sunshine222
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50 Universal truths about men....
So sorry!
13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14. If you can't stand up to me when I'm a brat, you're too weak for me to open up to when I'm upset.
15. Sitting quietly next to me after you've made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You'll be suprised how quickly I can forgive.
16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I'm considering leaving you.
17. I don't read minds. Remember, I'm not a woman.
18. You may know fashion, but I wish you'd dress to please me, not other women.
19. If I'm losing my hair, its not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?
20. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I've listened to talk about what is important to you.
13. I'm scared if I let a woman inside my heart, she'll take advantage of me.
14. If you can't stand up to me when I'm a brat, you're too weak for me to open up to when I'm upset.
15. Sitting quietly next to me after you've made me a meal is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free ticket. You'll be suprised how quickly I can forgive.
16. You did something hurtful. If I never bring it up, I'm considering leaving you.
17. I don't read minds. Remember, I'm not a woman.
18. You may know fashion, but I wish you'd dress to please me, not other women.
19. If I'm losing my hair, its not funny. Would you like me to joke about your weight?
20. When I talk to you about golf and you act bored, it would be nice for you to remember all the times I've listened to talk about what is important to you.
LOL, I don't think she is done... way to break her chain. Damn it, now I did it too (and I was trying to resist the urge...)
P.S. #12 is wrong.
12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy. Tattos too....
P.S. #12 is wrong.
12. Cigarettes make any woman look cheap and easy. Tattos too....
Hah and you went crazy with it.
10 minutes between posts 1 and 2... if the list is going to get to 50 her #3 should be coming anytime now. We're gonna get in trouble... quick, hide!
27. Men only have 2 moods, hungry and horny. If you see me without an erection, make me a sammich!
31. Not til next year!
32. we'll skip to 33 since there are 2 31s
33. See?
haha
21. The woman I love is easy to please. She apprciates the effort I put into making her happy, even if I get the details wrong.
22. You look hot in a dress.
23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother.
24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.
26. I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you are married?
27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.
28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.
29. Being respected is more important to me than being loved.
30. I want every man to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Pleae don't let yourself go.
31. When I'm upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important than what you say.
32. I hate it when you minimize, ignore or tell me I don't mean my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.
33. I'm more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?
34. I don't always know how I feel. That's why I don't tell you.
35. I don't need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to pleae you.
36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory-go with my actions-that will always tell you what's in my heart.
37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me w/o asking for something. Like a favor.
38. I really don't want to hear about any of your ex bf, regardless of the point.
39. If I don't share what I'm thinking, it's because I don't think you will listen w/o interrupting.
22. You look hot in a dress.
23. I hate being told what to do when I don't ask for help. It makes me feel like you're my mother.
24. If you sleep over, I might eventually marry you, but I'm less motivated.
25. During sex my ears are as sensitive to your words as your skin is to my touch.
26. I need some type of signal or cue to walk across the room and approach you. What if you are married?
27. It makes me feel like you trust me when you ask for my advice.
28. It feels competitive when you insist on being in charge.
29. Being respected is more important to me than being loved.
30. I want every man to envy me when we arrive as a couple. Pleae don't let yourself go.
31. When I'm upset I am very tone sensitive. How you say it is more important than what you say.
32. I hate it when you minimize, ignore or tell me I don't mean my compliments. It makes me want to stop giving them.
33. I'm more insecure than you think. Why do you think I need your respect so much?
34. I don't always know how I feel. That's why I don't tell you.
35. I don't need you to do things for me. What I crave is being able to pleae you.
36. If I do one thing and say something contradictory-go with my actions-that will always tell you what's in my heart.
37. I find myself wanting to please you when you simply smile at me w/o asking for something. Like a favor.
38. I really don't want to hear about any of your ex bf, regardless of the point.
39. If I don't share what I'm thinking, it's because I don't think you will listen w/o interrupting.
uh oh, here it comes...
50. All men would still really like to own a train set.
THE END!
Posted by sunshine222
29. Being respected is more important to me than being loved.
Furthermore I don't think it's possible to have a romantic love if you don't have respect. True for both sides.
40. I love it when you put your hair in a pony tail.
41. Don't ask me, "Are you going to wear that?" when I'm already dressed.
42. Sometimes I have weird, strange or very sexual thoughts. I don't take them seriously and I don't want to share them with you (or anyone)
43. Sometimes you really don't want to know what I'm thinking. See above.
44. If you cheat on me, it's nearly impossible for me to get over it.
45. It isn't how much you weigh, it's that your body is proportionate, which is so attractive.
46. I don't remember everything about our relationship, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.
47. A guy should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.
48. If you don't believe you're pretty, you won't believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it.
49. I don't like to argue and I don't like to guess what's wrong. Just TELL me so I can fix it.
50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I'm p*ssed so that I don't say something I will regret.
51. Sometimes we're lazy and don't call. Give us the benefit of the doubt.
Written by a (male) relationship expert.
41. Don't ask me, "Are you going to wear that?" when I'm already dressed.
42. Sometimes I have weird, strange or very sexual thoughts. I don't take them seriously and I don't want to share them with you (or anyone)
43. Sometimes you really don't want to know what I'm thinking. See above.
44. If you cheat on me, it's nearly impossible for me to get over it.
45. It isn't how much you weigh, it's that your body is proportionate, which is so attractive.
46. I don't remember everything about our relationship, but that doesn't mean I don't love you.
47. A guy should always be respected by his lady in public, even if she is disagreeing with him.
48. If you don't believe you're pretty, you won't believe me when I tell you, no matter how many times I say it.
49. I don't like to argue and I don't like to guess what's wrong. Just TELL me so I can fix it.
50. I need some time to myself to calm down when I'm p*ssed so that I don't say something I will regret.
51. Sometimes we're lazy and don't call. Give us the benefit of the doubt.
Written by a (male) relationship expert.
Wow, I actually agree with all 50! Smh smh
Well maybe not the 1 about men being insecure simply b/c they want respect so bad. If that's the case, that's like saying that anyone who wants, deserves and/or demands respect must be insecure. FAIL!
Wanting an ego boost is diff. from wanting respect
Well maybe not the 1 about men being insecure simply b/c they want respect so bad. If that's the case, that's like saying that anyone who wants, deserves and/or demands respect must be insecure. FAIL!
Wanting an ego boost is diff. from wanting respect
*inhaling deeply* I love the smell of Aries Moon in the morning.
# 100 I AM NOT EASY BUT I CAN BE MADE.
Men are stupid and fucking boring
i HATE IT WHEN THEY BRADE THERE PUBLIC HAIR.
1. Men do indeed value a good woman.
2. They do undergo 'man cold' symptoms. Make soup, tuck them in and care for them. ( Careful with this one girls, you do not want
be "Mom", no man wants to shag his mother..put down the baby powder and rectal thermometer ).
3. They do and will enjoy their toys. Get over it.
4. They do not care if you are bloated, your arse feels big in *those* pants, or if you broke a nail. These are not earth
shattering events.
5. When that bum hits the door from work; slow that roll. Mickey's BS at school will keep a bit, let him unwind a bit.
6. The bird twittering gossip about who did what, when and where to whom...save it for the coffee klatch moments.
7. Be a strong woman, men want someone ultimately they cannot steamroll. It isn't about being a bitch, it's about not projecting
baggage and creating that vortex of doom.
8. Love him, just as he stands. Faults and all. Be his anchor when times are shit, his friend, and his lover.
9. No trash talking. Your choice ladies, if you love a man enough to stand by him, that also means you've got his BACK.
Undermining is a no-no.
10. When he's an ass, call him on it. Again, not about being a bag.
11. Do crazy shit. Strut around nekkid, send filthy texts, wreck that ass when it gets home. Love that body down but good
whenever you're feeling it, and LET HIM KNOW you're feeling it.
12. NO calling his place of employ unless it's an emergency. He does NOT need to hear that Johnny skinned his damned knee.
( However, feel free to ...send that dirty text or show up as *lunch* )
13. Respect him, don't swerve from him, keep the faith, and fight the fight. Do the damned thing, proper.
Cow tips and hints.. ( not tipping..well, there is a jar on the desk..feel free ).
2. They do undergo 'man cold' symptoms. Make soup, tuck them in and care for them. ( Careful with this one girls, you do not want
be "Mom", no man wants to shag his mother..put down the baby powder and rectal thermometer ).
3. They do and will enjoy their toys. Get over it.
4. They do not care if you are bloated, your arse feels big in *those* pants, or if you broke a nail. These are not earth
shattering events.
5. When that bum hits the door from work; slow that roll. Mickey's BS at school will keep a bit, let him unwind a bit.
6. The bird twittering gossip about who did what, when and where to whom...save it for the coffee klatch moments.
7. Be a strong woman, men want someone ultimately they cannot steamroll. It isn't about being a bitch, it's about not projecting
baggage and creating that vortex of doom.
8. Love him, just as he stands. Faults and all. Be his anchor when times are shit, his friend, and his lover.
9. No trash talking. Your choice ladies, if you love a man enough to stand by him, that also means you've got his BACK.
Undermining is a no-no.
10. When he's an ass, call him on it. Again, not about being a bag.
11. Do crazy shit. Strut around nekkid, send filthy texts, wreck that ass when it gets home. Love that body down but good
whenever you're feeling it, and LET HIM KNOW you're feeling it.
12. NO calling his place of employ unless it's an emergency. He does NOT need to hear that Johnny skinned his damned knee.
( However, feel free to ...send that dirty text or show up as *lunch* )
13. Respect him, don't swerve from him, keep the faith, and fight the fight. Do the damned thing, proper.
Cow tips and hints.. ( not tipping..well, there is a jar on the desk..feel free ).
🙂 *deeply curtsying* Ta Blingenator. 🙂
Posted by venusianbull
11. Do crazy shit. Strut around nekkid, send filthy texts, wreck that ass when it gets home. Love that body down but good
whenever you're feeling it, and LET HIM KNOW you're feeling it.
Holy shit, I can do this.
Oh, also, I think I'll follow this list more. Thanks VB!!!!
39. If I don't share what I'm thinking, it's because I don't think you will listen w/o interrupting.
Just sayin' ya know....
Just sayin' ya know....
You are worth every penny of the tip, VB...
71) Sometimes a hug is just a hug. I really like to have your smell on me, and that is the second best way I know to get it there.
Whats with you people? *SMH* Taureans want wealth.. but in a CLASSY way. My gift for the wisdom of VB:
Gorsh guys.
Uh, say VB, could you, like, you know, loan me a few bucks—?
Thank you Libraluv. 🙂 🙂
Ssssshhhhh dof, the waitressing is just a cover up. Really I'm a bazillionaire typing away from my yacht in the middle of the ocean. My cabin in the woods, my uber cool castle ( complete with moat infested with alligators if you must know .. ) my cottage in England, my villa in Spain..the chateau in France, or my sprawling home in Italy. You just never know when my private jet will land and off I go. 😄 If you'll sign there in triplicate, noting interest if loan goes into default I'll cut you a check. How much you talking here?
Ssssshhhhh dof, the waitressing is just a cover up. Really I'm a bazillionaire typing away from my yacht in the middle of the ocean. My cabin in the woods, my uber cool castle ( complete with moat infested with alligators if you must know .. ) my cottage in England, my villa in Spain..the chateau in France, or my sprawling home in Italy. You just never know when my private jet will land and off I go. 😄 If you'll sign there in triplicate, noting interest if loan goes into default I'll cut you a check. How much you talking here?
Well how could I resist that? *slingshotting ??15,000* Such a soft touch I am.
😄 LOL Yayyyyyyy toys! And if you must be the conductor wear the hat, yeh? 😛
DOFACC
CAN YOU LET ME
CAN YOU LET ME TEN BOB FOR A FORTHNIGHT?
CAN YOU LET ME 20 QUID TO I SEE YOU AGAIN?
CAN YOU LET ME A FEW POUND FOR THERE ARE SOME PUBS I NEED TO GO ROUND?
CAN YOU LET ME SOME MONEY MAKE IT POUNDS NOT EUROS
FOR THE GREEKS AND THE SPAINISH ARE GOING TO SINK THE UNION.
CAN YOU LET ME?
CAN YOU LET ME
CAN YOU LET ME TEN BOB FOR A FORTHNIGHT?
CAN YOU LET ME 20 QUID TO I SEE YOU AGAIN?
CAN YOU LET ME A FEW POUND FOR THERE ARE SOME PUBS I NEED TO GO ROUND?
CAN YOU LET ME SOME MONEY MAKE IT POUNDS NOT EUROS
FOR THE GREEKS AND THE SPAINISH ARE GOING TO SINK THE UNION.
CAN YOU LET ME?
Posted by james tate
DOFACC
CAN YOU LET ME
CAN YOU LET ME TEN BOB FOR A FORTHNIGHT?
CAN YOU LET ME 20 QUID TO I SEE YOU AGAIN?
CAN YOU LET ME A FEW POUND FOR THERE ARE SOME PUBS I NEED TO GO ROUND?
CAN YOU LET ME SOME MONEY MAKE IT POUNDS NOT EUROS
FOR THE GREEKS AND THE SPAINISH ARE GOING TO SINK THE UNION.
CAN YOU LET ME?
Depends, ya' taking me to the pubs with you—?
Oh, by the way VB, after due consideration, I just have to say it:
"I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!"
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