Blood Type Dating!!!

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calthrope
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I don't think it's been posted here before, but apparently it's big in Japan, what if it's the new dating thing? Like you take a prick test and see. Test and see, test and see, sounds like.. (I suppose you need a whole NCIS lab to work it out but still, could be something to it, oh and you need to send the samples off to Miami and Las Vegas and wherever else the team goes, it could get costly..but still)
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sporklifter
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What if the NCIS accidentally mixes the dating pool with the serial killer database and sets me up with a psycho?!

Or, what if I'm insecure and send in a highly-pixellated profile pic and the NCIS goes against my will and reconstructs a clear rendering of my true facial features?

I simply don't trust it. I think the NCIS fully intends to do the psycho-boyfriend scenario in order to increase the likelihood of murder and thus create more work for themselves, and all because they are inarguably (yes, inarguably!) not as popular as the CSI.

No thank you, obscure Japanese romantic NCIS vampire conspirators; no thank you.


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Rh-negative women and men have several "Unusual Traits" that Rh-positives don't. Some call them "Reptilian Traits".
* An EXTRA-Vertebra (a "Tail Bone")....some are born with a tail(called a "Cauda").
* Lower than normal Body Temperature
* Lower than normal Blood Pressure
* Higher mental analytical abilities.
* Higher Negative-ion shielding (from positive "charged" virus/bacteria)around the body.
* High Sensitivity to EM and ELF Fields.
* Hyper Vision and other senses.
* Etc. (TS-MAJIC-NSC)


HAHAHAHAHA I'm an alien, or a reptile..or a caw-caw! Ca-caw!
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calthrope
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Posted by sporklifter
What if the NCIS accidentally mixes the dating pool with the serial killer database and sets me up with a psycho?!

Or, what if I'm insecure and send in a highly-pixellated profile pic and the NCIS goes against my will and reconstructs a clear rendering of my true facial features?

I simply don't trust it. I think the NCIS fully intends to do the psycho-boyfriend scenario in order to increase the likelihood of murder and thus create more work for themselves, and all because they are inarguably (yes, inarguably!) not as popular as the CSI.

No thank you, obscure Japanese romantic NCIS vampire conspirators; no thank you.





You're playing risky now. Sending photos of your springy bulbous self, pixelated or not, over the waves is not the way. You could meet a Dexter/Red John type and where is Patrick Jane when you need him?? In prison that's where. I worry about you.

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sporklifter
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Posted by calthrope

You're playing risky now. Sending photos of your springy bulbous self, pixelated or not, over the waves is not the way. You could meet a Dexter/Red John type and where is Patrick Jane when you need him?? In prison that's where. I worry about you.




That's very kind, calthrope. But! (I whine)...My faith in the skill of the CSI is such that if I disappear, I know they will set up a laser-based configuration which determines the probable direction in which I was taken, or they will examine the pattern of urine spatter (I will have peed myself), and they will track me down. If all fails, I guess I will have to appeal to the ghost whisperer or cold case files 😕
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sporklifter
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Posted by venusianbull
Rh-negative women and men have several "Unusual Traits" that Rh-positives don't. Some call them "Reptilian Traits".
* An EXTRA-Vertebra (a "Tail Bone")....some are born with a tail(called a "Cauda").
* Lower than normal Body Temperature
* Lower than normal Blood Pressure
* Higher mental analytical abilities.
* Higher Negative-ion shielding (from positive "charged" virus/bacteria)around the body.
* High Sensitivity to EM and ELF Fields.
* Hyper Vision and other senses.
* Etc. (TS-MAJIC-NSC)


HAHAHAHAHA I'm an alien, or a reptile..or a caw-caw! Ca-caw!




Boo for me. I don't have these!...I've got a flat bum, I get cold very easily, and I'm near-sighted.
I would be civil to elves in a field should I come across such a thing, but I don't think I would be solicitous to the point of a so-called "high sensitivity." I guess I'm Rh-positive then.

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venusianbull
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Posted by sporklifter
Posted by venusianbull
Rh-negative women and men have several "Unusual Traits" that Rh-positives don't. Some call them "Reptilian Traits".
* An EXTRA-Vertebra (a "Tail Bone")....some are born with a tail(called a "Cauda").
* Lower than normal Body Temperature
* Lower than normal Blood Pressure
* Higher mental analytical abilities.
* Higher Negative-ion shielding (from positive "charged" virus/bacteria)around the body.
* High Sensitivity to EM and ELF Fields.
* Hyper Vision and other senses.
* Etc. (TS-MAJIC-NSC)


HAHAHAHAHA I'm an alien, or a reptile..or a caw-caw! Ca-caw!




Boo for me. I don't have these!...I've got a flat bum, I get cold very easily, and I'm near-sighted.
I would be civil to elves in a field should I come across such a thing, but I don't think I would be solicitous to the point of a so-called "high sensitivity." I guess I'm Rh-positive then.

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LOL Awwwwww, poor Sporky. It'll be alright. As long as you maintain the joys of the wee folk the rest doesn't matter. I has secret. I am a furnace, dunno where the 'lower than normal body temp' comes from. No tail either.
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venusianbull
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Posted by venusianbull
Rh-negative women and men have several "Unusual Traits" that Rh-positives don't. Some call them "Reptilian Traits".
* An EXTRA-Vertebra (a "Tail Bone")....some are born with a tail(called a "Cauda").
* Lower than normal Body Temperature
* Lower than normal Blood Pressure
* Higher mental analytical abilities.
* Higher Negative-ion shielding (from positive "charged" virus/bacteria)around the body.
* High Sensitivity to EM and ELF Fields.
* Hyper Vision and other senses.
* Etc. (TS-MAJIC-NSC)


HAHAHAHAHA I'm an alien, or a reptile..or a caw-caw! Ca-caw!



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😄!
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Posted by calthrope
I don't think it's been posted here before, but apparently it's big in Japan, what if it's the new dating thing? Like you take a prick test and see. Test and see, test and see, sounds like.. (I suppose you need a whole NCIS lab to work it out but still, could be something to it, oh and you need to send the samples off to Miami and Las Vegas and wherever else the team goes, it could get costly..but still)


Can't be any more ridiculous than star sign compatibility ;D

A+ like my grades who am I compatible with?😛 apparently A and AB