A QUESTION FOR THE AMERICANS

Why do americans choose from just two people to run for president
and 50 for miss america?

Because we like looking at T&A more than we do a couple of corrupt arseholes? 😛

LOL BETTER! ^

I do apologize, I'll just take your arm and tuck you back in. Drats, thought I was being quiet too being barefoot. Next time I'll sneak round in my bunny slippers.

LOL!!! I like her already.

Ah's will be vewwy vewwy quiet. Like a wraith winding round the stair. Just a faint wisp of Dior and coffee and I'll be on my merry lil' way.

Mmmmmm bunny rabbit. That's good eating. I'll stick to overalls and bare feet. Apologize to everyone beforehand though, I've got all my own teeth.

*dragging toe in the dirt* Ah shore is plum sorreh. But if'n you look up in the sky thar might be a twister. It's comin' fer meh. 'possum stew, or would'ja ruther have a nice haunch of 'coon? Maght be some moonshine too.

Buts, buts CLETUS! *tears filling eyes* I di'n't mean nuffin' by it. Was just sharing some good vittles.

Bah-bah Cletus Billy Ray Bob Bo Jangles! *waving* Say howdy ta the Missus fer me!

If this is the average americans
I understand why only two out of 300,000,000 get to run.

Lets keep it that way we aren't big on visitors. As for Chuck he would not make a pimple on a Welshmans aris.Its just a title he has to try and give him a bit of statis

Bet you ??10 Tate that I could visit Wales and not be ostracized, scoffed at, nor reviled. Septic accent and all.

V/B yes you would be welcome.
Yossarian how about we give you chuck and you can start a road show with the whole bunch.
lets face it we both have a bunch of loosers.

LOL Oh hell with it. I propose we learn from each other. I like that idea quite well. Though I must admit I'm enjoying the one up-manship.