in your personal and professional life. I really have nothing more to say just take care of your self because one day you will meet your match and your entire life may depend on it. Just some words of wisdomfrom somebody who has been there and done that and is still learning more

Check this site out

http://www.elore.com/Astrology/Study/capricorn.htm

Once in a mans lifetime words of wisdom come along to chang his whole life. This is not one of the times. Christian the horroablescopes are a treetrunking joke. I started them because of phoenix. Then alana got on my case because I did not do one for her. everyone knows they are a joke who comes here and reads. As for the rest of your advice I am sure you are well meaning but you should give it to people who give a big rats ass. If you ask around you will find many who hate me as well as love me.Its like freebird says I am a real dick. But I love her. As for interaction with people treetrunk em. My profession is pub drunk. so I need very few communicating skills, (me want whisky) I give man 2 pound hr give me whisky it works.

Have a nice life

chio

Whooosh...freebird squeeching in for a landing flapping wings wildly....Mr. Tate! Mr. Tate! I do not recall ever saying that you were a "dick"....I would NEVER say that about you. Please correct me if I am wrong and I apologize if I had...

I love you too My Dear Mr. Tate 😉

The aries horrorscope is bound to come up soon and I wouldn?t dream of saying anything sweet about JT before then - wouldn?t want him thinking I?d expect a nice scope in return...
But I guess we all love the guy...

sorry freebird thought it was you the words were hes a reail prick but hes ouir prick.

James,

No Biggy, I just got to keep it real all that bullbutter astrologers talk about us is not necessarily true. They can't even figure us out so they have to formulate as much crap as possible.
I understand where you are coming from I like Whisky to Chiva Regal, Glenlivet or Jameson what is your choice? I have had a real difficult last 3-4 years and
am looking forward to some new changes. I think I can speak for many pisceans out there. I just have to stick up for who you are evenif Astrology is distorting that view. Good Luck in the Pub...and if you happen to come across any Leo women tell them I send my blessings....from Chicago

Mr T simply livens up the boards from time to time, which in all fairness I think we need.

And it is funny when people go ape-butter at him, cos he always replies so superbly.

very thoughtful, christian,
bravo.

rock on JT.

Methinks someone has been watching too much 'Bill & Ted's excellent adventure'..........

hello.

so sad no one takes the horriblescope's to heart. You try to inlighten people and they just laugh at you. Allas there is no rest for the wicked.

Tried yet, James?

Think God I thought for a sec that I had forgot to do a fish o scope.

And now WHERE is that aries o scope I?ve been waiting for about fourteen months?

As do I Freebird, as do I! They just need to get to know our Mr Tate better thats all!

And please let me say with a whoop and a hollar! ITS SO DARN GREAT TO SEE YOU BACK FREEBIRD! You have been sorely missed my lady, that you have! Its been so strange here on the boards as of late, I kid you not!

Lost of new names since you were last here, lots of new fun and folly! I for one am hoping that our sweet little freebird will perch for awhile and stay. We missed you powerful much little darlin!

TW2 DOES A LITTLE DANCE OF HAPPINESS NOW THAT OUR FREEBIRD HAS COME HOME TO US!

Hi guys I am new to the website and I happen to come across this thread. MR. TATE! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE MONSTER!!! Ok that was me being an actress to give Mr. Tate a little flattery. Although Capricorns always make my life a living hell. My mother is a Capricorn and so is my cousin and they both drive me nuts! I am still trying to figure them both out, Mr. Tate can you throw me some advice or are you going to be greedy with the info?

Advice no I have none. I did like your movie the blue angel. I think Mai Brit was in it not the origanil. I agree stay away from Capricorns they are a nasty lot. I can't think been down to pub to late last night. catch you later.

for the fish

I think that if this planet isn't very much blindly a communist, 'fishes' would probably therefore succeed furthermore than regular human beings. They're bored to be subscribed and binded with all the 'uninteresting' things in life that they don't want. If only you would allow/welcome them to perform/create/whatsoever these imaginative thoughts.

If you give them the chance to do what they want to do, and of course these things they want to do are positively good in a way because 'fishes' are heavenly thinkers unless they have the reason to be 'dark', they will probably succeed. Take Albert Einstein, at first he studied things that he wasn't very interested in and got a low mark of it, but when his personal rebelion of thoughts pursued him to study what he admired studying he actually pushed trough the impossible at that time. Imagination is interesting, just give them the chance to, at least, put it in reality.

They dream of a romantic life, but they're too insecure to perform it in real life because people critisize and even command them to "wake up; this is real life." Real life? Who said so? Who do you think you are to compose statements of what is right and what isn't? You must be religous who's out of his mind.

Correct me.

#1 I am a agnostic
#2 you are taking this way to serious
#3 perhaps its your grasp of the english language
#4 its all to get a rise out of certian people.

Have a wonderful day and if you wish send me a message about what a aris hole I am.

ah, thank you lalalala. that was a refreshing thought. sometimes as a pisces, i need a bit of reassurance that what i'm thinking isn't as crazy as it may seem.

here it is from the past for those who ask for it

for the fish